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  • WOS 10th Birthday Bash?I see that WOS will be 10 years old in under six weeks time. Will there be any major surprises coming up? Will there be any TZX Vault updates to cele…

    ... mate, it was just a joke because of all the sexual ...
    mel the bell mel the bell October 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • Emulation Feedback** Extended RTM sessions could over-tax the CPU.

    ... :

    It's a joke, isn't it?... :)

    ADJB ADJB October 2005 Emulators
  • Ghost caught on film ?following on from the halloween story thread - wow - check this out, this is one of those really rare mundane 'sightings' that really are difficult t…

    ... member of staff having a joke)
    Though the wall did ...
    JimDiGrizLovesAngelina JimDiGrizLovesAngelina October 2005 Chit chat
  • WOS 10th Birthday Bash?I see that WOS will be 10 years old in under six weeks time. Will there be any major surprises coming up? Will there be any TZX Vault updates to cele…

    ... it was meant as a joke, but it's nice to ...
    mheide mheide October 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • RUSSIAN LANGUAGE SPEAKERSCronosoft have had a great looking new Russian game submitted - however, we need a translator for the in-game text. Can anyone help bring this game …

    ... goddam pagan Russia (li'l joke:)... Bye
    DJ N.R.G. DJ N.R.G. October 2005 Games
  • Nightwish - Hammersmith Apollo 25/9Anyone else go to the Nightwish concert last night? Great night out.... and pyro! lots of pyro! Support act ( Paradise Lost ) were REALLY good too …

    I saw their video last night and assumed it was some kind of horrible joke. Didnt know it was them until the end.

    It's a bit... pompous no?
    Bluce_Ree Bluce_Ree October 2005 Chit chat
  • Are id Software over rated?The Doom 3 expansion pack (Ressurection of Evil) is due out on the XBox soon, which reminded me of the old argument, which I thought I'd post here; a…

    ... . The level design was a joke too, with next to no ...
    The Starglider The Starglider October 2005 Chit chat
  • JON NORTHHi Jon, i just followed the last thread with some interest. I used to send you hacks years ago and got a few published in YS!! I can only say dont g…

    ... there.
    Karington was only joke there (but who knows...) :)
    piters piters October 2005 Development
  • Nightwish - Hammersmith Apollo 25/9Anyone else go to the Nightwish concert last night? Great night out.... and pyro! lots of pyro! Support act ( Paradise Lost ) were REALLY good too …

    ... was some kind of horrible joke. Didnt know it was them ...
    FRGT/10 FRGT/10 October 2005 Chit chat
  • People suckPeople suck, thats my contention, gimme a pen and paper, an etchosketch, I'll prove it, the truth, the fact, the factorum. I'm tired of this back sta…

    Headache? Reminds me of a joke. Sure it's your head that's sore?
    Lloyd Lloyd October 2005 Chit chat
  • wanted spectrum + membraneI need a spectrum + membrane for a +128 im restoring. Anyone got one or an old plus they are willing to sell or swap for software - obviously i need…

    i have a foreskin to sell



    erm have we done this joke before?

    *feels a hey hey 16k moment coming on*
    mel the bell mel the bell November 2005 Wanted
  • Cronosoft customers - opinions wanted.This might look like a marketting survey, but actually it isn't! Obviously, there is some commercial value to what you have to say, but the research …

    Theres a lot of very funny posts on this forum which is great, just i do find the old 'substitute rolos for a word' joke is a bit weird.

    Its that european humour, just a bit too odd! ;)
    psj3809 psj3809 November 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • OT: Graphic Card problemAhem. It's me again with a computer problem! Last time I posted with a problem I was pleasantly suprised with some insightful answers that helped fix…

    ... . Being in Bombay though, the joke maybe lost on you??
    DEATH DEATH November 2005 Chit chat
  • ZX Spectrum +2 "one with directional keys next to the tape deck"Hi! My dad claims when he had a speccy +2, the directional keys were next to the tape deck. I have a second hand +2 from GameStation (go there for g…

    Can't take a joke dude?

    _________________
    Cao ni - as they say in China

    [ This Message was edited by: DEATH on 2005-11-05 23:39 ]
    DEATH DEATH November 2005 MIA/STP/SDP
  • ZX Spectrum +2 "one with directional keys next to the tape deck"Hi! My dad claims when he had a speccy +2, the directional keys were next to the tape deck. I have a second hand +2 from GameStation (go there for g…

    [quote]
    On 2005-11-05 18:38, DEATH wrote:

    Can't take a joke dude?

