Here is one we get a lot of over here is: bae. I think it is supposed to be short for baby. Aye? 1) the word is only four letters and two syllables long and 2) it does not contain an e.
I've even seen this on T-Shirts in Walmart, like this:
Fine, if your a fan of British aircraft ;), otherwise its just stoooopid.
We have a word in Danish: bæ / BÆ which uses one of our "special letters" - 'Æ' which is a contracted A and E.
It is pronounced the same way as in the word BAE - and it mean poop, feces ... ****.
Nay. Supposed to be a hip'n'chic way of shortening "babe". Phonologically (beɪb) it's a part of the word "babe". To mess with people we should make it into a thing, and start posting it as "ba'e"... Never mind, can't be bothered. But please, go ahead without me.
Personally, I hate "bae" and I'll not now start using the word "babe" nor "baby" as terms of affection, but I will tell you that I love you. (Awww, gosh! -Ed)
Nay. Supposed to be a hip'n'chic way of shortening "babe". Phonologically (beɪb) it's a part of the word "babe". To mess with people we should make it into a thing, and start posting it as "ba'e"... Never mind, can't be bothered. But please, go ahead without me.
Personally, I hate "bae" and I'll not now start using the word "babe" nor "baby" as terms of affection, but I will tell you that I love you. (Awww, gosh! -Ed)
Here is one we get a lot of over here is: bae. I think it is supposed to be short for baby. Aye?
I was under the impression that BAE was sort of an acronym, standing for 'Before Anyone Else' - at least that's a claim i have seen several times on 9GAG.
But even that explanation does little to alleviate the sheer stupidity of the phrase.
also AF. worst abbreviation ever. if you havent been exposed to this then its probably just matter of time.
On a similar note, i've often seen people say "KYS" to others with whom they disagree
(For those of you who've been lucky enough to never come across this one, it stands for 'Kill Your Self' (sic) - this one also has a different meaning in danish: it's simply our word for 'kiss'
probably time to stop calling himself 'jamie foxx' as well. according to wiki his real name is Eric Bishop. if I ever see him in Sainsbury's I'll shout that name at him repeatedly until he reluctantly acknowledges me with an awkward side-glance, before shuffling off in shame with his street cred in tatters.
probably time to stop calling himself 'jamie foxx' as well. according to wiki his real name is Eric Bishop. if I ever see him in Sainsbury's I'll shout that name at him repeatedly until he reluctantly acknowledges me with an awkward side-glance, before shuffling off in shame with his street cred in tatters.
I can't work out if that's a babygrow, or if it's an adult sized bathing costume? if it's the former, joke is pathetic and not funny at all, and only cretinous white trash people would put their baby in that thing. If it's the latter the 'irony' is probably lost as the only person who would wear it would be something you'd rather not look at....
IMHO always hated all those internet abbreviations, I mean WTF, its not like we are billed per letter on our internet consumption, OMG stop already. IDK why people do this, FWIW the only place I could justify this in SMS text or Twitter.
IMHO always hated all those internet abbreviations, I mean WTF, its not like we are billed per letter on our internet consumption, OMG stop already. IDK why people do this, FWIW the only place I could justify this in SMS text or Twitter.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious even though the sound of them is something quite atrocious. WTF IMHO it makes you sound precocious so does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious even though the sound of them is something quite atrocious. WTF IMHO it makes you sound precocious so does supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
GLUTEN FREE. of course it is you arse hole, it's firkin pork ribs! bought a pack of 'em yesterday with that sticker on. Not internet slang though. GLUTEN **** FREE! Makes my blood boil because of the stupidity it speaks to.
GLUTEN FREE. of course it is you arse hole, it's firkin pork ribs! bought a pack of 'em yesterday with that sticker on. Not internet slang though. GLUTEN **** FREE! Makes my blood boil because of the stupidity it speaks to.
Yep Mike I am 155% with you on that one, I work in a supermarket, and I absolutely hate when they label, something which is obviously gluten free as gluten free. But it's the same way as "Organic" was a few years back, organic isn't that special anymore, and you can only add $1 to the cost of something for that now. Vegetarian no longer spins a cash web you're lucky if you can add a quarter to something for labeling it Veggie these days. But Gluten Free is still good for at least a $2 price bump. But now we get into the realms of fad diets and other things. So a regular box of cereal is $3 throw in suitable for vegetarians, because obviously grains have a high meat content when they're still attached to the plant there's an extra 25 cents added, throw in organic, there's an extra $1, then throw in Gluten Free, and remember to point out how the cereal is made of something ridiculous like Amaranth, Alfalfa Sprouts, and Flax, and there's another $2 at least......But now's where you get creative, throw in Paleo there's at least an extra $4, add to that Atkins compatible, there's another $2, and not really that out there yet, but the stuff that caters for it is way overpriced now, throw in Keto friendly, and there's an extra $6.
See you've now made a $3 box of cereal cost $18.25, and totally alienated all the customers at the store, now every box of that sh*t will expire, as nobody will buy it. The store will never get it again, and then the 3 hipsters that came in and actually bought it will complain that now they have to drive all the way to Wholefoods, and it'll cost them $45 there instead....
What the f*ck is wrong with a box of frigging Rice Krispies for f*cks sake?!
This!
I hate it when people say they are more than a 100% certain or whatever.
