How do you tell if if you're a hipster?

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  • If you've ever ordered a skinny white, you are a hipster.
    If you grow a beard deliberately instead of through sheer laziness or poverty, you are a hipster.
    If you buy vape liquid that sounds like it tastes good without checking the strength, you are a hipster.
    If you bought a Batman T-Shirt and haven't actually read a Batman comic, you are a hipster.
    If you believe that caramel needs to be salted, you are a hipster.
  • If you wear a tank-top, plaster your hair down and wear daft glasses by choice rather than the fact your mum dressed you, then you are a Hipster. :))

    Or maybe you are Clark Kent.
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • I own 2 Batman T-Shirts, but I have read a Batman Comic before.

    Salted Caramel is good, but not necessary.

    Plus I liked those things before they were cool....
    Every night is curry night!
  • Bloody Hipster !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited May 2017
    Your social media accounts contain profile photos like this:
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    Post edited by Scottie_uk on
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  • Even while trying to look smart and edgy the girl is still doing a duck smile.

    Why do women still do that it looks stupid, and people can tell that you're doing it, and no it doesn't make you look skinnier, it makes you look like a f*cking moron :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • With that look on her face maybe below the camera she's crimping one out.
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  • Hatefully, and wishing a horrible agonizing death on somebody maybe? :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • Even while trying to look smart and edgy the girl is still doing a duck smile.

    Why do women still do that it looks stupid, and people can tell that you're doing it, and no it doesn't make you look skinnier, it makes you look like a f*cking moron :))

    I totally agree. It looks even worse when someone is murdered and the only picture for the news is their stupid duck face profile image. It just belittles the seriousness of the news.

    This being suburban surrey, my wifes face book stuff connects to all sorts of mummies from the school with fifty year old duck faces. Its terrible, they all act like 14 year olds on the social networking. :)

    So glad my wifes down to earth and doesn't try to act younger.
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • You like this band

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited May 2017
    Luny wrote: »
    It looks even worse when someone is murdered and the only picture for the news is their stupid duck face profile image. It just belittles the seriousness of the news.

    Yeah, and considering how often in modern media things are photoshopped (with the 'liquify' filter), this would be a prime example where they could use it to get a decent/normal face, but they'd never ever consider the idea.
    Post edited by XTM of TMG on
  • You know by having to wonder if you are... You twats!
    So far, so meh :)
  • Click here to see where many hipsters get their ideas from : HERE

    Actually some of them are quite amusing (in a good way).
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  • This is what I want for Fathers Day

    https://www.tesco.com/direct/wahl-beard-oil-gift-set/368-1501.prd?skuId=368-1501

    Although I don't have kids, or a beard, am I a Hipster ?
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

















































    He had pizza before it was cool.
    What now?
  • :))
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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