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  • Why is that anorexic martian still even in the news?
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  • zx1 wrote: »
    ewgf....Let's not get into a Holocaust discussion as it might result in another thread lock.

    I suppose, yeah. But you're not going to drag me into a discussion about the Spice Girls, no matter how big a fan you are
    :D


    But on the subject of news, as in things that have been reported on recently, some bloke in America who was wanted by the police was caught after he used his wanted photograph as his Facebook picture, some company has made a Halloween Anne Frank outfit, Robert Mugabee has been made a 'good will' ambassador to the World Health Organisation, a bloke who tried to kill a spider with a blow torch accidentally burned down his house, and Donald Trump... well, just being Donald Trump and being the president is bizarre enough. Though when the only candidates are two morally bankrupt billionaires (albeit Hilary's money is tied to family) and the system is ****ed up enough that no matter what either of the two presidential nominees do they can't be disqualified from the contest, it's clearly a system that's not even remotely going to end up being good for the vast majority of the voters.

    If Spitting Image were still going today, then they'd probably pack it in, saying that today's political and celebrity worlds are so ridiculous that it's impossible to satirise them anymore.
  • I was hoping you were going to say "I'm no violent nutter, but I knocked him on his arse"....For the other stuff I'd have called you a dick, but Holocaust deniers, I've never met one face to face, but I had Jewish friends, back in England, and I've made a lot of Jewish friends here in the USA....I'd quite happily knock an ignorant c*nt like that on their arse....and I'm proud to say I've not had any kind of violent altercation since 2005...I intend to keep it that way, but I feel people like that need a slap...

    Well said Boozy mate, I entirely agree.
  • I was hoping you were going to say "I'm no violent nutter, but I knocked him on his arse"....For the other stuff I'd have called you a dick, but Holocaust deniers, I've never met one face to face, but I had Jewish friends, back in England, and I've made a lot of Jewish friends here in the USA....I'd quite happily knock an ignorant c*nt like that on their arse....and I'm proud to say I've not had any kind of violent altercation since 2005...I intend to keep it that way, but I feel people like that need a slap...

    I wouldn't have thought twice, and tw*t that tries to deny the Holocaust and really believes it needs a feckin good slap, a kick, a boot, a tw*tting, and a probably another slap and kick for good measure..
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited October 2017
    I was about to go outside for a quick snout, and my wife has one of those sh*tty Alexa things with the screen on it, as I walked past it I noticed it actually had on the Screen "Magazine apologises to Solange Knowles".....Talk about none news, and first world problems jeez....

    Yeah the states are potentially about to wipe a small Asian country off the map, but let's worry about Beyoncé's sisters stupid pretentious braid disaster, the mag airbrushed it out cos' it looked f*cking stupid.....and let's face it, it did, it was not artistic, it was not making a statement, it was pretentious clap trap to invoke a reaction, it failed, so she spat her dummy....

    As Trump would say #fakenews
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  • The BBC news website today proved it's worth, by running an article on how the four stars of Sex in the City don't get on. A group of women who spend a lot of time together don't actually like each other and can be passively or even actively bitchy and hurtful to each other. That's what I call news.

    If you've never seen the TV program Sex in the City, then Brian from Family Guy summed it up in one sentence; "It's about three hookers and their mom".
  • Good ol' Brian, I wish all my dogs had've been like him :))
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  • edited October 2017
    I've never got the appeal of shows like sex in the city. The demographic is 30/40 something closet slags.
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  • My brother actually watches that, i think he just likes the dirty bits :))
    I personally think it's a load of shite.
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  • He should get out and buy some real porn. :)
    I would've argued that at least the TV shows (with sex bits) aren't exploiting the actors... But I think that view is changing with whats going on in the news about Hollywood and you know who.
    Sod it!

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