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  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    [QUOTE=ZnorXman;364689]Haha! Your jokes are exquisitely humproarously humourous! Keep them coming! :lol:[/QUOTE]

    Thanks, as I said, I am reading them on [url]www.funny.sk[/url] and trying to translate, sometimes the translation is bad.
    bohusk bohusk June 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    [QUOTE=ZnorXman;364699]The translation has so far always been (unintentionally) humourous :grin:[/QUOTE]

    Agree with that ! Most of the jokes arent translated well at all but read the joke in a Borat style accent and theyre much better
    psj3809 psj3809 July 2009 Chit chat
  • Mollie Sugden R.I.P.Sad to hear the news of the death of Mollie Sugden. Fans of smutty innuendo type humour like myself will miss Mrs. Slocombe and her pussy!

    Shame to hear she passed away, wasnt a huge fan of Are you being served but back when i was a kid always used to watch it with my folks (Never got the pussy jokes back then as i was only young )
    psj3809 psj3809 July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... /> Yes, it does. And your jokes are still insane.
    frobush frobush July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    [QUOTE=bohusk;366422]A granny man[/QUOTE]

    I cannot figure out either of those 2 jokes, probably due to me being crap at English. My first language is Lancastrian see.

    But that quote above had me laughing for some reason... :lol:
    STeaM STeaM July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... out either of those 2 jokes, probably due to me being ...
    bohusk bohusk July 2009 Chit chat
  • What is your desktop ?My desktop is this : [url]http://bohusk.host.sk/desktop.jpg[/url] copy the link and paste to webbrowser. The Host server is really crap you have to …

    Surprised there's not a direct link on there to shite-jokes.com :p
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek July 2009 Chit chat
  • What's your favourite WoS thread?I'm bored because it's a dull Tuesday or perhaps I'm thoroughly excited because it's an exciting Tuesday ... either case and whichever. I do enjoy r…

    ... is another. I find Bohusks jokes soooo bad theyre actually slightly ...
    psj3809 psj3809 July 2009 Chit chat
  • What is your desktop ?My desktop is this : [url]http://bohusk.host.sk/desktop.jpg[/url] copy the link and paste to webbrowser. The Host server is really crap you have to …

    ... had the 'roast beef' taunts/jokes all the time, didnt mind ...
    psj3809 psj3809 July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... if they are not funny jokes the dodgy translation makes them ... bohusk to ever stop posting jokes, sometimes the challenge is in ...
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    a few jokes for Bohusk

    m?j pes nem? nosa,
    ako to smrd??
    hrozn?

    Ako sa tomu hovor? mu?, ktor? bol pr?ve pretecu?
    Sanitku

    Ako Bob Marley ako jeho ?i?ky?
    S marmel?dou palcov
    mile mile July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    [QUOTE=mile;367241]a few jokes for Bohusk

    m? ...
    bohusk bohusk July 2009 Chit chat
  • An apologyI wish to apologise to those of you who viewed my 'post' yesterday I posted a picture in the 'no more heroes' thread of my hero Evel Knievel unfortu…

    ... . And in any case, some jokes just aren't funny.
    andrew_rollings andrew_rollings July 2009 Chit chat
  • An apologyI wish to apologise to those of you who viewed my 'post' yesterday I posted a picture in the 'no more heroes' thread of my hero Evel Knievel unfortu…

    ... /> And don't do testicle jokes!
    frobush frobush July 2009 Chit chat
  • An apologyI wish to apologise to those of you who viewed my 'post' yesterday I posted a picture in the 'no more heroes' thread of my hero Evel Knievel unfortu…

    ... /> And don't do testicle jokes![/QUOTE]

    I'm ...
    zx1 zx1 July 2009 Chit chat
  • An apologyI wish to apologise to those of you who viewed my 'post' yesterday I posted a picture in the 'no more heroes' thread of my hero Evel Knievel unfortu…

    ... /> And don't do testicle jokes![/QUOTE]

