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Things not to do/say/take on a 1st dateDecided to go on a proper date tonight so I need some pointers. What should I avoid taking, saying or doing on a 1st date? I've got some ideas but …
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'ermmmm.... runny arse.'
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HolidayRighty ho chaps, I'm off to Spain on me holidays. See you all in a couple of weeks. Ta-ra...
... water sprinkler attachment to my arse, and let it work it ... -
sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…
Funny foreign brand namesWell, I was in Palma last week. The first thing we spotted when we went to the supermarket was... "Colon" brand laundry detergent. (Time for a recita…
Moonshine was better than um bongo and also had a comical name.
Although it was a strange name to call it as it had nothing to do with illicit alchohol or getting your arse out (maybe after drinking said illicit alchohol).Funny foreign brand namesWell, I was in Palma last week. The first thing we spotted when we went to the supermarket was... "Colon" brand laundry detergent. (Time for a recita…
... illicit alchohol or getting your arse out (maybe after drinking said ...Apostrophe'sIncorrect punctuation annoys me. The title of the thread was supposed to be ironic.
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check/cheque
ass/arse
Small furry creature from ...Funny foreign brand namesWell, I was in Palma last week. The first thing we spotted when we went to the supermarket was... "Colon" brand laundry detergent. (Time for a recita…
... illicit alchohol or getting your arse out (maybe after drinking said ...White Dog Poo!!!!(Pic Included!)Hi guys, I remembered a thread on white dog poo a while back :smile: Couldn't be arsed to search for it :razz: So hope you dont mind but I've start…
White Dog Poo!!!!(Pic Included!)Hi guys, I remembered a thread on white dog poo a while back :smile: Couldn't be arsed to search for it :razz: So hope you dont mind but I've start…
Galactic Equator of our Milky Way, is coming.Now this is a weird one, did you know freemasons know all about this one ;) Maya/Aztec Calendar, Astronomers today dont dispute what is about to hap…
... . He just sat on his arse all day on the Sunday ...What's Your Score?[url]http://aq.server8.org/[/url] I get 33. While I expected it to be fairly high (I'm *very* awkward, socially, and have some weird pedantic intere…
... who does that, such an arse hole. he goes 'don't ...What's Your Score?[url]http://aq.server8.org/[/url] I get 33. While I expected it to be fairly high (I'm *very* awkward, socially, and have some weird pedantic intere…
... who does that, such an arse hole. he goes 'don't ...childhood mythsthought id continue with todays theme. did anyone hear stories when they were a kid that were obviously bollocks. there were some woods near to a k…
... belly button will make your arse fall off, also worded as ...Bad things you did as a kidOk, fess up. What's some of the worst things you did as a kid? For me: (1) Almost burning a neighbour's hedge to the ground. (2) Wiping a big dog…
... straw up a frog's arse, then blow the poor fucker ...Bad things you did as a kidOk, fess up. What's some of the worst things you did as a kid? For me: (1) Almost burning a neighbour's hedge to the ground. (2) Wiping a big dog…
... straw up a frog's arse, then blow the poor fucker ...Sinclair Game Compilation (Sinclair Research Ltd)I remember having this or something similar (Comes on about half a dozen tapes) compiled with a ZX Spectrum. The only problem is i can't remember whi…
[QUOTE=Graz;211281]Pah, I just got Oh Mummy and Punchy etc... :([/QUOTE]
Disco Dan :lol:
128k my arse at least 4 of those 6 games loaded on a 48kB.T. are c*ntsIf anyone here works for BT, hang your head in shame. Having just moved house, I enquired with BT about having the existing line in the new house …
... were a pain in the arse at time (especially when you ...Your very own biving doarb!!If only I had a million quid :( [URL]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-Biving-Doarb-useful-for-biving_W0QQitemZ320150889117QQihZ011QQcategoryZ109201QQssPa…
... being a but aof an arse and could be in for ...Nelson Mandela statueNow i dont mean to be controversial BUT is it just me ? Why have we got a statue of Mandela being unveiled today and everyone going crazy about it ?…
... feeding the pigeons near the arse end of the walkway at ...4.5billion Dollars Put Options says the dowjones will dive 33-50% down b4 21st September 2007. Now seeing im posting all the time, lol, ill have to go !! Sad time ahead for yankie land if th…
I'm Angry!....I have just caught my missus playin on Samantha Fox Strip Poker!! :evil: :-? :-o
[QUOTE=mel the bell;213594]with pictures of my arse?[/QUOTE]
Ooh no, she'll go blind!Magazine scoresMany magazines reviewed games, with an score of them (for instance 7/10, 4/5, etc.) Do you think they were, in general, true or not? Do you remember…
... only development team that Crash arse-kissed!My thousandth post - and a request for help...[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]1[/COLOR][COLOR=Yellow]0[/COLOR][COLOR=Lime]0[/COLOR][COLOR=Cyan]0[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Well, seeing as this i…
Target Renegade remake - new versionHello! I've just uploaded a new version of [URL="http://www.ys3.org/?page_id=2"]Target; 2006[/URL]. Version 1.3 fixes several stupid bugs from the la…
... tester, so might get my arse kicked anyway :DTarget Renegade remake - new versionHello! I've just uploaded a new version of [URL="http://www.ys3.org/?page_id=2"]Target; 2006[/URL]. Version 1.3 fixes several stupid bugs from the la…
The Alchemist Software Update ThreadUpdate time again....... Games disk #9 available now, along with individual file downloads. Note that with the exception of Cannon Bubble, all thes…
... , and I'm a tight arse. besides I'd never get ...The Alchemist Software Update ThreadUpdate time again....... Games disk #9 available now, along with individual file downloads. Note that with the exception of Cannon Bubble, all thes…
... , and I'm a tight arse. besides I'd never get ... as an etching tray? Your arse is indeed tight. As it ...The Alchemist Software Update ThreadUpdate time again....... Games disk #9 available now, along with individual file downloads. Note that with the exception of Cannon Bubble, all thes…
... as an etching tray? Your arse is indeed tight. As it ...