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You Fool!Any one doing any April fool jokes on their better half? ..and no I don't want any to do with cling film.
no, but i am going to do my annual one on the police, fire service, ambulance, the local army barracks, coast guard, and RAC. -
Crap Joke CornerThere are two pigs in a bath. One says "Would you pass the soap?" The other replies "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
... men were picked up by police - one was drinking battery acid ... -
Best song lyric(Mondegreen or actual.) I've already posted the Genesis mondegreen "Can't you feel arseholes ignite"; to my mind, one of the best actual lyrics I've…
Personally I always loved the lyrics to The Police's 'Every Breath You Take'
This song is really dark and twisted. I love it. -
Anybody seen Bumfights?Anybody seen Bumfights? This shit is messed up. I really felt for that guy at the end with the broken ankle. And the Bum Hunter sections interspers…
... it was stopped by the police, not sure if there was ... -
z88dkHello. I'm an spanish user of spectrum (and naturaly of this page). I have a question. I want to start to program games with z88dk, but I need a goo…
... want to grab the "init.bat" file I mention on the ... -
What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... guy being chased by the police in a stolen car. Decided ... -
What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... the carrier bag. Supposedly the police questioned him, but by then ... -
What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... post office in, past the police station, at which point a ... police car pulled up in front ... -
Best song lyric(Mondegreen or actual.) I've already posted the Genesis mondegreen "Can't you feel arseholes ignite"; to my mind, one of the best actual lyrics I've…
... background threatening to call the police on whoevers saying this). -
What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... /[/url] ), trying to scape from police.
But he was ... funny to see that fat police pursuing him, there were ten ... -
Dr. Who Premieres In The US9:00PM Eastern Time on Sci-Fi. It's the Ninth Doctor (not my favorite), and from what I heard he only did on series (season). Is the Tenth Doctor any…
... "Doctor Who" (1963) uses a police telephone box as its time ... -
ANN: SP1 for Z88DK (aka splib3, Sprite Pack v3.0)Well it's finally arrived, after a month of "a few days from now" release deadlines. SP1 is the lastest version of splib, a flicker-free software sp…
... will have placed an "init.bat" in the z88dk directory containing ... your z88dk directory, run init.bat to set up the environment ... /> cd c:\z88dk
init.bat
sh
While ... -
b00mzi11a - where is he?I transferred money for the xbox to his account nearly 3 weeks ago, since then he's dropped off the 'net. I don't want to jump to assumptions as he'…
... of family work in the police, you'd be shocked at ... -
ANN: SP1 for Z88DK (aka splib3, Sprite Pack v3.0)Well it's finally arrived, after a month of "a few days from now" release deadlines. SP1 is the lastest version of splib, a flicker-free software sp…
... C programs running the init.bat and the zcc command from ... -
ANN: SP1 for Z88DK (aka splib3, Sprite Pack v3.0)Well it's finally arrived, after a month of "a few days from now" release deadlines. SP1 is the lastest version of splib, a flicker-free software sp…
... window, "cd c:\z88dk", "init.bat" to set up the environment ... -
Git-wizard is backBlaine is back, and this time underwater. Where's an oil-slick when you need one?
... .
Although the police there are armed over there ... -
Git-wizard is backBlaine is back, and this time underwater. Where's an oil-slick when you need one?
... 's form chicago) the armed police that turned up didn't ... -
sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…
... an Irishman are in a police line-up suspected of rape ... -
How do I robert@fm?Do I need a tinfoil hat? :lol:
well dont do it round where i live, the last time we had a robot performer, the police arrested him for offereing a kid a bag of sweets to shine his spark plug. -
The email game - Email from John RomeroBored a few weeks ago, I sent the following email to John Romero, co-creator of the game Doom: From: "Michael McLarnon" <bigbadmick2000@hotmail.com>…
... again after the success of Bat out hell II. I remember ... -
Cybermen returnNo Longer Available
i have got numerous hats :P
a floppy hat i "found" at glastonbury one time and numerous baseball caps ive never worn......including a rare streets cap i got sent for just being me :) -
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*takes karingals spelling police notebook off him* -
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[QUOTE=mel the bell]*takes karingals spelling police notebook off him*[/QUOTE]
It's ok, I've memorised it... -
Share your best practical jokesWhat is the best practical joke you've ever pulled? Mine: I used to work in a bookies in Belfast, and occasionally we would come across small corne…
... I was calling from Walsall Police and we had arrested he ... -
Share your best practical jokesWhat is the best practical joke you've ever pulled? Mine: I used to work in a bookies in Belfast, and occasionally we would come across small corne…
... and a half and the police turned up.
Although if ... -
Games club voting for WC 20/5/2006Sorry it's late! Here's the votes for WC 20/5/06
... and being persued by dastardly police and yet it feels nothing ... for you and the occasional police car. And, last but certiainly ... bollards but occasionally when a police car runs over you (there ... -
Big Brother - You're Safe....I said a week or two ago that my youngest sister-in-law might be a housemate. But, you're safe from the exploits of her on the air.. (she should giv…
... of the show. Then the police will be involved and everything ... -
Games club voting for WC 20/5/2006Sorry it's late! Here's the votes for WC 20/5/06
... element of "runaway from the police", trying to make them crash ... -
Spectrum Game NewsSome snippets of Spectrum game news , via the RT forum and micro mart if you guys are interested.... [url]http://www.retro-trader.com/forum/index.p…
... REALLY BIG COMPANIES whose NDA police will hurt Retrosoft's HOUSE ...
