A national anthem for England

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  • Any more reasons to put anybody off visiting?

    And you don't think a national anthem should be written by one of your own?
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  • There is a place called the midlands. You can argue about north and south all you like, us midlanders look down on all of you and disregard where you draw your imaginary divide :p
  • Perhaps then you can explain how no-one has, in the entire history of the British Isles, ever ever ever claimed to have come from 'The Midlands' in anything other than a northern accent?
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  • p13z wrote: »
    There is a place called the midlands. You can argue about north and south all you like, us midlanders look down on all of you and disregard where you draw your imaginary divide :p

    shouldn't that be 'you look down on the south, but you look up to the north' :)

    I prefer to take the old colonial view and make the world england.

  • joefish wrote: »
    Well, naturally it should run from the Bristol Channel to the Humber Estuary, as explained by that bastion of rationality, the Daily Heil:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489513/The-new-north-south-divide-Worcesters-north-Lincolns-south.html
    That way we get Leicester, Lincoln and most of Northamptonshire and you get Birmingham, Chesterfield and Grimsby - which are all very clearly northern.

    Wonder who's going to end up with Skegness?
  • Can we vertically bisect this wall? I'm not too sure about those Yorkshire types.
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  • Why would The North need a king? It would retain the one it's already got shirley.

    As for the Midlands, that's clearly in The North as it is beyond Watford...
  • Really the sensible thing to do would be to divide the country into England, and London ;)
  • Morkin wrote: »
    So what everyone's saying is that we're gonna need two English national anthems - one for the north and one for the south.

    Yep. I thought at first of making my country's national anthem the theme from Bubble Bobble, but that would just be cruel to people listening to it...
  • Maybe both north and south could have the Bullseye theme tune. One would have the normal version, and one would have the sad 'didn't win the prize' version.
  • karingal wrote: »

    And you don't think a national anthem should be written by one of your own?

    I don't think any of us could. Beautiful people are too busy with social lives to actually spend time creating something. It's the sad no lifers who create things, just to fill up the long lonely hours - look at emulation authors, for example, and the hundreds of Friday and Saturday nights spent working on Spud! ;) .

  • Come to think of it, if we do split England into two, then who gets custody of Wales?

    Wales wouldn't be a burden to either of England's two halves, really. I mean, it's not like you'd ever have to pay for the Welsh football team to go to the World Cup, is it?


    * Hides to avoid the regicide attempts by the Welsh *
  • ewgf wrote: »
    karingal wrote: »

    And you don't think a national anthem should be written by one of your own?

    I don't think any of us could. Beautiful people are too busy with social lives to actually spend time creating something. It's the sad no lifers who create things, just to fill up the long lonely hours - look at emulation authors, for example, and the hundreds of Friday and Saturday nights spent working on Spud! ;) .
    If I spent hundreds of hour on it then it would work properly...

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  • Does an Anthem have to have words or can we just have Elgar's Nimrod.

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  • ewgf wrote: »
    Come to think of it, if we do split England into two, then who gets custody of Wales?

    Wales wouldn't be a burden to either of England's two halves, really. I mean, it's not like you'd ever have to pay for the Welsh football team to go to the World Cup, is it?
    You're northern, you don't put your hand in your pocket ever...
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  • Morkin wrote: »
    joefish wrote: »
    Well, naturally it should run from the Bristol Channel to the Humber Estuary, as explained by that bastion of rationality, the Daily Heil:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-489513/The-new-north-south-divide-Worcesters-north-Lincolns-south.html
    That way we get Leicester, Lincoln and most of Northamptonshire and you get Birmingham, Chesterfield and Grimsby - which are all very clearly northern.

    Wonder who's going to end up with Skegness?

    It'll be it's own principality.
  • Well, the aforementioned geographical diagonal answers all of these issues; Wales is wet, hilly and sounds funny, and therefore northern. Skegness is down the coast from the Humber amongst arable farmland and therefore in the southern sector. All those who claim to be from 'The Midlands' would therefore be subject to border controls when heading geographically east towards it, thus encouraging them to stick to their side and head for somewhere I gather is known as 'Blackpool' if they still long for the exprience of icy coastal winds and seagull cr@p on their own terms.
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  • I don't think the people of the South West / West Country (south only included in the name to make it clear that other areas are not included by confused people) would like being lumped in with London and Essex etc... :))
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  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Does an Anthem have to have words or can we just have Elgar's Nimrod.

    Don't know the 'rules' on words and anthems but I'd go for that :-)...



    ...unless we can have the tune from Xecutor that is.

  • 1024MAK wrote: »
    I don't think the people of the South West / West Country (south only included in the name to make it clear that other areas are not included by confused people) would like being lumped in with London and Essex etc... :))
    1024MAK wrote: »
    I don't think the people of the South West / West Country (south only included in the name to make it clear that other areas are not included by confused people) would like being lumped in with London and Essex etc... :))
    By the same token I don't think Mancurians would like be lumped in with Liverpudlians...

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  • For those proposing, a North/South split...


    No doubt someone's already suggested it, but I'm half asleep (then go to sleep! Ed)
  • What an awful song (or is it an unfunny sketch from a sketch show?).
  • ewgf wrote: »
    What an awful song (or is it an unfunny sketch from a sketch show?).

    It's by the KLF. I think they were being ironic, like the time they burnt a million quid in the name of art. Have to say I preferred What Time Is Love though.
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  • Speaking of KLF, Justified and Ancient sounds like a good title for an anthem. Not sure if England is Mu Mu Land though ;)
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    As well as the bizarre staging, I love the way it's given that cross between early multi-media and 16-bit computer demo type presentation, with windowed views and scrolling info-text.
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  • nuff said

  • What about this one:
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