Just a quick side note on the subject of whitening toothpaste, a perfect way to whiten your teeth is powdered Turmeric it isn't expensive and works better than ANY expensive paste. HOWEVER if you have any false ceramic teeth, don't use it, it will turn them yellow forever. It makes your normal teeth a little yellow to start with, but it brushes out to leave them pearly white. Also if you use it in the bathroom, run the sink half full of water first, as it will stain the sink otherwise and take ages to clean. You can also use it with rock salt or baking soda, or mix all three and bind them together with a cheap tube of paste from the £1 shop !
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At the moment :
In my toilet is a goldfish !
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Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Tried one of those teeth whitening packs a while back.
You have to put the paste on a sort of gum shield and sit around with it in your mouth for 20 minutes, as it gradually drools out of your mouth and drips onto your t-shirt.
I think you have to use one every day for a couple of weeks even to notice a miniscule difference. I got impatient and gave up after about 3 days.
I think they are only too happy for people to buy and get fed up with the messing around, they get the money and if you complain, they say you have not given it a chance to work.
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
The dentist tried to get me to use a kit, I said to him that I was happy and dandy with my tooth colour and that if I used a whitening kit which worked as well as he said it did, then I would have to have the two crowns which he fitted last year replaced as the colour match would be wrong. He said that's no problem, we have the plans on computer and you could have them same day.
Little chance on that, they already cost me £3,000 to have done in the first place.
I almost forgot, there is a fly in my toilet at the moment, what a place to have a holiday.
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Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
True story; a girl in my class used to sniff Tippex to get high. I had no idea that it could do that but she eventually got found out due to the fact she periodically would have it on her face which raised a red flag to one of the teachers. I guess it's like glue sniffing?
I knew a couple of guys that were glue sniffers, they used to go to the waste ground next to the school and get high. They vanished and i never found out what happened to them.
True story; a girl in my class used to sniff Tippex to get high. I had no idea that it could do that but she eventually got found out due to the fact she periodically would have it on her face which raised a red flag to one of the teachers. I guess it's like glue sniffing?
I knew a couple of guys that were glue sniffers, they used to go to the waste ground next to the school and get high. They vanished and i never found out what happened to them.
Wow I have never seen someone vanish right before my eyes, was it a side affect of the glue ?
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
There's a cat in my toilet, what am I going to do?
Not in my toilet, but in the downstairs toilet/shower room (also home to a bike, 2 scooters and a door). Poor old Pele the cat was hit by a car a few weeks back and broke his pelvis. Managed to drag himself indoors with his leg looking a bit wonky, but luckily other than his pelvis and a broken tooth he's fine. He's just mightily bored and **** off at being stuck in a cage for 6 weeks with no mice to chase.
We have one of those automatic air fresheners that go off as you enter the toilet. Not only does it scare the life out of me everytime, it also squirts me right in the eye with stingy stuff.
There's a cat in my toilet, what am I going to do?
Not in my toilet, but in the downstairs toilet/shower room (also home to a bike, 2 scooters and a door). Poor old Pele the cat was hit by a car a few weeks back and broke his pelvis. Managed to drag himself indoors with his leg looking a bit wonky, but luckily other than his pelvis and a broken tooth he's fine. He's just mightily bored and **** off at being stuck in a cage for 6 weeks with no mice to chase.
It is hard I know, mine was hit by a car and the vet said that he would be crippled for life, he was unresponsive to the staff and wouldn't talk or move, they didn't want me to see him. When I walked into the room and spoke to the nurse, he sprung to life and started yelling to me, he had a good snuggle and started to react again. 2 weeks later he was home and 4 weeks later he used the litter tray for the first time. We had him for another 3 years after that, he cost nearly £5,500 in vets fees but the extra time was worth every penny.
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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What's in my toilet? What..bathroom or toilet bowl? Hollywood Tooth whitening toothpaste...HOLLYWOOD!
Too serious for a megathread ?
At the moment :
In my toilet is a goldfish !
You have to put the paste on a sort of gum shield and sit around with it in your mouth for 20 minutes, as it gradually drools out of your mouth and drips onto your t-shirt.
I think you have to use one every day for a couple of weeks even to notice a miniscule difference. I got impatient and gave up after about 3 days.
I found I got a better result after not drinking coffee for a couple of days...
Little chance on that, they already cost me £3,000 to have done in the first place.
I almost forgot, there is a fly in my toilet at the moment, what a place to have a holiday.
Even though I'm in the US I still say Tippex from time to time and it does confuse people.
True story; a girl in my class used to sniff Tippex to get high. I had no idea that it could do that but she eventually got found out due to the fact she periodically would have it on her face which raised a red flag to one of the teachers. I guess it's like glue sniffing?
oh, and water, to keep it on topic.
I don't think you can actually sniff tippex to get high, I think you can only sniff the thinners :))
I seem to have a double flusher at he moment... <Flushing sounds> Nope, no good, gonna have to get a stick.
Oh and please no photos, I'm normally having tea and biscuits when I'm on here. This isn't 'rate my poo' you know.
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If she sniffed too much would she 'white out'?
Wow I have never seen someone vanish right before my eyes, was it a side affect of the glue ?
Not in my toilet, but in the downstairs toilet/shower room (also home to a bike, 2 scooters and a door). Poor old Pele the cat was hit by a car a few weeks back and broke his pelvis. Managed to drag himself indoors with his leg looking a bit wonky, but luckily other than his pelvis and a broken tooth he's fine. He's just mightily bored and **** off at being stuck in a cage for 6 weeks with no mice to chase.
It is hard I know, mine was hit by a car and the vet said that he would be crippled for life, he was unresponsive to the staff and wouldn't talk or move, they didn't want me to see him. When I walked into the room and spoke to the nurse, he sprung to life and started yelling to me, he had a good snuggle and started to react again. 2 weeks later he was home and 4 weeks later he used the litter tray for the first time. We had him for another 3 years after that, he cost nearly £5,500 in vets fees but the extra time was worth every penny.