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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY GENTLEMEN!

mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
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For all of you blessed with children and probably grand children too.

My darling daughter rang at dawn and got "What the hell do you mean by it, eh? Calling on a Sunday and at this hour!
I'm sick and tired of phone scammers and....oh......

Sorry dear, thank you very much! Yes, I love you too, bet your brothers don't remember."


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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    And she said "Brothers? You mean I have brothers? Does mum know?"...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    I demand an Uncles Day! :))

    I would win! :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    rich_chandler wrote: »
    And she said "Brothers? You mean I have brothers? Does mum know?"...

    Obliquely speaking there may be more to that cheerful slur than you realize. Partly why she's an ex-wife. I'm on number 3 now, they just don't make 'em like they used to....


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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    rich_chandler wrote: »
    And she said "Brothers? You mean I have brothers? Does mum know?"...

    Obliquely speaking there may be more to that cheerful slur than you realize. Partly why she's an ex-wife. I'm on number 3 now, they just don't make 'em like they used to....
    LOL, I've married just once, I never make the same mistake twice...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    mik3d3nch wrote: »
    rich_chandler wrote: »
    And she said "Brothers? You mean I have brothers? Does mum know?"...

    Obliquely speaking there may be more to that cheerful slur than you realize. Partly why she's an ex-wife. I'm on number 3 now, they just don't make 'em like they used to....
    LOL, I've married just once, I never make the same mistake twice...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    Almost fell over this morning, son presented me with a printer/scanner for Fathers day.

    SON: "Your printer is ****, got you a new one, now mum can stop printing crap to mine and using up all my ink"

    ME: "Are you going to wish me happy Fathers day?"

    SON: "Don't push it..."
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2019
    My eldest niece just came downstairs and said to me "Happy Fathers Day!" before she left, I said "Not a father, but maybe one day, I demand Uncles Day!", she said "You're as good as"....I'm not gonna deny it I almost cried....

    Nicest thing anybody has said to me for ages B-)
    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    Good for you mate. I'n sure you feel pleased at that testimonial.


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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    My eldest niece just came downstairs and said to me "Happy Fathers Day!" before she left, I said "Not a father, but maybe one day, I demand Uncles Day!", she said "You're as good as"....I'm not gonna deny it I almost cried....

    Nicest thing anybody has said to me for ages B-)

    Enjoy the moment.

    mel will be along soon to verbally abuse you and make you feel like your old self...

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Probably :))
    Every night is curry night!
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    My eldest niece just came downstairs and said to me "Happy Fathers Day!"

    It's almost like she knows something you don't...
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