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edited June 2005 in Chit chat
Q: what does American coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

A: They both suck without cream

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  • edited June 2005
    I suppose you have to be American to understand this joke.

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  • edited June 2005
    I didnt get that joke at all, whos this Ginger woman ? Presume some whore ?
  • edited June 2005
    Now if you'd said Divine Brown we'd all have understood. :)
  • edited June 2005
    Right then. I've done some research. Apparrently, this Ginger Baker individual is some type of musician, who specialises in a variety of popular music called "jazz". He was also a member of a group of like-minded individuals (I believe the phrase is "band"), who called themselves "Cream". I suspect that usspecyfan's "joke" alludes to the fact that once this character left the "band" called Cream, the standard of his music deteriorated. I'm led to believe that this is common amongst contemporary musicians who achieved fame as part of a group, but sunk into mediocrity after strinking out on their own (the "Spice Girls" is an example that was cited).

    If only usspeccyfan had made all of this clear in the first place. This has opened up an entirely new world for me.

    By the way, who the hell is Divine Brown?
  • edited June 2005
    Divine Brown is that famous ropey prostitute who made the headlines and who made a ton of money as she was the one who (how shall i put this), said hello quite closely to Hugh Grants 'little fella'.

    I've heard of Cream of course but never knew the names really in the band. After reading a joke like that all i can say is bring back Russ Abbott, all is forgiven
  • edited June 2005
    Eric Clapton was also one of the members of Cream.

    His music, however, doesn't seem to have gone down the drain.

    Who the hell is Russ Abbott? :)
  • edited June 2005
    Ah - I get it now.

    What a shit joke.
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  • edited June 2005
    Who the hell is Russ Abbott? :)

    Russ Abbott is one of Britains greatest comics, he inspired Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan and many others.

    He created an amazing array of talented characters and even today most modern comedians say he was their inspiration for getting into comedy.

    He set a record by winning 12 Comedy Baftas and was celebrated as Britains greatest ever comedian. In Trafalgar Square in London theres a statue of him hes that famous. For 10 straight years his great 'Russ Abbott show' on TV on saturday night in the UK had 30 million viewers all the time. Also a talented musician, he had a number 1 hit with 'what an atmosphere' which was #1 for 7 months beating Bryan Adams record. The recent phone mix remake is number 1 in the charts.

    He also helped the career of another great comic, Les Dennis and one of the most beautiful comedians, Bella Emberg who is still huge to this day.

    Highly talented comedian who sold out Las Vegas for 700 consecutive nights. He died a few years ago when he was assassinated by a scotsman who took offence to his most famous character 'Hey Jimmy'.

    A huge loss

    I would recommend getting Russ Abbots greatest comedy moments from amazon, a great DVD to get.

    [ This Message was edited by: psj3809 on 2005-06-22 16:41 ]
  • edited June 2005
    You forgot to mention that he dated Princess Diana shortly after her divorce. He was married to Barbara Windsor when he died.
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  • edited June 2005
    When did Russ Abbott die?

    I was just speaking about him last night.
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  • jiljil
    edited June 2005
    Also well worth mentioning Russ Abbot's lead role in the innovative UK sitcom Married For Life. This was a hugely popular, very funny show. The critics and the British public alike loved it to bits. :lol:

    Later, an American adaption was created (Married... With Children) but without Russ it was a terrible flop, totally unfunny and it was soon quietly axed after just a few shows. :cry:
  • edited June 2005
    And his partnership with Elvis Costello lead to many years of laughter with the 'Abbot & Costello show'. Elvis went on to be a major singing star. I think his daughter married Michael Jackson.
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  • edited June 2005
    and you forgot to mention he had the best selling game of all time on the zx spectrum, the Adventures of Bond, Basildon Bond
  • edited June 2005
    Are you really sure that Russ 'Basildon Bond' Abbot is deaded? His IMDB entry doesn't list a date of death. They also list a tv appearance this year.
  • edited June 2005
    It was in the News of the World the other weekend.

