Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.
Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.
Information: I used to do a poo every 4 days. It'd be a biggun, roughly a foot long and 3inches thick. The other day I did 4 poos in 30 minutes. 7"-9" long and as thick as my fist! I ain't kiddin.' My bum was ruined! Why?! All I ate were Shreddies and a box of Celebrations. Yes, a box.
Betcha felt a lot better and empty though.
It's the Shreddies and chocolate deadly combo that fires me too.
Well today I had a poo in Pauline's, well kind of. I was at work and I went to the library for a coffee refill. On on my way felt a sudden urge to have a poo. However, it was the kind of sudden urge where one had to rush or else I'd not make it in time.
Now, I'd not 'been' in that part of the library before. The doors to the lady's and men's were side by side and marked with a plaque on the left side of the door frame. This means the sign for the men's is in between the ladies and the men's. In too much of a rush I just rushed though the left side door and in too the nearest cubicle. It was then when I head ladies chattering that I realized I was in the ladies. By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies. I was like my shoes and trousers, they'll see them. So had to finish it with my legs against the cubicle walls so the ladies did not find me. Would the ladies go so I could get out un-noticed? Would they f*ck, sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes. I thought I'm sure one of these ladies will see no shoes and rattle the door, see me though the crack, then I'll be caught. Eventually, a gap emerged and I was able to slip out the door and into the mens un-noticed. Phew!
Well today I had a poo in Pauline's, well kind of. I was at work and I went to the library for a coffee refill. On on my way felt a sudden urge to have a poo. However, it was the kind of sudden urge where one had to rush or else I'd not make it in time.
Now, I'd not 'been' in that part of the library before. The doors to the lady's and men's were side by side and marked with a plaque on the left side of the door frame. This means the sign for the men's is in between the ladies and the men's. In too much of a rush I just rushed though the left side door and in too the nearest cubicle. It was then when I head ladies chattering that I realized I was in the ladies. By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies. I was like my shoes and trousers, they'll see them. So had to finish it with my legs against the cubicle walls so the ladies did not find me. Would the ladies go so I could get out un-noticed? Would they f*ck, sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes. I thought I'm sure one of these ladies will see no shoes and rattle the door, see me though the crack, then I'll be caught. Eventually, a gap emerged and I was able to slip out the door and into the mens un-noticed. Phew!
By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies........ sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes.
Chattering ladies = a brand new definition for the squits
Heh - have been to a few places that have quirky/confusing pictures for the M/F signs. If I was blotto it'd be 50/50 whether I picked the right one...
Also there was one place where they had one of those trough-style basins for washing your hands... Blokes were constantly mistaking it for a trough urinal. I think they got rid of it in the end...
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So there's a guided tour to visit Paul's house! Interesting!
So I presume there are souvenirs to buy at the end of the tour, is that right?
:))
Graz, I suspect you're a maniac of preciseness!
:D
It's the Shreddies and chocolate deadly combo that fires me too.
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With fingers....
Or hands, like horses are measured...
Now, I'd not 'been' in that part of the library before. The doors to the lady's and men's were side by side and marked with a plaque on the left side of the door frame. This means the sign for the men's is in between the ladies and the men's. In too much of a rush I just rushed though the left side door and in too the nearest cubicle. It was then when I head ladies chattering that I realized I was in the ladies. By this time I was half way though the job, the loo was filling up with more and more chattering ladies. I was like my shoes and trousers, they'll see them. So had to finish it with my legs against the cubicle walls so the ladies did not find me. Would the ladies go so I could get out un-noticed? Would they f*ck, sods law gave me a long stream of ladies all chattering and giggling for about 20 minutes. I thought I'm sure one of these ladies will see no shoes and rattle the door, see me though the crack, then I'll be caught. Eventually, a gap emerged and I was able to slip out the door and into the mens un-noticed. Phew!
Chattering ladies = a brand new definition for the squits
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Once in the ,men's yes.
Also there was one place where they had one of those trough-style basins for washing your hands... Blokes were constantly mistaking it for a trough urinal. I think they got rid of it in the end...
maybe the mcewans im supping loosened me up?
They're talking s**t!
and