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Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
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Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
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Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
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Worst driving behaviours....?Can anyone explain to me why most drivers in the UK seem to think it's ok to sit in lanes 2 and/or 3 of a three-lane road despite the fact that the i…
... also be legally difficult. Pedestrians, horse riders, and cyclists have the ... on the road, unlike cyclists, horse riders and pedestrians. (There's ... -
UnicornsFact or Myth...you decide! [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365629,00.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Necros;278043]Well, all legends usually have a factual origin, as the article mentions.[/QUOTE]
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a girl in my mindI am missing a girlfriend. Newly I met little waitress in a bufet near my residence. She is very nice, has beautiful hair, but here is big problem : …
... 'm getting on my high-horse about this, but someone very ... -
I'm walking around in Derby againlike in the other thread when I found that latvian bird's passport and the policemen were everywhere they really fucking creep me out they do looki…
... the women in Nottingham were horse-faced Daddies girls at University ... -
I'm walking around in Derby againlike in the other thread when I found that latvian bird's passport and the policemen were everywhere they really fucking creep me out they do looki…
[QUOTE=Fudgepacker;282826]that most of the women in Nottingham were horse-faced Daddies girls at University.[/QUOTE]
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Spectrum Arcade ConversionsI have added my Spectrum Conversion Classics video to YouTube is you fancy taking a look. It is my top 10 arcade conversions and follows up the vid I…
myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... to qualify on the springboard / horse jump bit before, but it ...myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... to qualify on the springboard / horse jump bit before, but it ...myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... to qualify on the springboard / horse jump bit before, but it ... soon as you hit the horse, that's where it looks ...myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... soon as you hit the horse, that's where it looks ...myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... fire to jump off the horse - I also found this easier ...myspeccy.org - online gaming which auto-saves scoresIt's a blimmin' miracle - I'm most impressed.
... fire to jump off the horse - I also found this easier ...Does anyone here have footware that u don't drive in ??I ask this because i have been having driving lessons since last November and have always had difficulty doing the manouvres, turn in road reverse ro…
[QUOTE=swordheart;283851]oooeerr kinky boots[/QUOTE]
i'll post you a pic of my horse riding boots. ;-)Does anyone here have footware that u don't drive in ??I ask this because i have been having driving lessons since last November and have always had difficulty doing the manouvres, turn in road reverse ro…
[QUOTE=mile;283852]i'll post you a pic of my horse riding boots. ;-)[/QUOTE]
i dread to think mile :)Does anyone here have footware that u don't drive in ??I ask this because i have been having driving lessons since last November and have always had difficulty doing the manouvres, turn in road reverse ro…
[QUOTE=swordheart;283854]i dread to think mile :)[/QUOTE]
he he he.....
oh wait they are actually horse riding boots, i use them when i ride horses. nothing too exciting, i'm afraid. lolDoes anyone here have footware that u don't drive in ??I ask this because i have been having driving lessons since last November and have always had difficulty doing the manouvres, turn in road reverse ro…
[QUOTE=mile;283856]he he he.....
oh wait they are actually horse riding boots, i use them when i ride horses. nothing too exciting, i'm afraid. lol[/QUOTE]
Ferrets, horses ... what's next mile???Today, I accidentally stumbled across...I was searching for information on a movie where one of the characters was brainwashed or something and had a code contained in his brain and it was …
... "Pegasus", the most famous flying horse in mythology... and the name ...Viva Las Vegas!!Boy oh boy have I got it good. I'm now in Las Vegas staying in a luxury suite in the Las Vegas Hilton. I've been to the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam …
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i'm not a horse. really i shoud l think ...Viva Las Vegas!!Boy oh boy have I got it good. I'm now in Las Vegas staying in a luxury suite in the Las Vegas Hilton. I've been to the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam …
... =mile;286706]i'm a horse. really i shoud l think ...Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]
... you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer ... a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass ...B&W output only - not sure which pins to useHi, Looks like my PSOne LCD screen needs a composite and not an RF signal, so I'm trying inputting from the RGB to get a composite signal (rather tha…
... they are rarer than rocking horse defecations.
-- RichardAnybody read comics?I've read The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series 1 and 2 and Watchmen by Alan Moore. Just finishing the last five issue of Y - The Last Man ton…
... series, Fear Agent from Dark Horse.
For zombie aficionados, The ... by Adam Warren from Dark Horse.
For an exciting and ... God Exaxxion, also from Dark Horse.
For hilarious stories of ...Sinclair Computer Club???We've nearly finished setting up the Commodore Computer Club (UK) - [url]www.CommodoreComputerClub.co.uk[/url], and I have the domain name for [url]w…
... backed the right 80's horse! [/QUOTE]
We need a ...my stupid moment of the day...My sister usually sends me all sort of crap e-mails, the ones with pps with bunnies and babies and telling how life is wonderfull, and all the jokes …
[QUOTE=VanTammen;290831]I flunked at math in 96...nothing to do with watching the euro cup games instead of [B][SIZE="4"]studing[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]
You are a horse???my stupid moment of the day...My sister usually sends me all sort of crap e-mails, the ones with pps with bunnies and babies and telling how life is wonderfull, and all the jokes …
[QUOTE=ZnorXman;290878]You are a horse???[/QUOTE]
aparently, math wasn't the only thing i flunked that year!PronunciationSo just how do you pronounce Dun Darach, then? Dun Darruck? Dun Da-rack? Let's not even get started on Nonterraqueous... :-P
Heh, good one.
Dun (as in the horse) Dar - ach (the last part as in lo'ch')
Helps to be Scottish or Dutch.