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  • Photoshop fun[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/zxspectrum/BillGates.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/zxspectrum/Batman_the_movie.j…

    [QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;343887]That is quality :lol:[/QUOTE]

    ... and quantity! :lol:



    EDIT: I must say I found this picture from a jokes & humour web... very, very funny.
    JuanF. Ramirez JuanF. Ramirez April 2009 Chit chat
  • post your preferred 'up-down-left-right-fire' keys redefinefor me, and for some reason it was Emlyn hughes back in the day that got me attatched to this, from then on and to this day I will always redefine my…

    ... .

    *waits for pervy jokes :D[/QUOTE]

    * Boozefreek ...
    jp jp April 2009 Games
  • Frying Iphones, a warningWell I've managed to fry 2 iphones in 1 year. Thought I would post a warning on what not to do and maybe help someone else out. I charge my iphone a…

    [QUOTE=andrew_rollings;345704]When you say the iphones go "funny" what exact symptoms are you describing?[/QUOTE]

    It starts telling Bohusk type jokes?
    Scottie_uk Scottie_uk April 2009 Chit chat
  • Frying Iphones, a warningWell I've managed to fry 2 iphones in 1 year. Thought I would post a warning on what not to do and maybe help someone else out. I charge my iphone a…

    [QUOTE=Scottie_uk;345707]It starts telling Bohusk type jokes?[/QUOTE]

    No, it starts behave like old Spectrum after warranty time.
    bohusk bohusk April 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    I thought about putting this one in the sick jokes thread...

    Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

    3.14159265 dead.
    Daren Daren April 2009 Chit chat
  • The Official Red Dwarf ThreadFOUR MINUTES TO GO! I can't fucking wait!

    ... least plugged the gaps after jokes!
    MattLamb MattLamb April 2009 Chit chat
  • Youtube DumpI think there was a thread containing only Youtube vids before but I can't find it so here's a new one. To start, here's my current favourite Mighty …

    ... - and no "Chuck-Key Egg" jokes, please!
    frobush frobush April 2009 Chit chat
  • Your www.speedtest.net resultsI find my result as error, because I have subscribed 20Mbits. [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/452294468.png[/IMG]…

    ... or 3 years. They crack jokes about downloading the Internet............every ...
    alanspec alanspec April 2009 Chit chat
  • Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…

    It's a pitty that I am not skilled enough in english, I would better understand your jokes and intentions...

    (this is a very good sig..:-))
    bohusk bohusk April 2009 Chit chat
  • Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…

    ... , I would better understand your jokes and intentions...

    (this ... fail to understand ZnorXman's jokes and intentions too.
    beanz beanz April 2009 Chit chat
  • Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…

    [QUOTE=beanz;349058]Don't worry, I am English and I fail to understand ZnorXman's jokes and intentions too.[/QUOTE]

    Especially the intentions :D
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek April 2009 Chit chat
  • Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…

    [QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;349067]Especially the intentions :D[/QUOTE]

    ... and in particular any unintentional jokes, those are the worstest.
    ZnorXman ZnorXman April 2009 Chit chat
  • Today I could fok....That was an opportunity ! Juro, a friend of mine had name-day today, he made a party, we came there and Martin, other friend brought there a nice gir…

    Is this one of your jokes :p
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek April 2009 Chit chat
  • Swine flu......anybody got it yet?

    ... headlines began. Cue umpteen pig jokes!
    Graz Graz April 2009 Chit chat
  • Swine flu......anybody got it yet?

    ... headlines began. Cue umpteen pig jokes![/QUOTE]

    Graz, you ... 'm no good with animal jokes :-(
    ZnorXman ZnorXman April 2009 Chit chat
  • Swine flu......anybody got it yet?

    I think a lot of you making jokes need to think of those that have lost their lives and stop being pig ignorant.
    beanz beanz May 2009 Chit chat
  • A request for a funny thread.I have not belly laughed in WOS for quite a while now. Can someone please make me laugh in WOS again? [img]http://www.123cursors.com/freecursors/9337…

    I don't know any Linux jokes.
    beanz beanz May 2009 Chit chat
  • Eeeeeyyooouurrovision!!!Anybody watching? Anybody interested? Terry's not doing it this year, its going to be Graham Norton. :o Is this the beggining of a new Eurovision …

    ... wont be able to make jokes about gingers, people with a ...
    psj3809 psj3809 May 2009 Chit chat
  • Wht do you normally do on a sunday?Monday to Friday is work, Saturday can be either more work or extended drinking sessions so what is Sunday??:o Do you spend all of sunday eating an…

    Monday is now over thank God for that, the worst part of the week is gone although tuesday aint exactly a bed of roses either-what is it they say-top yourself tuesday ha!! Bit over the top though, any day youre alive is great, i know its corny but true.
    Krusty40 Krusty40 May 2009 Chit chat
  • Hurray for the French (Scientology related)Scientology (which is NOT a religion, as it doesn't refer to a god, it's just a cult) is on trial in France, unlike in England where we let anyone in…

    ... ... we need to get the jokes out of the way [I ...
    ZnorXman ZnorXman May 2009 Chit chat
  • Top Tips!NEVER return to a chip pan if it has failed to ingnite. Follow the chip pan code.

    ... people for really, really bad jokes.

    All will be ...
    Lee Fogarty Lee Fogarty May 2009 Chit chat
  • Top Tips!NEVER return to a chip pan if it has failed to ingnite. Follow the chip pan code.

    ... people for really, really bad jokes.

    All will be ...
    frobush frobush May 2009 Chit chat
  • resident evil zxi thought i might write a text adventure based on the first resident evil game. i'd be happy to map the thing out and write all the code/ text and t…

    ... human being who makes knob jokes and that, and here you ...
    Danforth Danforth May 2009 New game ideas
  • House been burgledHello folks, Been offline for the last 7 days on a fantastic beer trip with some mates. However, our house was burgled at 5am on the first morning …

    ... this is no time for jokes really.
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek June 2009 Chit chat
  • Spin problems/issuesI am running Spin 0.666 and have noticed a few issues (some are bugs, some might be just me). I am using Vista sp1 (yeah I know!), and I've seen Dunn…

    [quote=Dunny;358707]I find them bland unless they're chipped or roasted.

    D.[/quote]That jokes been coming for a while now, it was only a matter of time...
    rich_chandler rich_chandler June 2009 Emulators
  • Your favourite HHGTTG thing?I was talking to a mate today, and the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy came up in conversation, and we found out that whilst I think the novels are…

    ... touch with the little in-jokes and references to the radio ...
    The Starglider The Starglider June 2009 Chit chat
  • I am currently watching.....This stems from a rant Mel did months ago on the currently listening to thread, and he suggested starting a thread like this to somebody (sorry can't…

    ... good that, prolly as many jokes as a league of gentleman ...
    mile mile June 2009 Chit chat
  • I am currently watching.....This stems from a rant Mel did months ago on the currently listening to thread, and he suggested starting a thread like this to somebody (sorry can't…

    ... good that, prolly as many jokes as a league of gentleman ...
    mel the bell mel the bell June 2009 Chit chat
  • Caption Compo!Time for a caption compo methinks... Rules are: 10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder" 20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever …

    ... />
    not really, yet no jokes about being taken up the ...
    BiNMaN BiNMaN June 2009 Chit chat
  • Russian Translations...As i have once again been reminded (by the "Homebrew games" thread), there are some funky looking Russian games that I can't play due to not understa…

    ... , particularly with Russian idioms and jokes! (of which the game has ...
    Digital Prawn Digital Prawn June 2009 Games
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