Celebrity deaths...

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  • mik3d3nch wrote: »
    Oh jeez what a great way to send him off, have some worthless piece of sh*t media whore cuntbag from Geordie Shore say a piece about how great he was, that's gonna secure him a place in the history books for sure....

    Music was sh*t though to be fair type of sh*t the type of dickheads who stab people in crap nightclubs listen to anyway. I generally avoided the type of people that listen to that wibble wibble techno crap, as 90% of them are radgees are dickheads. There's a 10% fanbase who really love that shitty house music, and actually treat it like some kind of scene.....All power to them I suppose their music choice is flooded with crowds of scum, how unfortunate for them...

    Yes but don't mince words Boozy, how do you really feel about that quote music unquote?

    Mike that was actually really polite compared to what I wanted to say, I could've ranted on a whole lot longer, and a whole lot nastier. I got thrown out of "Bass Generator", the "Number 1" shop for "Cool techno kids" by a bunch of f*cking ravers in 1993, for being a "hippy"....I told them I was there for the Jungle, and the Drum, n' Bass stuff them f*cking spackers didn't even know what I was on about, and the guy who used to DJ that **** with Justin on Wear FM was behind the counter laughing as this happened...Instead of saying Oh, he listens to our show, that's cool.

    Yeah f*ck techno kids, f*ck them all, they're either pretentious dickheads, or f*cking scum who don't know the meaning of the music they're listening to, or why they're even listening to it....It's one thing I don't miss about England.
    I found out my Human Resource - Dominator cassette single today so **** ya :P
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Hang on is that the "I'm the one and only dominator" tune? If so I literally haven't heard that since it was out.....It was sh*t :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • Hang on is that the "I'm the one and only dominator" tune? If so I literally haven't heard that since it was out.....It was sh*t :p
    yeah :p its a great tune LOL
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited April 2018
    Oh, goodness, for once I know something you don't??? !!! :O

    She's very much related to whatshisface Baron Von Masochistictendencies!

    EDIT This is the bloke.
    F_Clowder wrote: »
    ^^^ She stuffed it in Mick Jagger's face? Did she get any instructions on how to do that from her old relative, whatshisface, you know that one author guy?
    What the **** are talking about now?


    Post edited by F_Clowder on
    What now?
  • F_Clowder wrote: »
    Oh, goodness, for once I know something you don't??? !!! :O

    She's very much related to whatshisface Baron Von Masochistictendencies!

    EDIT This is the bloke.
    F_Clowder wrote: »
    ^^^ She stuffed it in Mick Jagger's face? Did she get any instructions on how to do that from her old relative, whatshisface, you know that one author guy?
    What the **** are talking about now?

    The person you're really thinking of is her great great uncle Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, who's novel Venus In Furs derived the word "masochism"

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Why waste a good Mars bar in some skanks twat? I remember when that was supposed to have occurred and the News of the World made a big to do about it, cor those were the days eh? The tossers nowadays dont get up to anything like our generation allegedly did. The plod was busting pop groups every chance they got - shock, horror, probe. In the meantime I was living in rural Cornwall where they didnt have a clue until Scotland Yard sent down flying squads to wise up the locals. Net effect being they **** off the local law so much that they used to drop us the word when the squad were liable to pay some place a visit. Not, of course, that I had anything to do with naughtiness, I was at choir practice when it occurred yer honour.
  • Yeah, that's the rabbit! You seem to know him very well, more so than I do.
    F_Clowder wrote: »
    Oh, goodness, for once I know something you don't??? !!! :O

    She's very much related to whatshisface Baron Von Masochistictendencies!

    EDIT This is the bloke.
    F_Clowder wrote: »
    ^^^ She stuffed it in Mick Jagger's face? Did she get any instructions on how to do that from her old relative, whatshisface, you know that one author guy?
    What the **** are talking about now?

    The person you're really thinking of is her great great uncle Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, who's novel Venus In Furs derived the word "masochism"

    What now?
  • Oh jeez what a great way to send him off, have some worthless piece of sh*t media whore cuntbag from Geordie Shore say a piece about how great he was, that's gonna secure him a place in the history books for sure....

    Music was sh*t though to be fair type of sh*t the type of dickheads who stab people in crap nightclubs listen to anyway. I generally avoided the type of people that listen to that wibble wibble techno crap, as 90% of them are radgees are dickheads. There's a 10% fanbase who really love that shitty house music, and actually treat it like some kind of scene.....All power to them I suppose their music choice is flooded with crowds of scum, how unfortunate for them...

    Boozy prefers Chavs and Hipsters :D
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited April 2018
    R.i.p Tottenhams FA cup chance
    Post edited by mel the bell on
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • R.i.p Tottenhams FA cup chance

    No, there's a great chance they'll win FA!
  • R.i.p Tottenhams FA cup chance

    No, there's a great chance they'll win FA!
    heh heh
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • RIP Mini Me.....
  • Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Stlll hasn't beaten your age, eh Grey Key? ;)
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • Yup, they don't know about me !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ^^^ Shhhh! You might wake up that one older-than-thee person ... karingal!
    What now?
  • Ah yes, the legendary Karingal. However his age is mental not physical like Grey Key. In fact legend has it that Karingal changes host bodies every 30 years.
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • Luny wrote: »
    Ah yes, the legendary Karingal. However his age is mental not physical like Grey Key. In fact legend has it that Karingal changes host bodies every 30 years.
    "Legendary", yeah that sounds about right...

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Mythical sounds better
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • "Legendary", yeah that sounds about right...

    Did auto-correct change "old" to "legendary" ? :p
    So far, so meh :)
  • polomint wrote: »
    "Legendary", yeah that sounds about right...

    Did auto-correct change "old" to "legendary" ? :p
    No, correct 1st time...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Leg end.
    What now?
  • You can tell were getting old. We have become obsessed with who's died.
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  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    You can tell were getting old. We have become obsessed with who's died.
    Because all those music , tv, film stars we grew up with are now popping off (except Grey Keys and Richard Chandlers, they were doing it in the victorian era)
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    You can tell were getting old. We have become obsessed with who's died.
    Because all those music , tv, film stars we grew up with are now popping off (except Grey Keys and Richard Chandlers, they were doing it in the victorian era)

    What films were they in?
  • If only, they didn't have film cameras when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    You can tell were getting old. We have become obsessed with who's died.
    Because all those music , tv, film stars we grew up with are now popping off (except Grey Keys and Richard Chandlers, they were doing it in the victorian era)

    What films were they in?
    those little silent peep show ones where people walk really really fast
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Former masterchef finalist died yesterday doing the London Marathon
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-43864835

    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Scottie_uk wrote: »
    You can tell were getting old. We have become obsessed with who's died.
    Because all those music , tv, film stars we grew up with are now popping off (except Grey Keys and Richard Chandlers, they were doing it in the victorian era)

    What films were they in?
    those little silent peep show ones where people walk really really fast

    and where the maid starts to take her clothes off and your money runs out.
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
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