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Cringe worthy songs

mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
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There are so many, what are yours? My top 3 are:-
MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
Whiter shade of Pale - Procol Harum
Jumbo - BeeGees


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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Just come to where I work and listen to the radio, it's friggin', awful, and over the years the 3-6 songs it's played that I may have liked at one time I now absolutely hate.
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  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    edited June 2017
    Candle in the Wind by Elton John. He wrote it about Marilyn Monroe but hang pn, change a couple of lines and suddenly it's a heart felt song about Princess Diana! Very cringeworthy!
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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited June 2017
    anything by Eminem. his voice is enough to make me recoil. the "Hi...My name is. Hi...my name is...Slim Shady!!" one could be the worst offender of many
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    Whiter shade of Pale - Procol Harum
    massively overplayed, but a genuinely great song imo.
    Post edited by def chris on
  • RetrobrothersRetrobrothers
    Chesney Hawkes I am the one and only
    Lionel Richie hello
    Renée and Renato save your love
    Darius with that crappy ballad
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    I'm def chris yes I'm the real chris
    all you other def chris's are just imitating
    so won't the real def chris please stand up, please stand up!
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited June 2017
    Anything by James Blunt.
    Anything by Robbie Williams.
    Japanese Boy by Aneka.
    Post edited by GreenCard on
  • deadpan666deadpan666
    The Black Cauldron (PC)
  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    Christ! That's a winner Deadpan666. That's bloody awful, perhaps the worst yet that I've heard.


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  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    I'm waiting for Mel's suggestions, if anyone can top the lot it should be him.


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  • VampyreVampyre
    Retrobrothers wrote: »
    Renée and Renato save your love
    Oh god yes! Utter, utter, utter crap.
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Anything by James Blunt.
    Why's he hated so much? I don't mind him - he's done some okay stuff and seems to come across as an okay guy when interviewed. I wouldn't buy one of his albums but I don't switch the radio over when one of his songs come on.
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    Dry Your Eyes by The Streets.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • def chrisdef chris
    Rebelstar without a cause wrote: »
    I'm def chris yes I'm the real chris
    all you other def chris's are just imitating
    so won't the real def chris please stand up, please stand up!
    more like it. :)

    I am whatever i say I am, and if I wasnt then why would i say i am? what? chea! yooo. erm?
  • SnazzyParrotSnazzyParrot
    Retrobrothers wrote: »
    Chesney Hawkes I am the one and only
    Renée and Renato save your love
    I always used to like that one.

    But this...
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    I'm waiting for Mel's suggestions, if anyone can top the lot it should be him.

    Knowing Mel, he'll probably have most of these on vinyl!
  • joefishjoefish
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    Whiter shade of Pale - Procol Harum
    def chris wrote: »
    massively overplayed, but a genuinely great song imo.

    Especially when sung to the tune of The Muppet Show:

    Joefish
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  • joefishjoefish
    Or vice-versa:

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  • RetrobrothersRetrobrothers
    That 'Be True To Yourself' that DeadPan added is f*cking golden!

    I'll also add in:

    Rick Astleys cover of 'When I Fall In Love'
    Jennifer Rush 'The Power of Love'
    Chris De Burgh 'Lady in Red'
    Baltimora 'Tarzan Boy'
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    Vampyre wrote: »
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Anything by James Blunt.
    Why's he hated so much? I don't mind him - he's done some okay stuff and seems to come across as an okay guy when interviewed. I wouldn't buy one of his albums but I don't switch the radio over when one of his songs come on.

    I can't stand his voice, nor can I stand the sickly, sugary sweet ballads he unleashes it upon. He does come across as a really nice bloke though, and not afraid to take the mick out of himself, which is quite refreshing in celebs these days. I'm the same with Michael Bublé - can't stand his music, but he seems like a properly nice bloke.
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause

    GreenCard wrote: »
    Vampyre wrote: »
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Anything by James Blunt.
    Why's he hated so much? I don't mind him - he's done some okay stuff and seems to come across as an okay guy when interviewed. I wouldn't buy one of his albums but I don't switch the radio over when one of his songs come on.

    I can't stand his voice, nor can I stand the sickly, sugary sweet ballads he unleashes it upon. He does come across as a really nice bloke though, and not afraid to take the mick out of himself, which is quite refreshing in celebs these days. I'm the same with Michael Bublé - can't stand his music, but he seems like a properly nice bloke.

    Pretty much this. Horrible, horrible music but seem like decent guys. Robbie Williams on the other hand, horrible horrible music, absolute twat!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    I'm not going to post a vid to it because I don't want to see or hear it ever again if possible.

    The Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard, now that really is like nails on a blackboard.
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  • LunyLuny
    What about 'Clouds across the moon' by the Rah Band. Pretty cringee.
    Sod it!

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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2017
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    I'm waiting for Mel's suggestions, if anyone can top the lot it should be him.
    this one?


    or Divine?



    in an 80s pop mood today so have some Tarzan boy
    Post edited by mel the bell on
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    licky bum bum down
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  • Maroc's Other ProjectionMaroc's Other Projection
    mel the bell wrote: »
    licky bum bum down

    I love that song! :) Absolute cheese and cringe is beyond judgement.
    Cheeky Funster (53)
  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    edited June 2017
    Grotesque! Neutron bomb is the worst of Mels entries though because its so trite. Thats what I mean by cringe worthy - trite or pretentious lyrics and frankly I think for that award I'd still put MacArthur Park and Whiter Shade of Pale in the top five - I'm allowing for three more contenders. Fortunately a lot of the suggestions I've never heard of and they can stay that way.
    Post edited by mik3d3nch on


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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2017
    Disco duck



    and Orville


    worth it for uncle peely at the start
    Post edited by mel the bell on
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  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    Yuk! I'd forgotten just how appalling disco was! How could anyone live with themselves after taking part in that weird aberration?


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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    from one Keith to another one
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  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    ?


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