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I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    No! That's what you could've won! Here's a dartboard, now sod off! NEXT!!!
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  • grey keygrey key
    The Police have just formed a cordon round Pauls house, they say the sniffer dogs have been called in and the Andrex puppies as well !
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  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    grey key wrote: »
    The Police have just formed a cordon round Pauls house, they say the sniffer dogs have been called in and the Andrex puppies as well !
    And DynoRod are on standby.
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  • polomintpolomint
    I suppose the Andrex puppies would come in handy as a great arse wiper...
    So far, so meh :)
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    Why didn't you chop it with your bumcheeks?
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    That will still require some wiping :))
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  • LunyLuny
    For anyone not knowing London slang,

    A golden watch (or half hunter as some in east London may say), is the little golden (brown) smudge made from a rather nasty fart ;)

    Sod it!

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  • grey keygrey key
    Unless you have been eating a lot of seaweed, then it is a Purple Nurple !
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  • MorkinMorkin
    Luny wrote: »
    For anyone not knowing London slang,

    A golden watch (or half hunter as some in east London may say), is the little golden (brown) smudge made from a rather nasty fart ;)

    Ew...!
  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    edited December 2016
    Morkin wrote: »
    Luny wrote: »
    For anyone not knowing London slang,

    A golden watch (or half hunter as some in east London may say), is the little golden (brown) smudge made from a rather nasty fart ;)

    Ew...!
    gf? (sorry!!!!)

    Ah, you mean a little follower.

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  • grey keygrey key
    How clean do you feel after a Poo at Pauls ?

    I feel as clean as a mouse
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • LunyLuny
    Morkin wrote: »
    Luny wrote: »
    For anyone not knowing London slang,

    A golden watch (or half hunter as some in east London may say), is the little golden (brown) smudge made from a rather nasty fart ;)

    Ew...!

    Not nice.. Is it? ;)

    Sod it!

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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2016
    Luny wrote: »
    For anyone not knowing London slang,

    A golden watch (or half hunter as some in east London may say), is the little golden (brown) smudge made from a rather nasty fart ;)
    Golden Watch, what's that rhyme with then?

    I thought that was Scotch whiskey.
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  • LunyLuny
    It doesn't rhyme with anything. A half hunter is a small round golden (or silver) fob watch. Simple as that. A gold watch!
    Its not cockney, just London ;)
    Sod it!

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  • zx1zx1
    Last night i did a really evil smelling fart and nearly followed through! Luckily i was in the house if any accidents happened! That was close :))
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  • grey keygrey key
    What's that running down your legs Honey ?

    That ain't Honey, I've messed myself !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Haha! I let a really angry sounding fart go at work last night, for a second I though I'd pumped a lump. But I was lucky....This time! :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • MorkinMorkin
    Angry sounding...? Sounds like you were forcing, rather than 'letting go'... You'll only have yourself to blame..! :))
  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2016
    I would blame somebody else, I would loudly announce,

    " O.K everyone, admit it, who has just taken a dump in my pants " !

    or shout out loudly,

    " O.K. for anyone out there that has just participated in the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament dirty protest, take a fifteen minute break to clean yourselves up ! "

    then proudly stand up and leave the room.
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    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • MorkinMorkin
    grey key wrote: »
    then proudly stand up and waddle out of the room.

    FTFY...
  • grey keygrey key
    Why do my shoes make a squishy noise as I walk ?
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  • MorkinMorkin
    You should wear thicker socks, more absorbent.. :))
  • grey keygrey key
    Morkin wrote: »
    You should wear thicker socks, more absorbent.. :))

    I will give that a go !

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  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2016
    It's like when you fart in the bath and follow through, but you cant get out and waste all of that hot water, so you sit there for the next hour and get on with your bath. A reminder though, don't wash your hair in it, bath water is very bad for your hair ;)
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  • zx1zx1
    My dad used to fart in the dump truck's cabin then walk out and lock the other guy inside with the smell, he would also fart in shops then loudly blame my mum :))
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  • grey keygrey key
    I prefer the quiet approach in the supermarket, but get involved with all of the nose holding and asking " Did you do it ? " bit, especially if I want to get to an item and someone is stood there having a full scale conversation on their phone, they soon move.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    I hate that in supermarkets when you're trying to get something but someone in blocking the shelf.
    It seems that picking what sort of cheese for some people is a very important issue and needs a 25 minute debate and a full scale investigation :))
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  • LunyLuny
    grey key wrote: »
    It's like when you fart in the bath and follow through, but you cant get out and waste all of that hot water, so you sit there for the next hour and get on with your bath. A reminder though, don't wash your hair in it, bath water is very bad for your hair ;)

    If you fart in our bath, you can hear it in the kitchen below. We always laughed when when of the kids did a bubble-ripper. :)

    Sod it!

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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    I recently farted in bed, a real clapper so loud that my 17 month old woke up crying.
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  • zx1zx1
    When i'm having a poo i sometimes wonder if the neighbours downstairs cane hear me, the walls are quite thin so maybe they can hear my plops :))
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