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jokesdoes anyone have any spectrum related jokes? crap & good both accepted
does anyone have any spectrum related jokes?
crap & good both accepted -
German JokesJust been sent this in the office by a mate. I found them funny anyway... Apologies if it offends anyone... GERMAN JOKES: Knock, knock. Who's there…
Wanted! Crap jokesZX Shed will be having some crap jokes for issue 3. So, got any crap jokes you want to share with the world? Don't post them here, send them to me …
... will be having some crap jokes for issue 3.
So, got any crap jokes you want to share with ...JokesYou gotta check out this thread about old jokes, lol [B][url]http://tinyurl.com/27yryy[/url] [/B]
You gotta check out this thread about old jokes, lol
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[/B]Special Games for Special Occasions?Having used the Jasper emulator for my friend's new band website, I am trying to code a bit of javascript to load certain games for special occasions…
... September 11th...and please, no jokes about using Sim City. :("Empire" by FirebirdDownloaded this game of WOS the other night on one of them ol' whims. It looks quite intriguing but, such is life, whilst stuff like Xecutor has a wh…
... the sun (no Pink Floyd jokes!). I would really appreciate if ...Best adventures (from 2 points of view)Allright, adventurers, I'd like your advice on what are the best adventures from 2 points of view: 1 - Best plot, atmosphere (i.e. a game where you …
... the last minute and crack jokes' routines)
Thanks in ...Can you help: Name of game?I seem to remember recorded after a game a 'teletext emulator' program that had jokes about Paul Daniels among other things. I wouldn't mind having …
... 'teletext emulator' program that had jokes about Paul Daniels among other ...Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.One of the funniest stand up comics in recent years passed away end of March (I know, I am slow). Mitch Hedberg was a funny man in the sense that he…
... not everyone laughed at his jokes, but the guy was just ...Any decent jokes ?Heard a good one last night on Baddiel and Skinner.... Linford Christie wants to join a golf club so he goes to one and asks to join, the bloke goes…
Heard a good one last night on Baddiel and Skinner....
Linford Christie wants to join a golf club so he goes to one and asks to join, the bloke goes sorry we dont allow blacks into our club, the club down the road does, its only 10 minutes ...Elvis Presley Just wondering if there's any Elvis fans here, I'm a massive fan with over 160 CD's in my collection (awaits chaosmongers fat Elvis jokes)
Just wondering if there's any Elvis fans here, I'm a massive fan with over 160 CD's in my collection
(awaits chaosmongers fat Elvis jokes)Anybody got any good jokes?Three men on the run from the police. One is English, one is Scottish and the other is (insert ethnic race of choice here). Englishman says "Quick …
Three men on the run from the police. One is English, one is Scottish and the other is (insert ethnic race of choice here).
Englishman says "Quick lets hide in this barn". All three men ran into a barn that just happened to be there.
< ...OT: Graphic Card problemAhem. It's me again with a computer problem! Last time I posted with a problem I was pleasantly suprised with some insightful answers that helped fix…
... two problems - one minor (no jokes now!) and one major. First ...Locale jokesWe all know the classic locale joke (don't we?): "My mother-in-law's gone to the West Indies." "Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." I once …
We all know the classic locale joke (don't we?):
"My mother-in-law's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord."
I once came across a whole stack of those things, but can't remember where nor ...Stewie Griffin - The Untold StoryHas anyone seen this yet. I bought the DVD today and it's really funny. Since it's a straight to DVD release, it doesn't have to worry about TV censo…
... includes shitloads of politically incorrect jokes (my favourite kind :) ).
You Fool!Any one doing any April fool jokes on their better half? ..and no I don't want any to do with cling film.
Any one doing any April fool jokes on their better half?
..and no I don't want any to do with cling film.Chav jokes[url]http://www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Chavs[/url] Yay for Sikipedia!
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Yay for Sikipedia!Share your best practical jokesWhat is the best practical joke you've ever pulled? Mine: I used to work in a bookies in Belfast, and occasionally we would come across small corne…
What is the best practical joke you've ever pulled?
Mine:
I used to work in a bookies in Belfast, and occasionally we would come across small corners ripped off the ?20 notes people would punt with. Whenever we got one, we would ...Worst playground jokes everHere's mine, from the time when Inspector Gadget was popular in primary school: -What do you do when Amy (Inspector Gadget's niece) comes up to you …
Here's mine, from the time when Inspector Gadget was popular in primary school:
-What do you do when Amy (Inspector Gadget's niece) comes up to you in the street?
-Inspector Gadget (Inspect Her Gadget)
Feel free to share ...Perfect Dark (N64) - best FPS ever?Since we're talking about Half-Life 2 on this board, I thought I'd mention Perfect Dark, the best first person shooter ever. Don't believe me? Hardly…
... the gameplay, such as in-jokes and references to other games ...YS: The Complete Revenge Kit?I seem to recall a few issues of Your Sinclair making mention of this mail-order publication, covering practical jokes and things, to be offered alon…
... mail-order publication, covering practical jokes and things, to be offered ...Issue 4Anyone wanting to submit anything for Issue 4 has about a week left. We are aiming for another xmas day release.. Crap jokes, articles, reviews, pr…
Anyone wanting to submit anything for Issue 4 has about a week left. We are aiming for another xmas day release..
Crap jokes, articles, reviews, previews, adverts, etc... contact [EMAIL="lee.fogarty@gmail.com"]me.[/EMAIL]New text adventure from ZXIFTwo games in one week! It is my absolute pleasure to announce ZXIF's second release, a brand new text adventure going by the name of 'Floarea Soarel…
... a popular idiot in folklore jokes and song. Or at least ...Ellen DeGeneres is ...... the most completely useless and unfunny creature I've ever seen. I honestly don't know what they were thinking having her host the Oscars. Her sa…
... Oscars. Her sad excuse at jokes were so embarrassing, I almost ...John Inman diesI hate it when someone on tv you grew up watching passes away, very sad. Used to watch 'Are you being served' when i was a kid, didnt get half the j…
... kid, didnt get half the jokes when i was that young ... i didnt get why those jokes were so funny till i ...Opening Powerpoint presentations using Openofficer 2.0Hey guys. Got another techie problem you might be able to help me with. Every so often I receive jokes in my email that come in the form of Powerpo…
... /> Every so often I receive jokes in my email that come ...Monty Python's Life of BrianMy favourite ever film is Monty Python's Life of Brian, and a lot of people seem to agree. So who here agrees with me, and if not, what is your favou…
... a few funny scenes and jokes, it has scene after scene ...Monday Morning (afternoon GMT) JokesThese are particularly for the ladies.. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------…
These are particularly for the ladies..
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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