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I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

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  • grey keygrey key
    Shocker, Pauls place is closed over Christmas !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Oh no! Wherever shall we poo? :O
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  • grey keygrey key
    We will have to hold it in for a fortnight
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • MorkinMorkin
    What's the longest everyone's gone without having a poo?
  • VampyreVampyre
    Probably a couple of days at the very most when I was younger. You could set your watch by how regular I am these days :-)

    My nephew goes once a week! He's developed a food phobia, and coupled with parents too weak to have nipped it in the bud early doors or even be arsed to cook properly, since the age of about 3 (he's 15 now) eats ONLY crisps, sweets, mashed potato or chips. Small wonder he's so stodged up.
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  • zx1zx1
    I went about a week once but I was constipated and found out I had a minor case of piles :D
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  • Antiriad2097Antiriad2097
    zx1 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever done a green one? :))
    We probably all have, since baby poo is frequently green.
  • zx1zx1
    I've just had a poo in my house, it was very mushy ;)
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  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    zx1 wrote: »
    I've just had a poo in my house, it was very mushy ;)

    Paul?
  • JuanF. RamirezJuanF. Ramirez
    A diet high in fiber can prevent this:

  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2016
    Pauls super toilet is one of the real secrets of his popularity,



    and the fact that he uses Cushelle Ultra toilet papar



    And so does Paul !
    Post edited by grey key on
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    A new low :))
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  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2016




    Post edited by grey key on
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • JuanF. RamirezJuanF. Ramirez
    This thread is shit! Literally!
  • The Lone MagpieThe Lone Magpie
    grey key wrote: »
    It's like when you fart in the bath and follow through, but you cant get out and waste all of that hot water, so you sit there for the next hour and get on with your bath. A reminder though, don't wash your hair in it, bath water is very bad for your hair ;)

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  • JuanF. RamirezJuanF. Ramirez
    This could change your life:

  • grey keygrey key
    The Lone Magpie wrote: »
    grey key wrote: »
    It's like when you fart in the bath and follow through, but you cant get out and waste all of that hot water, so you sit there for the next hour and get on with your bath. A reminder though, don't wash your hair in it, bath water is very bad for your hair ;)

    Like this?

    I am sure that the first time I mentioned that, was before 2014, if so it looks like this fella reads WOS !
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  • grey keygrey key
    JuanF. Ramirez wrote: »
    This could change your life:


    I want one of those, both ice cream & a squatty potty !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    I see a combo video...... White squatting unicorn squatting out rainbows....

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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    grey key wrote: »

    I want one of those, both ice cream & a squatty potty !

    You could make your own sqatty potty. All you need is a couple of house bricks, either that or take a crap in high heels.
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  • zx1zx1
    What are we getting Paul for Christmas?
    A year's supply of Andrex? :))
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2016
    Me: "I wan't to do a poo at Paul's"
    SIRI (iphone): "I don't know how to respond to that"

    Me "I want to do a poo at Paul's"
    OK GOOGLE (Android): "Here is a matching video"

    Google for the win?
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  • LunyLuny
    Cortana got a bit lost too.

    The reply was "If you think I can help, try asking "what can I say".
    A default fallback, but the search results were promising...

    A you tube about Poo at Pauls.

    do you want to do a poo at Paul's home | Yahoo Answers
    Sod it!

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  • grey keygrey key
    I already gave him a Christmas Log !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • LunyLuny
    Yay! I bet the holly on top hurt though.
    Sod it!

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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    I asked Alexa if she was Skynet yesterday, so told me she was nothing to do with Skynet, and not to worry. Well the not to worry bit at the end made me feel like she had something to hide :))

    She doesn't know what Directive 4 is either...
    Every night is curry night!
  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    Currah U Speech (when asked nicely) "So, you want to do a poo at Paul's house. Use Q and A to move the cursor and press space to select"
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    No Gadd? :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    No Gadd? :))

    Only if you want to be in his gang.

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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    MatGubbins wrote: »
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    No Gadd? :))

    Only if you want to be in his gang.

    Oh jeez! I wish I'd said Young instead now! :))

    Every night is curry night!
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