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  • Two new Mozart compositions discovered.[url]http://www.mozarteum.at/00_META/00_News_Detail.asp?SID=917499861165424&ID=15287[/url] I am posting it as I am his fan. You can download mp3s th…

    ... his 5000 page compendium of jokes? Alright, I'm grabbing my ...
    XTM of TMG XTM of TMG August 2009 Chit chat
  • Does *anyone* remember this?Right, whilst I'm waiting for a driver to download, I thought I'd ask if anyone remembers an animated film I once saw years ago (1970s or possibly ve…

    ... the earth move for you" jokes). Also I remember alot of ...
    Bermondsey Bob Bermondsey Bob August 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    ... a hotel, imagine the practical jokes you could pull, like spying ...
    mile mile August 2009 Chit chat
  • The amazing Miles Mad Mission thread!Following on from the "Thuderstorms" thread! The JSW I mocked up for a laugh then decided to actually do is under construction. As promised I said …

    [QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;374663]it will be replaced by "Look Out! It's The Granny Man!".

    Bohusk will of course get credit for this room even though he didn't suggest it.[/QUOTE]
    Sounds like one of his jokes alright. :p
    Ian Hamilton Ian Hamilton August 2009 Games
  • My annoying computer threadAs i have just purchased my first computer i thought id start a thread where i can ask you all anoying and possibly simple questions. first off ive …

    winston,starglider thanks for your input. Scottie_uk,steam the only thing that dates faster than a pc are jokes and that cup holder comment is older than gods dog.:smile:
    1980-20.. 1980-20.. August 2009 Chit chat
  • My annoying computer threadAs i have just purchased my first computer i thought id start a thread where i can ask you all anoying and possibly simple questions. first off ive …

    ... faster than a pc are jokes and that cup holder comment ...
    Scottie_uk Scottie_uk August 2009 Chit chat
  • My annoying computer threadAs i have just purchased my first computer i thought id start a thread where i can ask you all anoying and possibly simple questions. first off ive …

    ... faster than a pc are jokes and that cup holder comment ...
    STeaM STeaM August 2009 Chit chat
  • Caption Compo!Time for a caption compo methinks... Rules are: 10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder" 20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever …

    [QUOTE=Hercules;375720]Smurf commits suicide.[/QUOTE]

    Go on you've got the Win. :D

    I was expecting more Smurf Jokes to be honest.
    Scottie_uk Scottie_uk August 2009 Chit chat
  • Caption Compo!Time for a caption compo methinks... Rules are: 10 PRINT "Winner is decided by current holder" 20 PRINT "Current holder can decide winner whenever …

    [QUOTE=Scottie_uk;375835]I was expecting more Smurf Jokes to be honest.[/QUOTE]

    Mine was a smurf joke...:cry:
    STeaM STeaM August 2009 Chit chat
  • R-TypeTell ya what, R-Type was an amazing bit of programming. Just re-watched the rzx of it. Stunning.:-o

    ... at the local YMCA (no jokes please). For me R-type ...
    BiNMaN BiNMaN August 2009 Games
  • Who Likes Russell Brand???I know this should be posted in the "Youtube Dump Thread"........ But I personally think it deserves its own thread!!! The bloke who did it deserve…

    ... />
    So Billy Connolly does jokes about Ken Bigley (Who wasnt ...
    psj3809 psj3809 August 2009 Chit chat
  • Who Likes Russell Brand???I know this should be posted in the "Youtube Dump Thread"........ But I personally think it deserves its own thread!!! The bloke who did it deserve…

    ... />
    So Billy Connolly does jokes about Ken Bigley (Who wasnt ...
    ZX Beccy ZX Beccy August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    Who else thinks Bohusk should have his very own joke thread? I mean he's as funny as 14 elephants sitting on top of the Eiffel Tower and it would make finding his jokes a lot easier. :lol:
    Ian Hamilton Ian Hamilton August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    ... it would make finding his jokes a lot easier. :lol:[/QUOTE ...
    ZnorXman ZnorXman August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    ... />
    Most of bohusk's jokes are word-play* and that ...
    ZnorXman ZnorXman August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    ... critics sat through thousands of jokes before choosing 27 for viewers ... .

    The Top 10 jokes were judged to be:
    jokes.

