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The Terrible and Corny Joke ThreadC'mon lets here em... give us your worst!! :D Whats the difference between a Nun at the Alter and a Nun in the Bath One has hope in her soul and t…
[quote] Why did the chicken cross the road...?[/quote]
Because it in a Tesco's bag.... and frozen solid. -
Early screenshots which differ from the final productI thought it would be interesting to try and list games that looked different in the previews/reviews to the final product. I'll start off with an ea…
... black (and white) of the road. It's possible that all ... left edge of the road conveniently doesn't cross any slanted parts ... -
Early screenshots which differ from the final productI thought it would be interesting to try and list games that looked different in the previews/reviews to the final product. I'll start off with an ea…
... black (and white) of the road. It's possible that all ... left edge of the road conveniently doesn't cross any slanted parts ... -
UK (And US) Charts, Still DisgracefulReally now. UK 1. Sugarbabes vs. Girls Aloud "Walk This Way" (who?) 2. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (please, can No Doubt reunite…
... what you get if you cross the voices of Freddy Murcury ... 'Elton John's Yellow Brick Road'ish. He sounds a little ... -
UK (And US) Charts, Still DisgracefulReally now. UK 1. Sugarbabes vs. Girls Aloud "Walk This Way" (who?) 2. Gwen Stefani (featuring Akon) "The Sweet Escape" (please, can No Doubt reunite…
... what you get if you cross the voices of Freddy Murcury ... 'Elton John's Yellow Brick Road'ish. He sounds a little ... -
Working from home pros and consI have changed job location from London to Southampton but live in Wiltshire. I now only have to be at work 3 days a week and can work the other two …
... my trips to Southampton I cross Salisbury Plain and nothing concentrates ... fcuk off tank crossing the road in front of you. :o -
DeathTime stopped. DEATH looked at the hourglass, with disappointment. If you can tell disappointment from a skeleton in a cloak, that is. "IT IS NOT TI…
... so, we have to cross a road on a blind corner. ... when you're on the road, and can only see a ... the other side of the road.
Anyway, this ... van came screaming up the road and took the bend at ... had we been crossing the road at the time, been sufficient ... -
I'm a naughty little man!I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has …
... , look again and cross.
the green cross code man made that ... no law you should never cross a road without using either a ... aid you in crossing the road. ring 999 if need be ... -
I'm a naughty little man!I've had quite a dodgy week or so, some rather disturbing news back home (bad things going on with my ma, but I won't bore you with the details) has …
... , look again and cross.
the green cross code man made that ... no law you should never cross a road without using either a ... aid you in crossing the road. ring 999 if need be ... -
sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…
Q: Why did the chav cross the road?
A: To start a ... -
Which lucky bast lives in Nottingham?[url]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320175397274[/url] Looks like a good lot to me. :)
... 'll be helping old grannies cross the road next ! Luckily i work ... -
Duel Of The Games #8 : HoraceMore poll madness... :) Which is your favourite Horace game then? I'm voting for Hungry Horace. Skiing is probably equally as good but I played the …
... stand still whilst crossing the road instead of dashing left and ... all the time. The Green Cross Code man would have had ... -
POLL: Pizza guy hit by car - real or fake?Somebody put up a poll please? Pizza guy hit by car - real or fake? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticZMs2hwv0&feature=related[/url] Cheers! …
... by the side of the road, and the pizza up the ... be tharr... next toim you cross the road."
Thanks ... -
Possibly the worst story of 2008 so farOnly in America ...and only in Alabama. [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321249,00.html[/url] Read this online yesterday but couldn't post…
... =psj3809;236981] Causes so much road rage, people overtake dangerously etc ... such, no longer bother getting cross, outraged, or even annoyed at ... -
a jokeA lord after a wedding night wakes up and says to his lady : - I hope, you stood pregnant. - Why you are asking ? - I hope, that the laughful movemen…
Why did the monkey cross the road?
...i forgot
or why did the plane crash
cos the pilot was a tomato
whats white and wears checked trousers
rupert the fridge -
Do you have a pet?Here's my cat (Speccy), taking advantage of the TS2068's overheating: [url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/zxspectrum/P1010005.jpg[/url]
... mongrel shitsu cross thingy that was scraped of a road after being ... -
Tramp-Fighting Bumbot Dalek!![url]http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?videoId=543c9688-d625-4eb2-9734-ea685854da86&sMPlaylistID=[/url] Discuss.....
... stunt. It can barely cross a road never mind stop a five ... -
So... who's got a Wii then?We've got one :-D Have had it for almost 2 weeks now. Only got RE4, Brain Training and the Sonic game so far (aswell as the obvious Wii Sports). B…
[QUOTE=bobs;264837]There is a skiing game in it, but it's very short.[/QUOTE]
I hope you don't have to cross the road first!!
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I *do* wish Americans wouldn't strengthen their stereotype[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7416120.stm[/url] "Buy a car, get a free gun!"
... wait for my enemy to cross the road, but its worth the ... -
Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
2 biscuits trying to cross the road, one runs out into the ... -
Worst driving behaviours....?Can anyone explain to me why most drivers in the UK seem to think it's ok to sit in lanes 2 and/or 3 of a three-lane road despite the fact that the i…
... contintental/American) onto a main road.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
cross one lane of traffic. -
Worst driving behaviours....?Can anyone explain to me why most drivers in the UK seem to think it's ok to sit in lanes 2 and/or 3 of a three-lane road despite the fact that the i…
... , i dont go on the road, i just go on the ... i stop for them they cross over. -
Worst driving behaviours....?Can anyone explain to me why most drivers in the UK seem to think it's ok to sit in lanes 2 and/or 3 of a three-lane road despite the fact that the i…
... i stop for them they cross over.[/quote]
road without looking, or the ... path of lorries turning at road junctions
... IIRC)
bicycles are road vehicles, they deserve as ... respect as any other road user, but the ... -
Competition Time: LightbulbsHow many Wossers does it take to scew in(or twist) a lightbulb? Best answer wins a prize.
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Incidentally, why did Mile cross the road?
Because his ... -
Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had ... McNuggets. Then it crossed the road into it's parents car ... -
Attention Arjun (and people interested in BASIC games programming).I've been looking at the games created by [URL="http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekpub.cgi?regexp=^EP+Software$&model=spectrum"]Angel Ortega/EP S…
... /> Incidentally, why did the spud cross the road?
Because it ... -
Guess who has passed his driving test this morning ?????Hoorah, i passed my driving test today with 1 minor fault, if you hear of a spate of car accidents in Wakefield you will know i have just got my firs…
... enraged that they can't road rage effectively.
Never ... and in front of the cross member and radiator of a ... -
Guess who has passed his driving test this morning ?????Hoorah, i passed my driving test today with 1 minor fault, if you hear of a spate of car accidents in Wakefield you will know i have just got my firs…
... enraged that they can't road rage effectively.
Never ... and in front of the cross member and radiator of a ... -
mouseim sat in my attic messing on the computer, and this mouse jumps out, so i screamed and it ran off. well i know where its hiding, but im proper shitt…
... a swan and its chicks cross a road, put his foot down ... -
Games for kidsCan anyone recomend any good games for kids? Our 5 year old loves games, but she gets really fed up with modern Windows games cos the interface on m…
Horace goes skiing is worth a try although the initial cross-the-road section might be annoying.
Then there is flip=flap, a pin-ball game which requires 2 keys to control.
