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Do you have a local nutter?

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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    I hope you wear combat boots with that wedding dress...
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    Sounds like a winning combo !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    Meh..that's so passé...nah..I'm all Essex style..white stilettos and corn beef legs!
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • polomintpolomint
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    How come I end up being the WOS nutter?

    There's been loads of fruitcakes came through here over the years and I end up being the local diddely wack.......Oh well, so long as I get a gold star for winning instead of a blue star for participation I'll be happy I suppose....

    We will send you a box of edible crayons, :)
    So far, so meh :)
  • grey keygrey key
    You won that hands down Boozy, perhaps you should go on tour !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    grey key wrote: »
    You won that hands down Boozy, perhaps you should go on tour !

    So long as I don't have to get shot in the belly with a cannonball...
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    That was funny, but the emoticons are not working !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    Kaija wrote: »
    Meh..that's so passé...nah..I'm all Essex style..white stilettos and corn beef legs!

    Do you dance round your handbag too?
    Hmm, emotions aren't working!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • grey keygrey key
    The emoticons have all been used up !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • JuanF. RamirezJuanF. Ramirez
    edited September 2016
    Use the classics ones!

    ;)

    EDIT: they already work!
    Post edited by JuanF. Ramirez on
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    zx1 wrote: »
    Kaija wrote: »
    Meh..that's so passé...nah..I'm all Essex style..white stilettos and corn beef legs!

    Do you dance round your handbag too?
    Hmm, emotions aren't working!

    heh...I've never done that. Hmm...the last 80s theme night I went to..nobody was doing that. Probably cause it'd get nicked in about 10 seconds these days by some thieving...ermm. Gods..gotta be so PC these days.

    I stole it off a space ship.
  • grey keygrey key
    They weren't stealing it, they were taking it to hand in to the Po-Lice as lost property ! ;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • LunyLuny
    I remember in Mitcham back in the 70s we had Jingles. A middle age 'troubled' man who always pushed an empty pram about. No-one knew why we called in Jingles, but we all did. If you shouted it out of the car window at him, he'd wave his fist and shout back. :)
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • grey keygrey key
    Not a jot compared to what I get up to, the locals call me a N................ wait a mo, where are the emoticons ?
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited September 2016
    I remember coming to a certain Scottish city when I was young and this slightly grubby fellow shouting 'Tele'...'Tele'...I thought it was some crazy fellow..but he was a newspaper vendor.

    Funny...in every town there is a nutter..but somehow they become the city 'worthies'. The old 'uns say..remember him..the last of the _____ worthies. So, you gotta be a bit fruity to become a city worthy.
    Post edited by Ælita on
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • zx1zx1
    edited September 2016
    There's a local nutter in Airdrie that's well known, someone filmed him. He was last seen arguing with a bus stop :))

    Post edited by zx1 on
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    What a shame...remind me never to go Airdrie. I've been to Georgia and California..but I've never been to me Airdrie.

    Hmm..near Dundee..I've had to stop going into a Greggs cafe...because some junkie wants to explain all his meds to me every single time. He seems to be in there 24/7..7am to 5.30 PM. You name it. Amazing. I dunno if he thinks I'm gonna be impressed or what. Mind you, I prefer him to some of the sour faced old grannies.
    I stole it off a space ship.
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