I'm going to have a poo at Paul's house.

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  • grey key wrote: »
    Have you bought a pre-paid ticket for the Poo Paul Trip ? otherwise you won't get in !

    So there's a guided tour to visit Paul's house! Interesting!

    So I presume there are souvenirs to buy at the end of the tour, is that right?
  • Was it like this?


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  • Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.
  • Graz wrote: »
    Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.

    Graz, I suspect you're a maniac of preciseness!

    :D
  • Graz wrote: »
    Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.
    Betcha felt a lot better and empty though.

    It's the Shreddies and chocolate deadly combo that fires me too.


  • You actually measured them with a ruler or tape measure? :))
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  • zx1 wrote: »
    You actually measured them with a ruler or tape measure? :))

    With fingers....
    So far, so meh :)
  • does paul know we're all pooing at his house?
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  • Speak for yourself - I'm just peeing at his house.
  • He'll know in a minute, i've done a huge dump and blocked the toilet! :))
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  • polomint wrote: »
    zx1 wrote: »
    You actually measured them with a ruler or tape measure? :))

    With fingers....

    Or hands, like horses are measured...

  • Well today I had a poo in Pauline's, well kind of. I was at work and I went to the library for a coffee refill. On on my way felt a sudden urge to have a poo. However, it was the kind of sudden urge where one had to rush or else I'd not make it in time.

    Now, I'd not 'been' in that part of the library before. The doors to the lady's and men's were side by side and marked with a plaque on the left side of the door frame. This means the sign for the men's is in between the ladies and the men's. In too much of a rush I just rushed though the left side door and in too the nearest cubicle. It was then when I head ladies chattering that I realized I was in the ladies. By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies. I was like my shoes and trousers, they'll see them. So had to finish it with my legs against the cubicle walls so the ladies did not find me. Would the ladies go so I could get out un-noticed? Would they f*ck, sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes. I thought I'm sure one of these ladies will see no shoes and rattle the door, see me though the crack, then I'll be caught. Eventually, a gap emerged and I was able to slip out the door and into the mens un-noticed. Phew!
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  • Did you wash your hands?
  • You pooed at both Paul's and Pauline's? Talk about equality of the sexes!
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Well today I had a poo in Pauline's, well kind of. I was at work and I went to the library for a coffee refill. On on my way felt a sudden urge to have a poo. However, it was the kind of sudden urge where one had to rush or else I'd not make it in time.

    Now, I'd not 'been' in that part of the library before. The doors to the lady's and men's were side by side and marked with a plaque on the left side of the door frame. This means the sign for the men's is in between the ladies and the men's. In too much of a rush I just rushed though the left side door and in too the nearest cubicle. It was then when I head ladies chattering that I realized I was in the ladies. By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies. I was like my shoes and trousers, they'll see them. So had to finish it with my legs against the cubicle walls so the ladies did not find me. Would the ladies go so I could get out un-noticed? Would they f*ck, sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes. I thought I'm sure one of these ladies will see no shoes and rattle the door, see me though the crack, then I'll be caught. Eventually, a gap emerged and I was able to slip out the door and into the mens un-noticed. Phew!

    What now?
  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies........ sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes.

    Chattering ladies = a brand new definition for the squits
  • Spex wrote: »
    Did you wash your hands?

    Once in the ,men's yes.
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  • Heh - have been to a few places that have quirky/confusing pictures for the M/F signs. If I was blotto it'd be 50/50 whether I picked the right one...

    Also there was one place where they had one of those trough-style basins for washing your hands... Blokes were constantly mistaking it for a trough urinal. I think they got rid of it in the end...
  • edited April 2017
    ive been to pauls house twice today, since 3pm Oo
    maybe the mcewans im supping loosened me up?
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  • edited April 2017
    Probably, drink enough McEwans and you'll sh*t yourself inside out eventually :))
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  • Oh my! :))
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  • If only I could know what they're talking about! :))
  • If only I could know what they're talking about! :))

    They're talking s**t!
  • edited April 2017


    and

    Post edited by grey key on
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • my god, had a hangover today and ive had TWO visits to pauls house, one was first thing this morning and i never visit pauls house at work lol
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  • I did a particulary repungent one and stank his whole house out! :))
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