    *sigh*
    AndyC AndyC July 2009 Chit chat
  • My WCIts a white porcelain one with a white plastic seat and cover, it's very nice and i don't use those fresheners that hang over the edge i use those ne…

    ... ]

    So are the jokes :)

    [QUOTE=karingal;368105 ...
    swordheart swordheart July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... out either of those 2 jokes, probably due to me being ...
    ToxieDogg ToxieDogg July 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... ] :(

    Keep posting the jokes, they always make us laugh ...
    ToxieDogg ToxieDogg July 2009 Chit chat
  • How stupid is the (British) nanny state?I was watching Steptoe and Son a few days ago. It was on at 11pm on satellite, and was black and white, and made in the mid 1960s. It was an episode …

    [QUOTE=ZX Beccy;369187]HI DE HI and Allo Allo really annoyed me for some reason[/QUOTE]

    Me too, especially Allo Allo. It was the same jokes every episode.
    Vampyre Vampyre July 2009 Chit chat
  • How stupid is the (British) nanny state?I was watching Steptoe and Son a few days ago. It was on at 11pm on satellite, and was black and white, and made in the mid 1960s. It was an episode …

    ... Allo. It was the same jokes every episode.[/QUOTE]

    mile mile July 2009 Chit chat
  • How stupid is the (British) nanny state?I was watching Steptoe and Son a few days ago. It was on at 11pm on satellite, and was black and white, and made in the mid 1960s. It was an episode …

    ... sitcom it was situational, the jokes came out of the situation ... it was hardly the same jokes each episode.

    i ...
    mile mile July 2009 Chit chat
  • How stupid is the (British) nanny state?I was watching Steptoe and Son a few days ago. It was on at 11pm on satellite, and was black and white, and made in the mid 1960s. It was an episode …

    ... sitcom it was situational, the jokes came out of the situation ... it was hardly the same jokes each episode.

    i ...
    Vampyre Vampyre July 2009 Chit chat
  • How stupid is the (British) nanny state?I was watching Steptoe and Son a few days ago. It was on at 11pm on satellite, and was black and white, and made in the mid 1960s. It was an episode …

    ... dinner and its the same jokes over and over again, yeah ...
    mile mile July 2009 Chit chat
  • got the bl&&dy pig flu!both me and the missus have the swine flu, missus came down last night, me this morning, feeling like hell & dosed up on Tami-flu that was a complete…

    Oh bloomin' ek, that's awful! We make jokes about getting "a piggin' cold" but we all keep our fingers crossed that it doesn't happen. So please get well very soon.

    (after you with the trough - sterilise it first though.)
    Graz Graz July 2009 Chit chat
  • sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…

    ... me then...

    Great jokes Daren.
    STeaM STeaM July 2009 Chit chat
  • sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…

    ... me then...

    Great jokes Daren.[/QUOTE]

    I ...
    Daren Daren July 2009 Chit chat
  • Youtube DumpI think there was a thread containing only Youtube vids before but I can't find it so here's a new one. To start, here's my current favourite Mighty …

    @bohusk(and others, including myself) - Please do not test the moderators. Let's try to behave like grown-ups. It's not easy, I know, but we have to try our best.

    Thank you for the funny jokes though.
    ZnorXman ZnorXman July 2009 Chit chat
  • ComediansI've got my e-ticket through to see Jimmy Carr in October. Anyone been to see his live show? Is he as good as he is on telly?? Also, I'll be booki…

    ... live show is basically his jokes from "Mock the Week" - the ... to just do one liner jokes.

    ive been to ... will see a bunch of jokes that you see on 8 ... you will see the same jokes all the time.

    mile mile July 2009 Chit chat
  • ComediansI've got my e-ticket through to see Jimmy Carr in October. Anyone been to see his live show? Is he as good as he is on telly?? Also, I'll be booki…

    ... live show is basically his jokes from "Mock the Week" - the ... had to shout out his jokes until the stage crew brought ... 've heard most of his jokes before and he just comes ... Davidson nicks 90% of his jokes off of Jimmy Jones) and ...
    Bermondsey Bob Bermondsey Bob July 2009 Chit chat
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