Whats in your toilet mega thread (Snigger)

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  • We have one of those automatic air fresheners that go off as you enter the toilet. Not only does it scare the life out of me everytime, it also squirts me right in the eye with stingy stuff.

    We have one as well, the secret is to turn it sideways, then it just sprays the windowsill !

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Jeez after yesterdays beer, and rather hot chilli you really don't want to know what was in my toilet this morning :O
    Every night is curry night!
  • What..a great big jobbie with the odd green of red fleck?(I've had my dinner so I can about it)

    I've just had another study of my toilet..just says Twyford.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • They didn't give me the right toilet, the one they gave me should have gone to Armitage Shanks, so much for buying a monogrammed bog !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Crapper, Throne, Shitter, Loo, The Can, Bog, Pisspot, Jon, Khazi, Lavvie, Latrine, Privy, Dunny...it's all the same
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • Dunny won't like that !

    In my toilet is a hammer, I was doing some DIY and well you can guess the rest.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Thomas crapper invented the flush
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey key wrote: »
    Thomas crapper invented the flush

    I know..one of these vagaries really.

    Apologies to Dunnykins!

    I stole it off a space ship.
  • I feel an epic fail coming on here :))

    I don't think you can actually sniff tippex to get high, I think you can only sniff the thinners :))

    I don't know honestly, maybe she would pour the thinner into the bottle and sniff it neat to try to cover it up? I do remember seeing the tippex on her face though, and the teacher asking her about it..
  • grey key wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    I knew a couple of guys that were glue sniffers, they used to go to the waste ground next to the school and get high. They vanished and i never found out what happened to them.

    Wow I have never seen someone vanish right before my eyes, was it a side affect of the glue ?

    Yeah it must have been super glue! :))
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  • I Superglued my knee to the carpet the other day, it was only an accident, but I had to laugh !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1 wrote: »
    I knew a couple of guys that were glue sniffers, they used to go to the waste ground next to the school and get high. They varnished and i never found out what happened to them.

    Let me correct that for you. Lol. :p
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  • edited August 2016
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    I knew a couple of guys that were glue sniffers, they used to go to the waste ground next to the school and get high. They varnished and i never found out what happened to them.

    Let me correct that for you. Lol. :p

    :))

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  • I feel an epic fail coming on here :))

    I don't think you can actually sniff tippex to get high, I think you can only sniff the thinners :))


    According to Wikipedia , it must be true

    Because it contains organic solvents (volatile organic compounds), unused correction fluid thickens over time as volatile solvents escape into the air. It can become too thick to use, and sometimes completely solidifies. Therefore, some manufacturers also sell bottles of solvent as "thinner", a few drops of which will return the correction fluid to its original liquid state.

    Thinner originally contained toluene, which was banned due to its toxicity. Later, it contained 1,1,1-trichloroethane, a skin irritant now widely banned under the Montreal Protocol on Substances That Deplete the Ozone Layer, and then the slightly safer trichloroethylene. Thinners currently used with correction fluid include bromopropane.[citation needed]

    To avoid the inconveniences of organic solvents (safety and availability), some brands of fluid are water-based. However, those have the disadvantages of a longer drying time, and incompatibility with some inks (which will soak through them
    ).

    and of course liquid paper was invented by Mike Nesmiths (monkees) mum.



    Oh, cushelle and air freshener, the essentials.
  • Some dubious stains!
    Sod it!

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  • A bowl of cornflakes with milk and honey drizzled over them.

    Oh not again, I thought this was the what's on your saucer thread
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey key wrote: »
    A bowl of cornflakes with milk and honey drizzled over them.

    Oh not again, I thought this was the what's on your saucer thread
    Perhaps we could have a 'What's in Your Pan?' thread to cover all bases?

    Post edited by Maroc's Other Projection on
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  • Surely that would be what's in your Bowl. Note: Bowl and not Bowel.
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  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Surely that would be what's in your Bowl. Note: Bowl and not Bowel.

    What was in your bowel.....







    I'll get me coat.
  • As long as 'What's in Your Bowel?' isn't raw mashed potato, eh? ;)
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  • The potato ring splitter :))
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  • I've just had a poo, it was brown and in various sizes of lumps, it was also very smelly :))
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • The potato ring splitter :))

    Hee hee,

    "ya can't use the sh!tter with a potato ring spitter,"
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  • With a poem like that, I think I'm a quitter!
    Sod it!

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  • zx1 wrote: »
    I've just had a poo, it was brown and in various sizes of lumps, it was also very smelly :))

    Potty mouth

    :))
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1 wrote: »
    I've just had a poo, it was brown and in various sizes of lumps, it was also very smelly :))

    Not unlike the contents of most of your saucers then! (sorry couldn't resist)
    :D
  • edited August 2016
    moggy wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    I've just had a poo, it was brown and in various sizes of lumps, it was also very smelly :))

    Not unlike the contents of most of your saucers then! (sorry couldn't resist)


    :D

    I hope you remembered to remove your trousers first this time ZX1 !
    Post edited by grey key on
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