I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

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  • Years ago a woman I worked with needed a dump and asked if she could go home to do the business. She point-blank refused to use the work toilets (which were always very clean, but she must have had some sort of phobia) but the powers-that-be wouldn't let her go home and get an hour off work with a perfectly usable bog a few feet away. It got into a rather heated argument in the middle of the office, so everyone was aware what was going on

    In the end she got her own way by threatening to **** herself. She was that loopy I think she really would have.
  • edited December 2016
    I bet the sh *t really hit the fan :)
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    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I recently farted in bed, a real clapper so loud that my 17 month old woke up crying.

    I did exactly the same thing, but it was my wife who woke up crying :))
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  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I recently farted in bed, a real clapper so loud that my 17 month old woke up crying.

    I did exactly the same thing, but it was my wife who woke up crying :))

    After a Vinderloo ?

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Yeah, that day Boozy created sheet pizza instead of pavement pizza.
  • I've got an upset stomach. Been **** rusty water out of my pipe since 2am this morning. The water seems to have stopped but I just feel sick and bloated as well as doing the worst eggy burps.

    I burped in my dogs face and she ran off.
  • I wonder if Sir Clive Sinclair ever visits this forum....
  • XTM of TMG wrote: »
    Yeah, that day Boozy created sheet pizza instead of pavement pizza.

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  • Fo' rizzle
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  • Eagerly awaiting the release of Horace Has a Poo at Paul's House...
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  • R-Tape wrote: »
    I wonder if Sir Clive Sinclair ever visits this forum....

    Yep, this is a new WOS low. The thread which I thought was going to be lucky to last a day when created all them years back. It's just sunk deeper and deeper.
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  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    R-Tape wrote: »
    I wonder if Sir Clive Sinclair ever visits this forum....

    Yep, this is a new WOS low. The thread which I thought was going to be lucky to last a day when created all them years back. It's just sunk deeper and deeper.
    It's that unflushable one that keeps coming back to annoy you.
  • Eagerly awaiting the release of Horace Has a Poo at Paul's House...

    A CGC entry if ever there was one....emphasizing on the "Crap" :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • ive just been to pauls, god it was hard work
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  • Should've posted that Divvy Rasclaat documentary in here mel, it's where it belongs :p
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  • A quick shite..

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    So far, so meh :)
  • I remember years ago i did one that simply refused to go away despite repeated flushing and it ended up blocking the loo, i had no choice but to roll up my sleeve and push it into the u-bend with my hand. It was disgusting and i have no desire to ever do that aain.
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  • zx1 wrote: »
    I remember years ago i did one that simply refused to go away despite repeated flushing and it ended up blocking the loo, i had no choice but to roll up my sleeve and push it into the u-bend with my hand. It was disgusting and i have no desire to ever do that aain.

    Surely it would've been better to simply move house?
  • I still don't know who in the hell is Paul!




  • I still don't know who in the hell is Paul!

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  • Eagerly awaiting the release of Horace Has a Poo at Paul's House...

    Horace goes Plopping?
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  • I still don't know who in the hell is Paul!

    He's the guy with poo in his toilet
  • I still don't know who in the hell is Paul!

    He's the guy with poo in his toilet

    He also has a 4 1/2 hour waiting list to use it, so join the queue even if you don't want to poo, he lives in High Wickham, the smell is so bad they are thinking of renaming it Higher Wickham

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • i was out walking the dog this morning, as soon as i got in, i had to run to pauls house, almost didnt get mi kecks off lol
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Has anyone ever done a green one? :))
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • i was out walking the dog this morning, as soon as i got in, i had to run to pauls house, almost didnt get mi kecks off lol

    You should have taken em off before you left the house, you could claim to be a naked jogger
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever done a green one? :))

    Yup Grape Juice, Red Wine, or anything with blue food colouring in it will turn your poopoo green.
    Every night is curry night!
  • zx1 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever done a green one? :))

    A Martian I know always does little Green Poo's
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • :)) :))
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
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