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Photoshop fun[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/zxspectrum/BillGates.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/zxspectrum/Batman_the_movie.j…
[QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;343887]That is quality :lol:[/QUOTE]
... and quantity! :lol:
EDIT: I must say I found this picture from a jokes & humour web... very, very funny. -
post your preferred 'up-down-left-right-fire' keys redefinefor me, and for some reason it was Emlyn hughes back in the day that got me attatched to this, from then on and to this day I will always redefine my…
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*waits for pervy jokes :D[/QUOTE]
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Frying Iphones, a warningWell I've managed to fry 2 iphones in 1 year. Thought I would post a warning on what not to do and maybe help someone else out. I charge my iphone a…
[QUOTE=andrew_rollings;345704]When you say the iphones go "funny" what exact symptoms are you describing?[/QUOTE]
It starts telling Bohusk type jokes? -
Frying Iphones, a warningWell I've managed to fry 2 iphones in 1 year. Thought I would post a warning on what not to do and maybe help someone else out. I charge my iphone a…
[QUOTE=Scottie_uk;345707]It starts telling Bohusk type jokes?[/QUOTE]
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Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
I thought about putting this one in the sick jokes thread...
Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.14159265 dead. -
The Official Red Dwarf ThreadFOUR MINUTES TO GO! I can't fucking wait!
... least plugged the gaps after jokes! -
Youtube DumpI think there was a thread containing only Youtube vids before but I can't find it so here's a new one. To start, here's my current favourite Mighty …
... - and no "Chuck-Key Egg" jokes, please! -
Your www.speedtest.net resultsI find my result as error, because I have subscribed 20Mbits. [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/452294468.png[/IMG]…
... or 3 years. They crack jokes about downloading the Internet............every ... -
Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…
It's a pitty that I am not skilled enough in english, I would better understand your jokes and intentions...
(this is a very good sig..:-)) -
Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…
... , I would better understand your jokes and intentions...
(this ... fail to understand ZnorXman's jokes and intentions too. -
Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…
[QUOTE=beanz;349058]Don't worry, I am English and I fail to understand ZnorXman's jokes and intentions too.[/QUOTE]
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Your computer rooms, shrines and such.Just over a year ago, the wife suggested I move all my computery bits into the largest room in the house. Only recently have I made some progress in…
[QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;349067]Especially the intentions :D[/QUOTE]
... and in particular any unintentional jokes, those are the worstest. -
Swine flu......anybody got it yet?
... headlines began. Cue umpteen pig jokes! -
Swine flu......anybody got it yet?
... headlines began. Cue umpteen pig jokes![/QUOTE]
Graz, you ... 'm no good with animal jokes :-( -
Swine flu......anybody got it yet?
I think a lot of you making jokes need to think of those that have lost their lives and stop being pig ignorant. -
Eeeeeyyooouurrovision!!!Anybody watching? Anybody interested? Terry's not doing it this year, its going to be Graham Norton. :o Is this the beggining of a new Eurovision …
... wont be able to make jokes about gingers, people with a ... -
Wht do you normally do on a sunday?Monday to Friday is work, Saturday can be either more work or extended drinking sessions so what is Sunday??:o Do you spend all of sunday eating an…
Monday is now over thank God for that, the worst part of the week is gone although tuesday aint exactly a bed of roses either-what is it they say-top yourself tuesday ha!! Bit over the top though, any day youre alive is great, i know its corny but true. -
Hurray for the French (Scientology related)Scientology (which is NOT a religion, as it doesn't refer to a god, it's just a cult) is on trial in France, unlike in England where we let anyone in…
... ... we need to get the jokes out of the way [I ... -
Top Tips!NEVER return to a chip pan if it has failed to ingnite. Follow the chip pan code.
... people for really, really bad jokes.
All will be ... -
Top Tips!NEVER return to a chip pan if it has failed to ingnite. Follow the chip pan code.
... people for really, really bad jokes.
All will be ... -
resident evil zxi thought i might write a text adventure based on the first resident evil game. i'd be happy to map the thing out and write all the code/ text and t…
... human being who makes knob jokes and that, and here you ... -
Spin problems/issuesI am running Spin 0.666 and have noticed a few issues (some are bugs, some might be just me). I am using Vista sp1 (yeah I know!), and I've seen Dunn…
[quote=Dunny;358707]I find them bland unless they're chipped or roasted.
D.[/quote]That jokes been coming for a while now, it was only a matter of time... -
Your favourite HHGTTG thing?I was talking to a mate today, and the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy came up in conversation, and we found out that whilst I think the novels are…
... touch with the little in-jokes and references to the radio ... -
I am currently watching.....This stems from a rant Mel did months ago on the currently listening to thread, and he suggested starting a thread like this to somebody (sorry can't…
... good that, prolly as many jokes as a league of gentleman ... -
I am currently watching.....This stems from a rant Mel did months ago on the currently listening to thread, and he suggested starting a thread like this to somebody (sorry can't…
... good that, prolly as many jokes as a league of gentleman ... -
Caption Compo!Time for a caption compo methinks... Rules are: 10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder" 20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever …
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not really, yet no jokes about being taken up the ... -
Russian Translations...As i have once again been reminded (by the "Homebrew games" thread), there are some funky looking Russian games that I can't play due to not understa…
... , particularly with Russian idioms and jokes! (of which the game has ...