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3000th post

mel the bellmel the bell
edited September 2005 in Chit chat
im im gonna *wank cock* like a lister lovin' motherfucker oh yeah

*gets picture cranked up*
http://specchums.org/cssfaces/listerbig.jpg
Post edited by mel the bell on
Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling

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  • FRGT/10FRGT/10
    edited September 2005
    Now the final barrier that held us from the end of the world has finally broken.

    Guess were really screwed now.
    Thank god Im going away for a week.
    But I wont have internet there so Im safe...for now...

    *starts singing* Everyooone-has-had-more-sex-than-me...
  • FilFil
    edited September 2005
    In honour of this event, I will post some recent Listerisms (the site really needs to be updated):

    [22:38] <Lister> tubgirl is worse than goatse
    [22:39] <Lee_dC> you think goatse is better?
    [22:39] <Lister> yeah

    [22:57] <Lister> I've not had a wank since, erm, wednesday :)
    [22:57] <Fil> too much information
    [22:58] <Lister> if I wank too often, I find it hard to piss straight

    [20:50] <Lister> watch me create advanced wanking simulator :)

    I won't include the long post when he confessed to drinking pints of something unpleasant.
  • JimDiGrizLovesAngelinaJimDiGrizLovesAngelina
    edited September 2005
    Kong Rat Relations to mel.

    & Lister!
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