Celebrity deaths...

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  • Fiorentina captain Davide Astori dies suddenly aged 31
    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/04/fiorentina-italy-davide-astori-dies

    seems to be a hell of a lot of footballers dying recently

    They have all the money and the tickets to Mars are not cheap you know !

    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2018
    Dammit, Fogerty got in first
    Post edited by mel the bell on
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Get the dead celeb app, it alerts you a week in advance !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey key wrote: »
    Get the dead celeb app, it alerts you a week in advance !
    nah its broken, it keeps saying Alan Sugars next
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • My app needs an update, it keeps printing Leslie Nielson.

    Ken Dodd had a great time, entertained us all. Thanks for all those memories.
    Happiness!
  • Hubert de Givenchy – fashion legend extraordinaire – dies at 91
    http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/12/hubert-de-givenchy-fashion-legend-extraordinaire-dies-91-7381101/
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • ^^^ His name was Hubert? Man, that's a way better name than Givenchy!

    The House Of Hubert.

    Rolls so much better off that meatflapping thingie inside your oral cavity.
    What now?
  • Crazy statistics and his memory, wow. From Wikipedia:
    "Dodd was renowned for the length of his performances, and during the 1960s he earned a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world's longest ever joke-telling session: 1,500 jokes in three and a half hours (7.14 jokes per minute), undertaken at a Liverpool theatre, where audiences entered the show in shifts."

    Whoop I got one first!

    Ken Dodd.

    What now?
  • Brilliant stuff
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Ken Dodd would regularly perform 5-6 hour shows even into his 80's. He often performed afternoon & evening shows on the same day and would often be told that the evening crowd was outside waiting to come in to which he would reply "Let them wait!!"
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Agreed!
    Brilliant stuff

    Isn't it funny how in today's world, he basically committed a lot of sexual harassment right at the start walking down the between the seats.
    What now?
  • F_Clowder wrote: »
    Agreed!
    Brilliant stuff

    Isn't it funny how in today's world, he basically committed a lot of sexual harassment right at the start walking down the between the seats.
    kissing all the women? :))
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited March 2018
    ^^^ Nearly every single one of them! And a few of the men, too! :D

    It's just so weird, that's how we used to meet and greet. Distant family and old friends would nearly be offended if they weren't met this way, back then. But it's a seemingly bygone era.
    Hugs and kisses all around!
    Post edited by F_Clowder on
    What now?
  • Because his shows went on that long they are saying his funeral will take place on Wednesday, Thursday........and......Friday
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs Dead, Died of Dysentery in Dorchester.

    I've been waiting years for that one...
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • Luny wrote: »
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs Dead
    used to be a punk band of that name
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Luny wrote: »
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs Dead
    used to be a punk band of that name

    I'm not surprised. :)
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • Because his shows went on that long they are saying his funeral will take place on Wednesday, Thursday........and......Friday
    You read Gary Delaney's tweet...

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited March 2018
    Nokie Edwards of the ventures
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    Post edited by mel the bell on
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Jamie Carragher's career. Rip.
  • Thought William Shatner had beamed up as well, turns out it is his 150th birthday, or did the app break down again ?
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2018
    Post edited by mel the bell on
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Jamie Carragher's career. Rip.
    lol
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Jamie Carragher's career. Rip.
    He'll get away with it, Sky loves it's Liverpool pundits...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Jamie Carragher's career. Rip.
    He'll get away with it, Sky loves it's Liverpool pundits...

    The Liverpool pundits are feckin shite. In fact, most of the pundits are...
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited March 2018

    Arse! Who's gonna kick the brand new flava in our ears now? :(

    RIP Craig Mack!

    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2018
    Stephen Hawking, off to another dimension.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-15555565

    A humorous quote from the article, which I am sure he would have approved of, and agreed with:
    "[...]His book A Brief History of Time became an unlikely best-seller although it is unclear how many people actually managed to get to the end of it.[...] It sold more than 10 million copies, although its author was aware that it was dubbed "the most popular book never read".[...]"
    Post edited by F_Clowder on
    What now?
  • I suppose we all knew this day was coming, but it's been a bit of a shocker to start the day with.

    I will be writing my thoughts extensively today; possibly as a dubious tribute I should attempt to translate those thoughts into a series of s$ variables and send them through a Currah Microspeech. That it would take me a long time to do so is a mere cursory inconvenience compared to what the Prof had to go through just to get a few words out of his 30-odd-year-old speech computer, although it was more advanced than the twangs and boings that the Microspeech made, so we could actually understand what he "said".

    And he lived long enough in his terminally shattered body to witness his final contribution to the popular world outside hard science - his role as The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Mark II. Things like that and the kids' books and the appearances on The Simpsons were all in parallel to being the most brilliant scientist since Einstein.

    "Genius" is not a word that should ever be used lightly.

  • great film
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling

  • great film
    Instead of 'Theory of Everything' they should have called it 'Look Who's Hawking'

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