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I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

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  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch


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  • zx1zx1
    grey key wrote: »
    I already gave him a Christmas Log !

    Is that the one you did in his wellies? :))
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  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    MatGubbins wrote: »
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    No Gadd? :))

    Only if you want to be in his gang.

    Oh jeez! I wish I'd said Young instead now! :))

    Wherever Paul had a shat that's his home.

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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    MatGubbins wrote: »
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    MatGubbins wrote: »
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    No Gadd? :))

    Only if you want to be in his gang.

    Oh jeez! I wish I'd said Young instead now! :))

    Wherever Paul had a shat that's his home.

    I'd have thought you'd have got arrested for crapping in the Red Cross Shops bargain bin :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    :))
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    I went round to Paul's for a poo but he wasn't in so i shat on his doorstep and ran away :))
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    zx1 wrote: »
    I went round to Paul's for a poo but he wasn't in so i shat on his doorstep and ran away :))

    Hope you remembered the rainbow sprinkles, and the birthday candle.
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    zx1 wrote: »
    grey key wrote: »
    I already gave him a Christmas Log !

    Is that the one you did in his wellies? :))

    Yup !

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2016
    mik3d3nch wrote: »

    That is so much like MC LARS



    She could be my Hipster Girl this Christmas !
    Post edited by grey key on
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    I went round to Paul's for a poo but he wasn't in so i shat on his doorstep and ran away :))

    Hope you remembered the rainbow sprinkles, and the birthday candle.

    Nope but i did stick a little Scottish Saltire flag in it :))
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Oooo patriotic poopoo :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    pooatpauls0ornz.jpg
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    HAHA! Brilliant! :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • zx1zx1
    You're obsessed, every post you make seems to mention my pizza.
    It's not funny anymore and that pizza was years ago.
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  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    Only every odd post. Every even post I mention your old neighbour instead.
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2016
    I hope that neighbour is dead, i hate him for chasing me from my house.
    Post edited by zx1 on
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  • grey keygrey key
    zx1 wrote: »
    You're obsessed, every post you make seems to mention my pizza.
    It's not funny anymore and that pizza was years ago.

    You know what they say, a moment on the lips, a year on the hips !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey keygrey key
    XTM of TMG wrote: »
    pooatpauls0ornz.jpg

    That reminds me, I must go for a curry, but not there !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    zx1 wrote: »
    I hope that neighbour is dead, i hate him for chasing me from my house.

    Jeebus! I'd love to know what that said before you edited it ;)

    I bet it was like a Rubberkey's drunken cider rampage post.
    Every night is curry night!
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    Morkin wrote: »
    What's the longest everyone's gone without having a poo?

    Almost the whole Glastonbury weekend, every time I go
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  • zx1zx1
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    I hope that neighbour is dead, i hate him for chasing me from my house.

    Jeebus! I'd love to know what that said before you edited it ;)

    I bet it was like a Rubberkey's drunken cider rampage post.

    Nah it was fine, I just corrected a spelling mistake :D
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    will pauls house be open before bassmans show? as im not sure i can wait to visit after
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  • grey keygrey key
    Have you bought a pre-paid ticket for the Poo Paul Trip ? otherwise you won't get in !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • MorkinMorkin
    mel the bell wrote: »
    Morkin wrote: »
    What's the longest everyone's gone without having a poo?

    Almost the whole Glastonbury weekend, every time I go

    That's almost a whole week..!?

    How many Imodium do you have to take for that?

  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2016
    Morkin wrote: »
    mel the bell wrote: »
    Morkin wrote: »
    What's the longest everyone's gone without having a poo?

    Almost the whole Glastonbury weekend, every time I go

    That's almost a whole week..!?

    How many Imodium do you have to take for that?
    oO surely a weak hole?

    Post edited by Scottie_uk on
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Morkin wrote: »
    mel the bell wrote: »
    Morkin wrote: »
    What's the longest everyone's gone without having a poo?

    Almost the whole Glastonbury weekend, every time I go

    That's almost a whole week..!?

    How many Imodium do you have to take for that?
    oO surely a weak hole?

    Nope a strong hole is what you need, oh and special brew, lots of it. If I remember it's 5 days, well weds - Sun, but technically we'd leave Monday morning first thing. Those motorway services got some hammer lol
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2016
    At Phoenix 97' after about 4 days of not crapping I walked a mile outside the festy grounds with a bog roll in my hand and dropped an anaconda in the middle of a field.

    Now that was liberation my friends :))
    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • MatGubbinsMatGubbins
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    At Phoenix 97' after about 4 days of not crapping I walked a mile outside the festy grounds with a bog roll in my hand and dropped an anaconda in the middle of a field.

    Now that was liberation my friends :))

    And it is still there today, worshiped by druids at sunrise on the longest day.

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  • zx1zx1
    Think i'll need a poo soon, doing a lot of smelly farts :))
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    MatGubbins wrote: »
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    At Phoenix 97' after about 4 days of not crapping I walked a mile outside the festy grounds with a bog roll in my hand and dropped an anaconda in the middle of a field.

    Now that was liberation my friends :))

    And it is still there today, worshiped by druids at sunrise on the longest day.

    Probably I left my own monument, or at least it was monumental :))
    Every night is curry night!
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