Also, in a unanimous personal vote I also happen to hate when people say "This!" It goes along with "Same." Neither do a reply make.
BTW I know it's late for me and all but I just can't get the cereal box to go from $3 to $18.25 given the numbers you presented. Sorry, I should hit the hay for a zzznore.
GLUTEN FREE. of course it is you arse hole, it's firkin pork ribs! bought a pack of 'em yesterday with that sticker on. Not internet slang though. GLUTEN **** FREE! Makes my blood boil because of the stupidity it speaks to.
Yep Mike I am 155% with you on that one, I work in a supermarket, and I absolutely hate when they label, something which is obviously gluten free as gluten free. But it's the same way as "Organic" was a few years back, organic isn't that special anymore, and you can only add $1 to the cost of something for that now. Vegetarian no longer spins a cash web you're lucky if you can add a quarter to something for labeling it Veggie these days. But Gluten Free is still good for at least a $2 price bump. But now we get into the realms of fad diets and other things. So a regular box of cereal is $3 throw in suitable for vegetarians, because obviously grains have a high meat content when they're still attached to the plant there's an extra 25 cents added, throw in organic, there's an extra $1, then throw in Gluten Free, and remember to point out how the cereal is made of something ridiculous like Amaranth, Alfalfa Sprouts, and Flax, and there's another $2 at least......But now's where you get creative, throw in Paleo there's at least an extra $4, add to that Atkins compatible, there's another $2, and not really that out there yet, but the stuff that caters for it is way overpriced now, throw in Keto friendly, and there's an extra $6.
See you've now made a $3 box of cereal cost $18.25, and totally alienated all the customers at the store, now every box of that sh*t will expire, as nobody will buy it. The store will never get it again, and then the 3 hipsters that came in and actually bought it will complain that now they have to drive all the way to Wholefoods, and it'll cost them $45 there instead....
What the f*ck is wrong with a box of frigging Rice Krispies for f*cks sake?!
It's packaged in a facility that handles tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soy products, egg whites, and wheat along with Uranium 235, on a conveyor belt salvaged from an illudium q-36 explosive space modulator.
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I've even seen this on T-Shirts in Walmart, like this:
Fine, if your a fan of British aircraft ;), otherwise its just stoooopid.
Stooopid Flucksticks!!
also AF. worst abbreviation ever. if you havent been exposed to this then its probably just matter of time.
It is pronounced the same way as in the word BAE - and it mean poop, feces ... ****.
Perfect t-**** for people that are shitheads.
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Personally, I hate "bae" and I'll not now start using the word "babe" nor "baby" as terms of affection, but I will tell you that I love you. (Awww, gosh! -Ed)
I was under the impression that BAE was sort of an acronym, standing for 'Before Anyone Else' - at least that's a claim i have seen several times on 9GAG.
But even that explanation does little to alleviate the sheer stupidity of the phrase.
On a similar note, i've often seen people say "KYS" to others with whom they disagree
(For those of you who've been lucky enough to never come across this one, it stands for 'Kill Your Self' (sic) - this one also has a different meaning in danish: it's simply our word for 'kiss'
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probably time to stop calling himself 'jamie foxx' as well. according to wiki his real name is Eric Bishop. if I ever see him in Sainsbury's I'll shout that name at him repeatedly until he reluctantly acknowledges me with an awkward side-glance, before shuffling off in shame with his street cred in tatters.
That made me laugh!
:D
The double 'x' can't be a coincidence, surely...
http://i.imgur.com/REYbnGt.jpg
ROFL
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Yep Mike I am 155% with you on that one, I work in a supermarket, and I absolutely hate when they label, something which is obviously gluten free as gluten free. But it's the same way as "Organic" was a few years back, organic isn't that special anymore, and you can only add $1 to the cost of something for that now. Vegetarian no longer spins a cash web you're lucky if you can add a quarter to something for labeling it Veggie these days. But Gluten Free is still good for at least a $2 price bump. But now we get into the realms of fad diets and other things. So a regular box of cereal is $3 throw in suitable for vegetarians, because obviously grains have a high meat content when they're still attached to the plant there's an extra 25 cents added, throw in organic, there's an extra $1, then throw in Gluten Free, and remember to point out how the cereal is made of something ridiculous like Amaranth, Alfalfa Sprouts, and Flax, and there's another $2 at least......But now's where you get creative, throw in Paleo there's at least an extra $4, add to that Atkins compatible, there's another $2, and not really that out there yet, but the stuff that caters for it is way overpriced now, throw in Keto friendly, and there's an extra $6.
See you've now made a $3 box of cereal cost $18.25, and totally alienated all the customers at the store, now every box of that sh*t will expire, as nobody will buy it. The store will never get it again, and then the 3 hipsters that came in and actually bought it will complain that now they have to drive all the way to Wholefoods, and it'll cost them $45 there instead....
What the f*ck is wrong with a box of frigging Rice Krispies for f*cks sake?!
I hate it when people say they are more than a 100% certain or whatever.
Also, in a unanimous personal vote I also happen to hate when people say "This!" It goes along with "Same." Neither do a reply make.
You may be scared...
...and I added the extra percentage cos' knew it would annoy people....So there! :p
3.25 + 1 = 4.25
4.25 + 2 = 6.25
6.25 + 4 = 10.25
10.25 + 2 = 12.25
12.25 + 6 = 18.25
There we go.....You can fine pick the numbers without even reading the rant :p