I actually don't like having a poo unless i;m using my own toilet.
I would use one if i really had to but i prefer to wait and use my own. Is that odd?
Nah, not really, I've always thought it kind of rude to sh*t up somebody elses house, unless you're staying there for more than a day. Crap before you leave your own house.
But I do like to drop one at work, they treat us rather indifferently, so it's good to know that I'm getting paid to poop. Their time, their electricity, their water, their toilet roll, their handsoap, it's an added bonus really :))
Yeah, Falling Down was awesome. A friend of mine and me keep using all kinds of quotes from it. It's probably the movie of which I know the most quotes (both original English and dubbed German version).
In fact, on that forum for Assistance English teachers in Japan where I first posted Boozey's avatar (Matt the chav), I went by the nickname of William Foster and had his pic as my avatar. And I did some in-character trolling every now and then ...
I actually don't like having a poo unless i;m using my own toilet.
I would use one if i really had to but i prefer to wait and use my own. Is that odd?
Yes, but you are Paul, so you would say that ! ;)
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
I remember some years ago i was in a hospital waiting room waiting to get my shoulder checked (long story) but i had a bad case of the trots and had to use the hospital toilet which was horrible, the smell i left was off the scale and a poor person went in just after me, i think they got gassed :))
I then had an 'accident' right in the centre of Glasgow afterwards and had to get some imodium quickly and had to find a toilet to clean myself up, that was a terrible day.
I remember some years ago i was in a hospital waiting room waiting to get my shoulder checked (long story) but i had a bad case of the trots and had to use the hospital toilet which was horrible, the smell i left was off the scale and a poor person went in just after me, i think they got gassed :))
I then had an 'accident' right in the centre of Glasgow afterwards and had to get some imodium quickly and had to find a toilet to clean myself up, that was a terrible day.
Getting caught out like that is one of my personal nightmare and fear. I can't even imagine. Worse I've ever had is a golden watch after a bad fart. That was bad enough, having to get home...
I live in constant fear of sh*tting myself at work, it's happened to at least 2 people recently, and I know it's happened to at least 6 in the time I've been there.
For all the joking about it I do, my time is drawing nearer :))
What the hell is it about your work that causes that then?
it could be that none of us take lunch breaks anymore, we all stopped taking them so we could leave half an hour earlier, and now management have completely removed them from our schedule. So we either eat nothing, or really bad snacks that can be shoveled down quickly. Plus me and a few of the people I work with do like our spicy stuff, it all adds up, or stacks up in this case :))
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I liked it.
I would use one if i really had to but i prefer to wait and use my own. Is that odd?
But I do like to drop one at work, they treat us rather indifferently, so it's good to know that I'm getting paid to poop. Their time, their electricity, their water, their toilet roll, their handsoap, it's an added bonus really :))
In fact, on that forum for Assistance English teachers in Japan where I first posted Boozey's avatar (Matt the chav), I went by the nickname of William Foster and had his pic as my avatar. And I did some in-character trolling every now and then ...
I liked it. [/quote]
Not a lot, but I liked it.
Yes, but you are Paul, so you would say that !
;)
Don't tell anyone!
I then had an 'accident' right in the centre of Glasgow afterwards and had to get some imodium quickly and had to find a toilet to clean myself up, that was a terrible day.
Getting caught out like that is one of my personal nightmare and fear. I can't even imagine. Worse I've ever had is a golden watch after a bad fart. That was bad enough, having to get home...
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For all the joking about it I do, my time is drawing nearer :))
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Boozy even glows in the dark
:)
it could be that none of us take lunch breaks anymore, we all stopped taking them so we could leave half an hour earlier, and now management have completely removed them from our schedule. So we either eat nothing, or really bad snacks that can be shoveled down quickly. Plus me and a few of the people I work with do like our spicy stuff, it all adds up, or stacks up in this case :))
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That's in Washington. Soon to be the Trump house, same difference really.
i'm not sure i want to know at all!
Wasn't that a prize on Bullseye? His and her's golden watches?