    [/quote]
    Yeah, but it's got to be funny...
    rich_chandler rich_chandler November 2005 MIA/STP/SDP
  • Name that demo...I remember a graphic and music demo given away on YS (i think) that i always used to put on after school while doing my homework. It was a polish or…

    yeah, Beruska :) ..nice joke. and it is in czech :D
    Fikee Fikee November 2005 Games
  • Name that demo...I remember a graphic and music demo given away on YS (i think) that i always used to put on after school while doing my homework. It was a polish or…

    btw. (poor) translation of that joke (if anyone cares):
    Beruska = Ladybird/ladybug

    The man: Ladybug, sing please...
    Ladybug: dadaaaadyyydaaa
    [Applause]

    (...well, i have heard better jokes.)
    Fikee Fikee November 2005 Games
  • David Blunkett Releases Statement..... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... …

    Yes everything's a great big joke, until its too near your bone and too close to your home.

    Still, such humour exists and must be part of us. People suck, and thats my contention.
    Ælita Ælita November 2005 Chit chat
  • David Blunkett Releases Statement..... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... …

    Now that was a funny joke!!!
    The Starglider The Starglider November 2005 Chit chat
  • David Blunkett Releases Statement..... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... . ...... ... ......... .... ......... ......... ..... .. .. ... …

    ... i just got sent that joke by txt. Looks like that ...
    psj3809 psj3809 November 2005 Chit chat
  • Classic thread from the past[url="http://www.worldofspectrum.org/forums/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=1485&forum=4&start=0"]http://www.worldofspectrum.org/forums/viewtopic.…

    ... it's just a big joke.

    Skarpo
    :)
    Skarpo Skarpo November 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • Music Lyrics Quiz GameHow about a new game? I'll put down a line from a song and whoever guesses it correctly gets to ask the next question, and so on. It will be fun. He…

    Angels - Marseilles.

    Ummm.

    "I know the animals...are laughing at us
    They don?t even know...what a joke is
    I won?t follow...animal?s advice
    I don?t care...if they?re laughing at us."
    Ælita Ælita November 2005 Chit chat
  • Locale jokesWe all know the classic locale joke (don't we?): "My mother-in-law's gone to the West Indies." "Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." I once …

    Mind you, I heard that joke last night in my [I]local[/I] pub last night so that's near enough. I shut up now. :D
    jil jil November 2005 Chit chat
  • Bloody Nikoli!Every sudoku enthusiast [I][That means you and Carol Vorderman then -- Ed][/I] knows that sudoku originally appeared in the US puzzle magazine [I]Del…

    Welcome to the joke...
    rich_chandler rich_chandler November 2005 Chit chat
  • Locale jokesWe all know the classic locale joke (don't we?): "My mother-in-law's gone to the West Indies." "Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." I once …

    ...
    :)

    PS Good joke btw. I always enjoy play ...
    Skarpo Skarpo November 2005 Chit chat
  • Best Gig!!!Right then, as there seem to be a load of 'best...' or 'favourite....' threads at the moment I thout i'd start anothe one. Whats the best gig(s) you…

    ... 2005.

    3. Killing Joke. Sheps Bush Empire 1995 or ...
    Bluce_Ree Bluce_Ree November 2005 Chit chat
  • How much would you pay for...A fully boxed 48K rubber keyed Spectrum in excellent condition with all the gear that came with it? I'm not selling one - I'm just interested to know…

    ... />
    IT WAS ALL A JOKE!

    I was not ... WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE JOKE! It was her who said ...
    zeropolis79 zeropolis79 November 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • How much would you pay for...A fully boxed 48K rubber keyed Spectrum in excellent condition with all the gear that came with it? I'm not selling one - I'm just interested to know…

    ForgertyLee mostly for the post which sparked my outburst

    karingal - no need for u to apologise - u were going along with the joke.
    zeropolis79 zeropolis79 November 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • How much would you pay for...A fully boxed 48K rubber keyed Spectrum in excellent condition with all the gear that came with it? I'm not selling one - I'm just interested to know…

    [quote]
    On 2005-11-17 17:23, zeropolis79 wrote:
    ForgertyLee mostly for the post which sparked my outburst

    karingal - no need for u to apologise - u were going along with the joke.
    [/quote]
    I wasn't going to ... :lol:
    rich_chandler rich_chandler November 2005 Sinclair Miscellaneous
  • Best Gig!!!Right then, as there seem to be a load of 'best...' or 'favourite....' threads at the moment I thout i'd start anothe one. Whats the best gig(s) you…

    ... /> Robert Smith and Geordie (Killing Joke) are the two greatest guitarists ...
    Bluce_Ree Bluce_Ree November 2005 Chit chat
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