Years ago a woman I worked with needed a dump and asked if she could go home to do the business. She point-blank refused to use the work toilets (which were always very clean, but she must have had some sort of phobia) but the powers-that-be wouldn't let her go home and get an hour off work with a perfectly usable bog a few feet away. It got into a rather heated argument in the middle of the office, so everyone was aware what was going on
In the end she got her own way by threatening to **** herself. She was that loopy I think she really would have.
I've got an upset stomach. Been **** rusty water out of my pipe since 2am this morning. The water seems to have stopped but I just feel sick and bloated as well as doing the worst eggy burps.
I wonder if Sir Clive Sinclair ever visits this forum....
Yep, this is a new WOS low. The thread which I thought was going to be lucky to last a day when created all them years back. It's just sunk deeper and deeper.
I wonder if Sir Clive Sinclair ever visits this forum....
Yep, this is a new WOS low. The thread which I thought was going to be lucky to last a day when created all them years back. It's just sunk deeper and deeper.
It's that unflushable one that keeps coming back to annoy you.
I remember years ago i did one that simply refused to go away despite repeated flushing and it ended up blocking the loo, i had no choice but to roll up my sleeve and push it into the u-bend with my hand. It was disgusting and i have no desire to ever do that aain.
I remember years ago i did one that simply refused to go away despite repeated flushing and it ended up blocking the loo, i had no choice but to roll up my sleeve and push it into the u-bend with my hand. It was disgusting and i have no desire to ever do that aain.
Surely it would've been better to simply move house?
He also has a 4 1/2 hour waiting list to use it, so join the queue even if you don't want to poo, he lives in High Wickham, the smell is so bad they are thinking of renaming it Higher Wickham
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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In the end she got her own way by threatening to **** herself. She was that loopy I think she really would have.
I did exactly the same thing, but it was my wife who woke up crying :))
After a Vinderloo ?
I burped in my dogs face and she ran off.
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Yep, this is a new WOS low. The thread which I thought was going to be lucky to last a day when created all them years back. It's just sunk deeper and deeper.
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A CGC entry if ever there was one....emphasizing on the "Crap" :D
Surely it would've been better to simply move house?
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Horace goes Plopping?
He's the guy with poo in his toilet
He also has a 4 1/2 hour waiting list to use it, so join the queue even if you don't want to poo, he lives in High Wickham, the smell is so bad they are thinking of renaming it Higher Wickham
You should have taken em off before you left the house, you could claim to be a naked jogger
Yup Grape Juice, Red Wine, or anything with blue food colouring in it will turn your poopoo green.
A Martian I know always does little Green Poo's