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My Xbox 360's broke!My Xbox 360 has broke :( I loaded up Dead Rising and as soon as the title screen started, the screen went black and the sound stopped. I took the dis…
i refuse to lower myself to such childish jokes
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Anyone recommend a descent routerIm in the process of migrating away from tiscali (spit) and will have to give them back the usb modem router (think thats what its called). The isp …
[QUOTE=Scottie_uk]Unlike a good woman I don?t appreciate it when a router goes down on me :D[/QUOTE]
with those kinds of jokes you must be beating them off with a stick. :) -
The Terrible and Corny Joke ThreadC'mon lets here em... give us your worst!! :D Whats the difference between a Nun at the Alter and a Nun in the Bath One has hope in her soul and t…
you should put all these jokes in a book.....
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Summarise an authorGame time again! :) Think of an author, then of a short paragraph which sums up his or her [i]entire[/i] output (or at least 90% anyway)... Here goe…
Terry Pratchett - Dungeons and Dragons with jokes, (and not many dungeons) -
Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.
... was making all the sick jokes, and finished with the line ... -
Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.
... early 40's ... starts her jokes normal but slow and then ... of her crude and awful jokes. I am completely and utterly ... -
Secret Policemans Ball on telly tonight.Looking forward to this one. Not been on for 15 years or summat like.
... more subversive than jjust sick jokes,. -
What`s your all time favourite three filmsWhat`s your all time favourite three films, stretch it out by all means if it`s hard to decide on just three. Wanting to watch some cool stuff over C…
... superb cast, and timeless jokes. Usually rubbish jokes, but the excellent cast ... -
Firefox (new thoughts)Maybe more people would use Firefox if there was a version for the Speccy! [code] 10 PRINT AT 2, 2; "Press F for Firefox or I for M$IE" 20 LET K$=IN…
... one. Then again, the old jokes are the classics for a ... -
Games which are just about impossible to *not* completeWe've had a thread about games which can't be completed (revived by me to add Xavior to the hall of shame), so how about games which you're almost ce…
... ' adventure, though many of the jokes will only be understood by ... -
Firefox (new thoughts)Maybe more people would use Firefox if there was a version for the Speccy! [code] 10 PRINT AT 2, 2; "Press F for Firefox or I for M$IE" 20 LET K$=IN…
If you are here to "come" for a hug, then you'll have to talk to some other people ... erm ... I'm not going make any Mel the Bell jokes now though.
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Jet PacYou know, I'm sure that the title for this should be "Jet Pac", not "Jetpac" as it is on WoS (and SPOT). Everywhere on the inlay it's referred to as …
An alias has been added.
Jokes aside, could I please ask not to ridicule the few people who actually help out by providing corrections to the database? -
Striker not working?I've downloaded Striker (by Cult) and it doesn't seem to want to run at all. Any ideas? I'm using Spectaculator and also DSpec on my nintendo DS. ht…
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Boxes and Boxes of Books!!![URL="http://zxgoldenyears.com/images/books.jpg"]Yaaaay!!! I got books. I got books. I got books.[/URL] Do you got books? Andrew (Sorry... a …
[QUOTE=karingal]Nice basket...[/QUOTE]
gah bast
i was gonna say that, how dare you nick my jokes -
Cartoon legend Barbera dies at 9595 is fair old age though... [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6191999.stm[/url]
The live action Scooby movies were both jokes although I thought Matthew Lillard did a good job as Shaggy with the CGI Scooby. -
New text adventure from ZXIFTwo games in one week! It is my absolute pleasure to announce ZXIF's second release, a brand new text adventure going by the name of 'Floarea Soarel…
... a popular idiot in folklore jokes and song. Or at least ... -
Are Big Brother Danielle and Jade racist or are they just fucking bullies?There seems to be a big hoo-ha about this at the moment, with the story actually making the news headlines on at least two of the channel I was watch…
... a problem with people making jokes about my accent, but if ... -
Blimey - too much water can kill you?To be fair, I had heard that drinking too much water (ordinary, clean, healthy water, not poisoned or anything) could be fatal, but I had wondered if…
... not a reason to make jokes.
just remember about ... -
Blimey - too much water can kill you?To be fair, I had heard that drinking too much water (ordinary, clean, healthy water, not poisoned or anything) could be fatal, but I had wondered if…
... not a reason to make jokes.
just remember about ... -
American ParanoiaI just had to write about this: Yesterday, Jan. 31, a bunch of suspicious light emiting packages were found in Boston, MA: LED magnetic lights with a…
Not really it becomes rather tedious after you've seen about 2 episodes and they just repeat the same jokes over and over. -
Best ever children's TV programmesSo what were your favourite kid's TV shows?
... Bend hmmm fart an arse jokes aplenty, I quite liked it ... -
SpecEmu 2.4 releaseSince SpecEmu has been at 2.4 beta for as long as I can remember I think it's about time I made a proper 2.4 release for its users :) Major new feat…
... overview table to get such 'jokes'. There was many hours of ... -
SpecEmu 2.4 releaseSince SpecEmu has been at 2.4 beta for as long as I can remember I think it's about time I made a proper 2.4 release for its users :) Major new feat…
... people constantly repeats same corny jokes.
I don't ... -
Top 25 PlatformersAt Retro Gamer we love feedback from readers and are constantly looking for ways to integrate your thoughts and opinions into the magazine. Anyway,…
... of playing. Loads of bad jokes, movie rip offs and of ... -
Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…
... adult cartoons (most of the jokes where way to elaborate for ... -
Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…
... also tell from the in-jokes (mainly the comic book guy ... -
Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…
... it did some quite British jokes and situations, it wasn't ... -
Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…
... they manage to keep the jokes topical.[/QUOTE]
apparently ... -
Why are there no adult British cartoons?I don't mean adult as in sexy/smutty/erotic etc, but adult as in [I]The Simpsons[/I] or [I]Family Gu[/I]y style, where they appeal on different level…
... they manage to keep the jokes topical.[/QUOTE]
As ...