I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

edited January 2009 in Chit chat
Mummy I want a poo. I want to have a poo at Paul's. I'm going to Paul's to do a poo.

That advert will haunt that kid for the rest of his natural life.
It outranks the shake and vac advert, and unlike the shake and vac advert, which kinda worked, I can't actually remember what the advert is for.

If there is a worse advert this year, I'll be suprised.
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  • edited January 2009
    Haven't seen it, what's it for?
  • edited January 2009
    Yep never seen it, dont think i have. Did a search for it but couldnt find it, what product is it for ?
  • edited January 2009
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Mummy I want a poo. I want to have a poo at Paul's. I'm going to Paul's to do a poo.

    You'll like it!! Not a lot .. but you'll like it!!
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  • edited January 2009
    That explains it. Pauls loo flushes properly, and he makes things disappear.
  • edited January 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Yep never seen it, dont think i have. Did a search for it but couldnt find it, what product is it for ?

    Some sort of air freshner, I think.

    It on ITV at prime time, like it was on during Coronation Street last night.
  • edited January 2009
    Is upoop on utoob?
  • zx1zx1
    edited January 2009
    This thread is jobbies! (pun intended!)
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  • edited January 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Is upoop on utoob?

    suprisingly no, not yet, a google search only found a couple of hits, people talking about it on another forum as being the worst advert.
  • edited January 2009
    I have to admit that when I saw this thread earlier I thought you were announcing that you were going to pay your respect to psj3809's fine porcelain china.
  • edited January 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I have to admit that when I saw this thread earlier I thought you were announcing that you were going to pay your respect to psj3809's fine porcelain china.

    Maybe he did?

    But if a 6 foot odd bloke with a tattoo on his head and a Mohawk turned up on your doorstep and said "let me in for a shit", what would you do :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited January 2009
    my hair has grown back, and covered all but one of my tattoos, which has nearly disappeared.

    I'll probably get a crew cut when it's hot. Maybe find an unsuspecting posh place to get it cut. :D
  • edited January 2009
    Maybe he did?

    But if a 6 foot odd bloke with a tattoo on his head and a Mohawk turned up on your doorstep and said "let me in for a shit", what would you do :lol:

    Totally agree, THX1138 came round and i said 'just take as long as you want, double flusher, even a triple flusher i dont mind'.

    He then left, mentioned about 'wouldnt go up there for a bit' and complimented me on our expensive silky toilet paper.
  • edited January 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    THX1138 came round ... and complimented me on our expensive silky toilet paper.

    Oh, you posh dapper persons youse!
  • edited January 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    You'll like it!! Not a lot .. but you'll like it!!

    LOL, random.

    flush the handle "just like that"
  • edited January 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Oh, you posh dapper persons youse!

    Well one does like to look decent for others and keep a good impression of ones self.

    (Flicks over the page of The Sun whilst i'm watching Jeremy Kyle)
  • edited January 2009
    I was curious as to who Jeremy Kyle was, and what his show was about.

    OMG. He's a nasty bullying, git. The people on his show, are horrendous.

    I watched for less than 5 minutes, so it might not be a fair comparison. LOL
  • edited January 2009
    I actually watched it yesterday, was superb. I dont think Kyle is that bullying, i think if anything he says a lot of questions people want him to ask whereas other hosts pussyfoot around.

    They had this total chavvy scum come on the other day, total waste of space, hes fathered 4 kids by 4 different women and another girl might be pregnant.

    Kyle said 'you couldnt spell father if you tried !' , the chavvy scum said back "yes i can, f-a-r-t-h-e-r' , crowd laughed like anything, for once Kyle was lost for words.

    Was embarassing hearing this chav coming back with insults at the presenter though.

    Again if youre having a bad day at work, wife moaning at you, no money etc, turn on that program and soon after you'll feel great about yourself that things could be way worse !
  • edited January 2009
    I hate Jeremy Kyle... not so much the show, just hate the man himself. He always just looks as if he's acting, and very badly too!!
  • zx1zx1
    edited January 2009
    The people on the Jermey Kyle show always end up shouting at each other! I get depressed watching it. Mind you after that you've got that This Morning thing on, that's just as bad.
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  • edited January 2009
    zx1 wrote: »
    The people on the Jermey Kyle show always end up shouting at each other! I get depressed watching it. Mind you after that you've got that This Morning thing on, that's just as bad.

    Almost makes me glad I don't live in England anymore :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • zx1zx1
    edited January 2009
    Almost makes me glad I don't live in England anymore :lol:

    Would you ever consider moving back, on a permanant basis or are you happy where you are?
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  • edited January 2009
    zx1 wrote: »
    Would you ever consider moving back, on a permanant basis or are you happy where you are?

    Maybe, I'm kinda screwed now anyway, without a feeling of being settled I get pissed off with the US at times, but I'm not sure if I could actually live back in Newcastle.

    May be coming back for a couple of weeks in march though, we'll see how depressing it is if I do :D

    I am looking forward to some Harp Irish (providing it's still availbale), and some Magners, and visiting my local fruit n' veg store for Shahi frozen curries. The asian guy that owns the store always asks my ma "When's the boy coming back?". Basically cos' I used to buy at least 2 frozen curries, and 2 starters (Usually a frozen Bombay Aloo), and a load of samosa's bhaji, and Pakoras from him. Used to get some Naan breads too on occasion. His takings must be down by about 30 quid a week since I moved :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • Weird thing is, I'd have thought the ad would have the reverse effect.

    ...So if you don't buy it your kids will want to do their dirty business somewhere else, and guests/friends/neighbours won't save up their dumps for when they come to visit you.
  • If my neighbor came over took a massive crap and then buggered off, I'd go and sh*t on their bloody doorstep! I'd maybe even cover it in coloured sprinkles, and stick a birthday candle in it!
    Every night is curry night!
  • If my neighbor came over took a massive crap and then buggered off, I'd go and sh*t on their bloody doorstep! I'd maybe even cover it in coloured sprinkles, and stick a birthday candle in it!

    SO!!!!! IT WAS YOU !!!! YA BAST!!!!!!
    So far, so meh :)
  • polomint wrote: »
    If my neighbor came over took a massive crap and then buggered off, I'd go and sh*t on their bloody doorstep! I'd maybe even cover it in coloured sprinkles, and stick a birthday candle in it!

    SO!!!!! IT WAS YOU !!!! YA BAST!!!!!!

    Sorry fella!

    I expect a mini-nuke to come flying through my kitchen window any time soon ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • I'm gonna have dump in your power armour, :p
    So far, so meh :)
  • eek, I'm turtling!
    Sod it!

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  • I'm going to have a dump on Preston Garvey's face!
    He's fallen out with me anyway he said 'This friendship is over!'. Won't say anymore or it'll spoil the game.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • Preston "Jesus" Garvey, so called, cos every time I kill him, the fecker comes back to life lol
    So far, so meh :)
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