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A festive joke............[B]Q:[/B] What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common? [B]A:[/B] [I]They both leave kid's bedrooms with empty sacks.[/I] .......a big t…
funny jokes :)
90 years today since the Germans and English stopped fighting on the front line and (apperently) had a game of football (OK, so the footballs probs an urban myth)...
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I wonder how.........I wonder how much crap will be put on eBay today? Does anyone want my socks? (thanks grandad-in-law) Tobo.
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I wonder how.........I wonder how much crap will be put on eBay today? Does anyone want my socks? (thanks grandad-in-law) Tobo.
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Anyone see that top comedians programme on Channel 4?Only caught the top 30 or so, but what a complete load of old toss. I was eagerly awaiting the top ten, thinking there'd be something decent like Ri…
... to make any real satirical jokes.
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Anyone see that top comedians programme on Channel 4?Only caught the top 30 or so, but what a complete load of old toss. I was eagerly awaiting the top ten, thinking there'd be something decent like Ri…
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It's drivin' me nuts!Please help with what I'm trying to retrieve from my ageing brain. You play a robot one that looks like a SW: medical droid without the 'arms', you …
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It's drivin' me nuts!Please help with what I'm trying to retrieve from my ageing brain. You play a robot one that looks like a SW: medical droid without the 'arms', you …
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On 2005-01-07 20:35, fogartylee wrote:
I think you will find on a previous thread that jokes are no longer welcome on these forums.
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It's drivin' me nuts!Please help with what I'm trying to retrieve from my ageing brain. You play a robot one that looks like a SW: medical droid without the 'arms', you …
jokes on sheds? but wouldnt that be dangerous?
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Question to ADJBHey ADJB, I really like your site ([url]www.zxsoftware.co.uk[/url]), but I've found a lot of info and inlay scans (and probably TZX's) that aren't av…
... at a time or something silly then it takes Martijn time ... -
Changes to Retro Gamer magazine.For those of you who have heard of the UK-based magazine Retro Gamer, we are currently planning some changes. Here are the rough ideas that we have …
... we had to do this silly training course, EDGE was in ... -
Still no takers?[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50224&item=8160841019&rd=1"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=5…
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Scariest things ever.As a follow on from another post, here's several things that I used to find very scary or un-nerving. Anyone remember any of these? 1. The keyb…
... of the dialogue with stupid jokes and swearing.
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sir fredHello. I'm now playing with the game "sir fred" and I have two questions How can I get the sword that is in the room I9 from de map [url="ftp://ftp.w…
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On 2005-01-11 17:04, Pavero wrote:
Hi Sauron, where do you have Saruman? :)[/quote]
I should imagine that he will rapidly go Sauron jokes like that! :D
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War of the Worlds Movie RantSorry that this is not Speccy related, but I'm just too shocked not to ... Have you seen the trailer for War of the Worlds? "No one would have bel…
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Retro scenes slowing down?There was a post last month about fewer people posting here, but is the entire retro scene in recession? I'm talking about fewer updates on websites…
*winds up the retro scene with a great big heavy old fashioned windy thing*
There you go, back to full speed again
*warp factor 1984*
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Only January and I found my quote of the year![url="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1246017.html?menu=news"]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1246017.html?menu=news[/url] the quote in qu…
... he was putting on a silly voice and doing the walk ... -
Getting the java emulator to workI can't seem to get the java emulator used on WoS to work, just get an error message saying my browser doesn't support Java or has it switched off. …
... the whole thing a bit silly.
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REALLY ... silly...
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Unexpected twists in gamesI was playing a Spectrum fairground shooting gallery game (can't remember its name!) and one of the bullets went past the targets onto the smiling fa…
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I laughed myself silly when this happened because it ... -
Spectrum Magazines... Which was your favourite?I used to regularly read Sinclair User, Your Sinclair, and Crash! I always lookeds forward to the next YS most, and that's the one I have the fondes…
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Spectrum Magazines... Which was your favourite?I used to regularly read Sinclair User, Your Sinclair, and Crash! I always lookeds forward to the next YS most, and that's the one I have the fondes…
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SO! Which one of you is it????I thought I was bad until i saw this.... [url="http://unixsex.com/admins/vintage/"]http://unixsex.com/admins/vintage/[/url]
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Too late. Silly pictures involving Tatung Einsteins have ... -
CRONOSOFT - A competition for WOS members...As hinted a few days ago, Cronosoft is soon releasing a brand new game by Jonathan Cauldwell. The game is called 'HIGGLDY PIGGLEDY". You play the p…
... pretend just to win a silly (sorry Chaos, no offence) competition ... -
Lunar Jetman is rubbish i think Lunar Jetman id rubbish, a great shame as jetpac is one of my favourite games. on load-up Lunar Jetman looks fantastic but it is too diffi…
yep, I feel soooo stupid, silly me.
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Dame Ellen MacArthurWell Done , She smashed the previous mark, set in 2004 by Frenchman Francis Joyon, by nearly 33 hours. Steve(spt)
... my own gratification (no smutty jokes, please!) which must make others ... -
OT: All hail the new princess!So Prince Charles is going to re-marry. I can't turn on the news without somebody making an analysis, insight or offering some plain bloody nonsens…
... Charles good luck to him, silly sod should have married Camilla ... -
Gremlin Graphics / InteractiveDunno if anyone can help but I wanted to find out a bit more about Gremlin Graphics/Interactive, but the company seems to have completely vanished. …
... together a very long time? jokes Carl Cavers, Director at Sumo ... -
Now it's workingHello again and again, Today I received the membrane. And i turned the speccy on and worked a bit. I wrote some commands, used CLEAR 65535 command to…
... ear port
-Hearing the silly sounds while loading.
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Cold War GamesI'm trying to assemble a list of all spectrum computer games related to the soviet/western cold war the very essence of the 80's computer games era c…
... simulator that forgot the F117. Silly thing is, the F19 lost ... -
Classic only you hateWhich so called classic do you hate or what feature do you hate about a game you like! Classic I hate: I hate knightlore it's the spectrums dragon's…
... /> However you asked the same silly question elsewhere and someone answered ...