    When Russ Abbott died they hushed it up quite a lot, his twin brother Ross Abbott is currently finishing off the west end run of Russ Abbotts former show 'hey jimmy'.

    Dont know why but the media have hushed all this up.
  • edited June 2005
    They hushed it up because Ross is going back into Eastenders, and the BBC are trying to keep it secret.
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  • edited June 2005
    Anyone told Grant yet?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited June 2005
    Bella Emberg is taking over from 'chrissie' who is leaving Eastenders soon. She'll be the new landlord and it should be a ratings winner when Babs Windsor comes back to try and get the Vic off her.
  • edited June 2005
    Too much time to think ...

    ;)
  • edited June 2005
    The old Bella, Peggy & Pat love triangle? Poor old Charlie won't know whats hit him.
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  • edited June 2005
    I cant wait to see the swimming pool scene coming up with Babs, Pat and Bella
  • edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-23 16:23, psj3809 wrote:
    I cant wait to see the swimming pool scene coming up with Babs, Pat and Bella

    I've seen a sneak preview, and it's almost as good as the mud-wrestling match that precedes it.
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  • edited June 2005
    Sorry, back now.

    Just spent the last 10 minutes cleaning up my floor after i puked after reading your last comment ;)

    Anyway back to the matter at hand. Just sold my 'Best of Russ Abbott' DVD for 40 quid on ebay. The former great comedian still sells very well. (Duration of the dvd was 2 minutes)
  • edited June 2005
    Anyone see that mpeg of his death that was doing the rounds last year?
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  • edited June 2005
    Yeah i saw that, quite sick it is

    Be careful if you get an email though saying 'Russ Abbott is dead' as if you open it you get a virus/trojan thingiebopper.

    [ This Message was edited by: psj3809 on 2005-06-23 17:05 ]
  • edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-23 17:00, fogartylee wrote:
    Anyone see that mpeg of his death that was doing the rounds last year?

    It just goes to show how dangerous paper cuts can be.
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  • jiljil
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-23 12:39, psj3809 wrote:
    Bella Emberg ... [will] be the new landlord and it should be a ratings winner when Babs Windsor comes back to try and get the Vic off her.
    ...and soon after that, Bella gets her revenge by stealing Babs' Commode 64. :D
  • edited June 2005
    I saw Russ Abott (sic) live on stage in Blackpool once, along with Les Dennis and Dustin Gee. They were great.

    If they were a Speccy game, I would suggest that they were ... Arcadia. Excellent for its time but its context was soon superseded.
  • jiljil
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-25 00:55, rfout wrote:
    I saw Russ Abott (sic) live on stage in Blackpool once, along with Les Dennis and Dustin Gee. They were great.
    Abott (sic)? :confused: Did they spell his name wrong in Blackpool then? I've just done a Google for "Russ ABOTT", "Russ ABBOTT" and "Russ ABBOT" - it seems many websites have spelled it incorrectly. I'm pretty much certain the correct spelling is ABBOT. :)

    I saw Les Dennis on the Isle Of Wight, Summer 1990. He was exiting from the pier with a couple of young ladies either side of him (perhaps one of them was Amanda Holden?) - he'd just done a show there (no, I didn't see the show). It's tragic that Les died a couple of years ago, he was almost as young as Dustin Gee was when he snuffed it. :( Here's an obituary - note they've also spelt "Russ Abbott" incorrectly. ;)

    [ This Message was edited by: jil on 2005-06-25 04:06 ]
  • edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-25 04:04, jil wrote:
    Abott (sic)? :confused: Did they spell his name wrong in Blackpool then?

    I thought it was odd at the time...

    Strangely, a search for "Russ Abbot" at http://www.hmv.co.uk produces no results but "Russ Abbott" comes up with a CD clearly labelled "The Russ Abbot Show".
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