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  • Sinclair Basic Vs PascalWith the rise of the structured programming movement (Jackson et al) was it wise to put the Basic programming language into the Spectrum. By this ti…

    ... ]http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/helloworld.html[/url]

    Ralf Ralf September 2006 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • My Xbox 360's broke!My Xbox 360 has broke :( I loaded up Dead Rising and as soon as the title screen started, the screen went black and the sound stopped. I took the dis…

    If it's broke then tell it to get a job!

    (sorry, this should be under the Terrible and Corny Joke thread ;-) )
    Skarpo Skarpo October 2006 Chit chat
  • My Xbox 360's broke!My Xbox 360 has broke :( I loaded up Dead Rising and as soon as the title screen started, the screen went black and the sound stopped. I took the dis…

    i refuse to lower myself to such childish jokes









    *takes tongue out of cheek*
    mel the bell mel the bell October 2006 Chit chat
  • The Terrible and Corny Joke ThreadC'mon lets here em... give us your worst!! :D Whats the difference between a Nun at the Alter and a Nun in the Bath One has hope in her soul and t…

    Erm... I think these have veered away from "corny" towards "as tasteless as possible"...
    udgoverload udgoverload October 2006 Chit chat
  • The Terrible and Corny Joke ThreadC'mon lets here em... give us your worst!! :D Whats the difference between a Nun at the Alter and a Nun in the Bath One has hope in her soul and t…

    Heres a corny one

    How much does a cockney pay for shampoo ?

    Paan Ten
    festershinetop festershinetop October 2006 Chit chat
  • Anyone recommend a descent routerIm in the process of migrating away from tiscali (spit) and will have to give them back the usb modem router (think thats what its called). The isp …

    [QUOTE=Scottie_uk]Unlike a good woman I don?t appreciate it when a router goes down on me :D[/QUOTE]

    with those kinds of jokes you must be beating them off with a stick. :)
    mile mile October 2006 Chit chat
  • The Terrible and Corny Joke ThreadC'mon lets here em... give us your worst!! :D Whats the difference between a Nun at the Alter and a Nun in the Bath One has hope in her soul and t…

    you should put all these jokes in a book.....



    .... then burn it.
    mile mile October 2006 Chit chat
  • Summarise an authorGame time again! :) Think of an author, then of a short paragraph which sums up his or her [i]entire[/i] output (or at least 90% anyway)... Here goe…

    Terry Pratchett - Dungeons and Dragons with jokes, (and not many dungeons)
    thx1138 thx1138 October 2006 Chit chat
  • Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.

    ... was making all the sick jokes, and finished with the line ...
    thx1138 thx1138 November 2006 Chit chat
  • Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.

    ... early 40's ... starts her jokes normal but slow and then ... of her crude and awful jokes. I am completely and utterly ...
    Skarpo Skarpo November 2006 Chit chat
  • Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.

    ... more subversive than jjust sick jokes,.
    thx1138 thx1138 November 2006 Chit chat
  • What`s your all time favourite three filmsWhat`s your all time favourite three films, stretch it out by all means if it`s hard to decide on just three. Wanting to watch some cool stuff over C…

    ... superb cast, and timeless jokes. Usually rubbish jokes, but the excellent cast ...
    ewgf ewgf November 2006 Chit chat
  • Firefox (new thoughts)Maybe more people would use Firefox if there was a version for the Speccy! [code] 10 PRINT AT 2, 2; "Press F for Firefox or I for M$IE" 20 LET K$=IN…

    ... one. Then again, the old jokes are the classics for a ...
    Ian Hamilton Ian Hamilton November 2006 Chit chat
  • Games which are just about impossible to *not* completeWe've had a thread about games which can't be completed (revived by me to add Xavior to the hall of shame), so how about games which you're almost ce…

    ... ' adventure, though many of the jokes will only be understood by ...
    robert@fm robert@fm November 2006 Games
  • Firefox (new thoughts)Maybe more people would use Firefox if there was a version for the Speccy! [code] 10 PRINT AT 2, 2; "Press F for Firefox or I for M$IE" 20 LET K$=IN…

    If you are here to "come" for a hug, then you'll have to talk to some other people ... erm ... I'm not going make any Mel the Bell jokes now though.

