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Top 100 things to do while your Speccy is loading100. Stick on the kettle and nip down the shops for a nice bar of chocolate to go with your tea. _________________ BigBadMick (bigbadmick2000@hotmai…
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Press your naked arse agains your letter box and see if the post man gives you a 'special delivery.' -
charcter you most wanted to hurt in a spectrum game?mine would proberly be the wolf in saberwulf. everytime i got down to that area he made me lose a life.
... shape of a butterfly my arse.
Everything that was ... entrance to the catacombs my arse I did all 3 scenarios ... -
Watch this kid!Just found this video. It's really funny, but I ended up feeling really sorry for the poor kid. I still laughed for ages though! :lol: :lol: :lol: [u…
I totally agree. I did laugh my arse off for a few minutes, then did think the dad was an utter bastard to the kid for doing that to him. -
Cricket - 1st testInteresting match, especially the last session where we batted like we had a plane to catch in a hurry! Nearly pulled it off as well! :p Must say th…
... 've been sitting on their arse longer than the crowd in ... -
GAMESTAGE DOES IT AGAIN!!!Jeezus WEPT!!! Have you seen gamestage's latest [email="CR@P!"]CR@P![/email] - QUOTE - you can count on us as being the biggest interactive ZX Sp…
Also, why is Gamestage still using the Lidl's version of the Honey-nut-Loop's Bumble bee, as his logo? That's just too damn weird! What an arse! -
How long must I keep doing this?[quote] On 2006-02-13 22:14, ZX Beccy wrote: Although you have raised what could be considered valid points, I think you should think long and hard b…
... much up it's own arse in years. AY, you desperately ... -
GAMESTAGE DOES IT AGAIN!!!Jeezus WEPT!!! Have you seen gamestage's latest [email="CR@P!"]CR@P![/email] - QUOTE - you can count on us as being the biggest interactive ZX Sp…
... be stopped
This arse must have been dropped on ... -
More Apprentice"I have picked my winner and will see if I am right". [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16895430&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=sugar…
... 's a pain in the arse. Just the sort of person ... -
"Famous" relativesMy niece has landed the part of Amy Barlow in Coronation Street. Her first scene was broadcast tonight, immediately before the ad break, where she wa…
My other half's related to Lord Nelson ( and yes, he has a big nose and is a short arse! ) -
Anybody read books off Project Gutenberg?At the minute I'm reading: [url]http://www.gutenberg.org/files/159/159.txt[/url] The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells on the laptop and Palm.…
... classic novels really rip the arse out of it - I was ... -
World Cup FeverWell, on the basis that anything I predict - the opposite happens.... England are gonna lose and go out in the first round. cheers
... read anything by those hypocritical arse-holes anyway is beyond me ... -
KetchipWas there such a thing as a chip that came with ketchup inside, ive looked on the net, and all it said was that scientist were working on one. And th…
... , but knocked me on my arse for over a week with ... -
Which Emulator do you use the most? and whyI currently use ZX32, it's free, which is great but it's not as fast as I'd like. Please everybody, tell me your fave emulator and why. I'm quite …
... your head out of your arse and it might sound clearer -
Which Emulator do you use the most? and whyI currently use ZX32, it's free, which is great but it's not as fast as I'd like. Please everybody, tell me your fave emulator and why. I'm quite …
[QUOTE=mel the bell]well take your head out of your arse and it might sound clearer[/QUOTE]
I was wondering when you would show up again, mell the bell with the smell! -
More Apprentice"I have picked my winner and will see if I am right". [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16895430&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=sugar…
... out pain in the fucking arse. Jesus. A week working with ... -
John PrescottQuite funny seeing all the news about him at the moment, instead of two jags its now 'two shags' as hes admitted an affair. Out of all the MP's who …
... her, one hand on her arse, the other clenching the Ginsters ... -
More Apprentice"I have picked my winner and will see if I am right". [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16895430&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=sugar…
... badger whupped Sayed the liars arse good and proper.
She ... -
sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…
... : What's the definition of arse?
A: Kojak with ... ! What do you think my arse is a piggybank? -
More Apprentice"I have picked my winner and will see if I am right". [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16895430&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=sugar…
... slipped, falling flat on his arse, or came out sat down ... -
A Popularity TestI want to see how popular Lucasfilm's [B]The Eidolon[/B] is so here's a little poll. Take a minute to vote, everyone. You have one week before the po…
... /> Also, the Spectrum got the arse-end of all the conversions ... -
oh lordithe eurovision song contest has gone metal. [url]http://www.eurovision.tv/english/2469.htm[/url]
... scary-looking with a sizeable arse, one looked a bit like ... -
Big Brother - You're Safe....I said a week or two ago that my youngest sister-in-law might be a housemate. But, you're safe from the exploits of her on the air.. (she should giv…
theyre all a bunch of spoilt, weird, head up arse, self serving, coniving little cunts
nothing like the spread of the general population it should be / was -
Big Brother - You're Safe....I said a week or two ago that my youngest sister-in-law might be a housemate. But, you're safe from the exploits of her on the air.. (she should giv…
... of spoilt, weird, head up arse, self serving, coniving little cunts ... -
If you've got the money...So sad init. Peter Crouch (of all people), is sleeping with this woman... [url]http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,30000-1…
... '. When did it start meaning 'arse pirate' ?
Glamour should ... -
If you've got the money...So sad init. Peter Crouch (of all people), is sleeping with this woman... [url]http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,30000-1…
[QUOTE=misguided_fool]
Its like the word 'gay'. When did it start meaning 'arse pirate' ?
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when they noticed that the amazingly happy people, who dressed snazely, were in fact bummers. -
Vote Lordi tonight!Remember to vote Lordi tonight! Anyway, Finland has never won Eurovision songcontest, so it would be time now. And the song is pretty good 8). Timppa
they got it arse about face really. they should just do the votes first, then let us hear the songs coz they got bugger all to do with the contest. -
Vote Lordi tonight!Remember to vote Lordi tonight! Anyway, Finland has never won Eurovision songcontest, so it would be time now. And the song is pretty good 8). Timppa
... =ZX Beccy]they got it arse about face really. they should ... -
Big Brother - You're Safe....I said a week or two ago that my youngest sister-in-law might be a housemate. But, you're safe from the exploits of her on the air.. (she should giv…
[QUOTE=mel the bell]theyre all a bunch of spoilt, weird, head up arse, self serving, coniving little cunts[/QUOTE]
That's the Channel 4 executives dealt with, but what about the contestants? -
Spectrum Game NewsSome snippets of Spectrum game news , via the RT forum and micro mart if you guys are interested.... [url]http://www.retro-trader.com/forum/index.p…
... [i]not[/i] getting me arse sued off. =-)