    More than 3 ... not doing any Michael Jackson jokes, because they always involve puns ...
    Amfoot Amfoot August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    ... of the list of worse jokes, and that is the only ... find the other few "bad" jokes quite amusing though :D
    dm_boozefreek dm_boozefreek August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    [QUOTE=dm_boozefreek;378377]I did find the other few "bad" jokes quite amusing though :D[/QUOTE]

    Me too. Why are they considered bad? Are wordplay and puns not popular in the UK? I actually quite like wordplays ...
    XTM of TMG XTM of TMG August 2009 Chit chat
  • Jokes (not corny or sick)A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attent…

    ... . It's interesting how some jokes are internationally known :).
    bohusk bohusk August 2009 Chit chat
  • La Abadia Del Crimea - The definitive pollOn a scale of 1 to 10, vote on the score you think LADC deserves. Try and be honest at it while you can. ;) EDIT: This poll is effective for 2 week…

    ... rubbish (seriously) and some are jokes and should be translated/adjusted ...
    Madonna Mk 2 Madonna Mk 2 August 2009 Games
  • La Abadia Del Crimea - The definitive pollOn a scale of 1 to 10, vote on the score you think LADC deserves. Try and be honest at it while you can. ;) EDIT: This poll is effective for 2 week…

    ... rubbish (seriously) and some are jokes and should be translated/adjusted ...
    Graz Graz September 2009 Games
  • Wai is Inglis sou konfjuzing ?Ai stil kennot andrstend wai in inglis der is difrent wraiting and difrent riding. Ai stil kennot eskeip from konfjuzn. Aim vondering vots de purpou…

    ... our poor master of translated jokes.
    XTM of TMG XTM of TMG September 2009 Chit chat
  • Is this true? And if so, how is it legal?You know how Google are setting up a Google Library of online books? This is a collection of online scans that anyone can view: [URL]http://news.bbc…

    ... pages below. I like receiving jokes etc but just bad when ...
    psj3809 psj3809 September 2009 Chit chat
  • Stonkers - love or loathe:???:Spinnyf has put a Stonkers Vid on Youtube - and no-one seems to like the game! I used to think it was pretty decent back in the day. Am I in a …

    It looked good, but it played poorly. Needed a tutorial video to play by, me finx. No one liked it at school, tho it was the punchline of many jokes.
    Graz Graz September 2009 Games
  • Retro re-Ununitedso does anyone think we are missing anything? i suppose we'll have to listen to the others gloat tomorrow.

    ... /> Archer Maclean likes to make jokes (and his new game looks ...
    MrCheese MrCheese September 2009 Chit chat
  • Corny Joke Thread No1 (had enough of sick jokes)[SIZE="4"][B]Q:[/B] How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][B]A:[/B]Wi Jam in!![/SIZE]

    I can think of a fair few jokes that involve 'Bristol' and cockney rhyming slang as a matter of fact. Anyway, are you absolutely sure about Mansfield?
    joefish joefish September 2009 Chit chat
  • La Abadia Del Crimea - The definitive pollOn a scale of 1 to 10, vote on the score you think LADC deserves. Try and be honest at it while you can. ;) EDIT: This poll is effective for 2 week…

    ... , I program one of these jokes in BASIC in a few ...
    Madonna Mk 2 Madonna Mk 2 September 2009 Games
  • Introduce yourself[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]This is the thread to stop by & introduce yourself.[/FONT][/SIZE]

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    Can you tell cracking jokes like Bohusk? (look him up ...
    STeaM STeaM September 2009 Chit chat
  • WikipediaThere's an article in this week's Micro Mart about Wikipedia, the free, online encyclopedia that anyone can edit or add to. Apparently Lenny Henry c…

    ... laughs, due to the jokes rather than to the " ... (Hale and Pace) telling the jokes, if you see the distinction ... at Tommy Cooper, his jokes were rubish, the sort ... Lenny Henry told the same jokes as Tommy Cooper, do ... so maybe his scripts and jokes are, but who do ...
    ewgf ewgf September 2009 Chit chat
  • WikipediaThere's an article in this week's Micro Mart about Wikipedia, the free, online encyclopedia that anyone can edit or add to. Apparently Lenny Henry c…

    ... , so maybe his scripts and jokes are, but who do you ...
    Dave_C Dave_C September 2009 Chit chat
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