    ;-)
    Skarpo Skarpo November 2006 Chit chat
  • Jet PacYou know, I'm sure that the title for this should be "Jet Pac", not "Jetpac" as it is on WoS (and SPOT). Everywhere on the inlay it's referred to as …

    An alias has been added.

    Jokes aside, could I please ask not to ridicule the few people who actually help out by providing corrections to the database?
    mheide mheide December 2006 Infoseek database
  • Striker not working?I've downloaded Striker (by Cult) and it doesn't seem to want to run at all. Any ideas? I'm using Spectaculator and also DSpec on my nintendo DS. ht…

    Cue the "It's definitely not Striker" jokes. :D
    robert@fm robert@fm December 2006 Games
  • Boxes and Boxes of Books!!![URL="http://zxgoldenyears.com/images/books.jpg"]Yaaaay!!! I got books. I got books. I got books.[/URL] Do you got books? Andrew (Sorry... a …

    [QUOTE=karingal]Nice basket...[/QUOTE]
    gah bast
    i was gonna say that, how dare you nick my jokes
    mel the bell mel the bell December 2006 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • Cartoon legend Barbera dies at 9595 is fair old age though... [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6191999.stm[/url]

    The live action Scooby movies were both jokes although I thought Matthew Lillard did a good job as Shaggy with the CGI Scooby.
    zeropolis79 zeropolis79 December 2006 Chit chat
  • New text adventure from ZXIFTwo games in one week! It is my absolute pleasure to announce ZXIF's second release, a brand new text adventure going by the name of 'Floarea Soarel…

    ... a popular idiot in folklore jokes and song. Or at least ...
    Vampyre Vampyre December 2006 Games
  • Are Big Brother Danielle and Jade racist or are they just fucking bullies?There seems to be a big hoo-ha about this at the moment, with the story actually making the news headlines on at least two of the channel I was watch…

    ... a problem with people making jokes about my accent, but if ...
    mile mile January 2007 Chit chat
  • Blimey - too much water can kill you?To be fair, I had heard that drinking too much water (ordinary, clean, healthy water, not poisoned or anything) could be fatal, but I had wondered if…

    ... not a reason to make jokes.

    just remember about ...
    mile mile February 2007 Chit chat
  • Blimey - too much water can kill you?To be fair, I had heard that drinking too much water (ordinary, clean, healthy water, not poisoned or anything) could be fatal, but I had wondered if…

    ... not a reason to make jokes.

    just remember about ...
    BruceNorton BruceNorton February 2007 Chit chat
  • American ParanoiaI just had to write about this: Yesterday, Jan. 31, a bunch of suspicious light emiting packages were found in Boston, MA: LED magnetic lights with a…

    Not really it becomes rather tedious after you've seen about 2 episodes and they just repeat the same jokes over and over.
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek February 2007 Chit chat
  • Best ever children's TV programmesSo what were your favourite kid's TV shows?

    ... Bend hmmm fart an arse jokes aplenty, I quite liked it ...
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek February 2007 Chit chat
  • SpecEmu 2.4 releaseSince SpecEmu has been at 2.4 beta for as long as I can remember I think it's about time I made a proper 2.4 release for its users :) Major new feat…

    ... overview table to get such 'jokes'. There was many hours of ...
    piters piters February 2007 Emulators
  • Top 25 PlatformersAt Retro Gamer we love feedback from readers and are constantly looking for ways to integrate your thoughts and opinions into the magazine. Anyway,…

    ... of playing. Loads of bad jokes, movie rip offs and of ...
    ADJB ADJB February 2007 Games
  • Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…

    ... adult cartoons (most of the jokes where way to elaborate for ...
    VanTammen VanTammen February 2007 Chit chat
  • Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…

    ... also tell from the in-jokes (mainly the comic book guy ...
    mile mile February 2007 Chit chat
  • Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…

    ... it did some quite British jokes and situations, it wasn't ...
    udgoverload udgoverload February 2007 Chit chat
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