Celebrity deaths...

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• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  The premise, as stated by our esteemed colleague Mr. The Bell, M., esq., goes as follows:
  People at age 53 die of pnoomooniea.
  You stated that you had phnouimenia 23 years ago.
  Hence, 53+23 comes to an astounding 73, in your case.

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  F_Clowder wrote: »

  53+23=Whatever the number I quoted earlier=Your bare minimum age.

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  F_Clowder wrote: »

  So, you're 76 then?

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  mel the bell wrote: »

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  mel the bell wrote: »

  Scottie_uk wrote: »

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  Emma Chambers RIP
  
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43183354
  
  You'll know her when you see her face.

  What I don't get, it said she died of natural causes at 53. How can someone die of natural causes at that age in the 21st century.

  yeah confused me too, older people die of flu / pnuemonia, but people of 53 dont, and it didnt say she had cancer or whatever, which normally happens

  I'm 53...
  

  you havent died of pnuemonia?

  No, I survived it, that was 23 years ago.

  Eh?
  

  Quite clearly maths was never your strong point (or talking sense) it's 53 - 23.
  

  
  

  What now?
• rich_chandler

  February 2018

  F_Clowder wrote: »

  The premise, as stated by our esteemed colleague Mr. The Bell, M., esq., goes as follows:
  People at age 53 die of pnoomooniea.
  You stated that you had phnouimenia 23 years ago.
  Hence, 53+23 comes to an astounding 73, in your case.

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  F_Clowder wrote: »

  53+23=Whatever the number I quoted earlier=Your bare minimum age.

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  F_Clowder wrote: »

  So, you're 76 then?

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  mel the bell wrote: »

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  mel the bell wrote: »

  Scottie_uk wrote: »

  rich_chandler wrote: »

  Emma Chambers RIP
  
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43183354
  
  You'll know her when you see her face.

  What I don't get, it said she died of natural causes at 53. How can someone die of natural causes at that age in the 21st century.

  yeah confused me too, older people die of flu / pnuemonia, but people of 53 dont, and it didnt say she had cancer or whatever, which normally happens

  I'm 53...
  

  you havent died of pnuemonia?

  No, I survived it, that was 23 years ago.

  Eh?
  

  Quite clearly maths was never your strong point (or talking sense) it's 53 - 23.
  

  I repeat, quite clearly maths was never your strong point.
  

  I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  You fault me for beautifying your age?!?!?!
  To quote MtB: "Oo"

  What now?
• grey key

  February 2018

  I thought Mel was older than 73

  Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  Yes, quite right! As karingal stated earlier, me+numbers=disaster in the kitchen.
  I may have missed a few zeroes.

  grey key wrote: »

  I thought Mel was older than 73

  
  

  What now?
• mel the bell

  February 2018

  76 ;)

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  That's karingal's birthyear?

  mel the bell wrote: »

  76 ;)

  
  

  What now?
• dm_boozefreek

  February 2018

  I'm assuming that's 76 BC?

  Every night is curry night!
• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  ^^^ Yes, Before Creation, not Before Christ.

  What now?
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  rich_chandler

  February 2018

  No, it's before Clowder. Which of course was...
  
  I'm sure people know.

  I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
• grey key

  February 2018

  Alan Sugar R.I.P.

  Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
• rich_chandler

  February 2018

  grey key wrote: »

  Alan Sugar R.I.P.

  *sigh*
  
  HE'S NOT DEAD
  

  I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
• grey key

  February 2018

  I thought he was, the internet says he is, are you sure ?

  Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
• grey key

  February 2018

  Billy Graham is dead again, perhaps this time he will stay down, it all gets very confusing !

  Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
• Rebelstar without a cause

  February 2018

  There's a rumour Leslie Nielson might still be dead.
• mel the bell

  February 2018 edited February 2018

  Kevin Smith ALMOST died last night :O
  https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/kevin-smith-hospital-suffering-massive-heart-attack-091236111.html

  Post edited by mel the bell on February 2018

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• F_Clowder

  February 2018

  ^^^ "Almost" doesn't count unless it's incendiary shoes for horses.

  What now?
• mel the bell

  March 2018

  Former Clash producer Mickey Foote
  http://louderthanwar.com/mickey-foote-rip-producer-of-the-clash-first-album-and-by-extension-inventor-of-the-punk-sound-template-rip/

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• Rebelstar without a cause

  March 2018

  Roger Bannister has died age 88.
• mik3d3nch

  March 2018

  Rebelstar without a cause wrote: »

  Roger Bannister has died age 88.

  
  Thats a man I'll never forget, I remember the news at the time he beat the 4 minute mile. Actually I'm rather surprised he's still around, or was.
  

  
  
  https://mb.boardhost.com/BikerMike/index.html?1593001131
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  dm_boozefreek

  March 2018 edited March 2018

  Alec Burns who ran for Great Britain in the 1936 Olympics used to deliver our Christmas tree every year, even until he was in his 90's. He died in 2003, and me and my ma went to his funeral.
  
  He said Hitler had a weak flimsy handshake, and that he was disgusted with Hitlers behavior, because as he went down the line shaking the athletes hands he refused to shake Jesse Owens because he was black.

  Post edited by dm_boozefreek on March 2018

  Every night is curry night!
• mel the bell

  March 2018

  Fiorentina captain Davide Astori dies suddenly aged 31
  https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/04/fiorentina-italy-davide-astori-dies
  
  seems to be a hell of a lot of footballers dying recently
  

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• mel the bell

  March 2018

  Also dont forget the death of M.A.S.H actor david odgen stiers too, who played major Charles Winchester. He sadly also died this week

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• MatGubbins

  March 2018

  Trevor Baylis - Inventor of the wind-up radio.
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5464343/Inventor-wind-radio-Trevor-Baylis-died-age-80.html
  A genius!! Thank you.

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• mel the bell

  March 2018

  MatGubbins wrote: »

  Trevor Baylis - Inventor of the wind-up radio.
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5464343/Inventor-wind-radio-Trevor-Baylis-died-age-80.html
  A genius!! Thank you.

  did somebody forget to wind him up?
  

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• dm_boozefreek

  March 2018

  Oo

  Every night is curry night!
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  mel the bell

  March 2018

  

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• mel the bell

  March 2018

  South Korean actor Jo Min-ki
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43343536
  
  #MeToo

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• Lee Fogarty

  March 2018

  Whoop I got one first!
  
  Ken Dodd.
  
  bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-43367267?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

  My test signature
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  grey key

  March 2018

  You killed Ken Dodd ?

  Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........