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Kindly Leave the StageWhat do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up its bum? A baboom!!
Man goes to the doctors with lettuce leaves sticking out of his bottom
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Bad things you did as a kidOk, fess up. What's some of the worst things you did as a kid? For me: (1) Almost burning a neighbour's hedge to the ground. (2) Wiping a big dog…
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I burned the grass bank on a road ... regulars knew which hedge had the barbed wire running through it ... bonnet.
Broke into the local primary school and set ... extiguishers off. Ate most of the tuck shop food too :) Going back ... -
Memories of childhoodWalking home today in the warmth of the summer sun, I got to thinking of more than one merry childhood memory from the summers that seemed endless at…
... take about 50p down the local shop, the woman behind the counter must have ... those days as many of the sweets were half a p ... i'm trying to get the most variety i could out ... -
Bad things you did as a kidOk, fess up. What's some of the worst things you did as a kid? For me: (1) Almost burning a neighbour's hedge to the ground. (2) Wiping a big dog…
... half cm deep(not counting the tip).
Dart pipe ... aim for the legs but the abnormal shape of the "bullet" ... away the hand with the container. The gases lit up the acetone in the ... Fruit wars:
The day after the open market nearby was ... -
Another m.i.a.?[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/ZX-Spectrum-Utility-Aid-RAMS-IV-J-P-Electronics_W0QQitemZ220142690415QQihZ012QQcategoryZ191QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZView…
... some HAM Radio titles by the same publisher already:
http ... may want to look at the eBay UK for this:
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What Shop Did Spectrum come fromWhat shop was your spectrum purchased at? I my mum got ours for Christmas 1983 from W.H.Smith in Oxford. The guy in the shop asked my Mum if she wa…
... place in town just called "The Computer Shop". I know I got ... my 1st game from "The Computer Shop" on the same day I got ... -
xbox 360 woes...just bought an xbox 360 elite, got it home and the pile of shite wont read discs!!! tried 3 discs in the whore and no joy, brand new from HMV, no won…
... got a little bold around the edge connector, which was ... a failed power supply, the computer shop eventually put in a non ...
Microsoft don't make the XBox - they are a software ... company. They probably give the hardware contract to the lowest bidder. -
Disk problemsHello Spec-chums, we are producing a disk magazine called SCENE+ (for about 10 years now) and we distribute it for various disk systems (Opus, +D, MB…
... I will try to solve the system with POKE @6000, ... under Betados.
The main problem is not to ... copy the files. I can do ...
There was also the tip to use TRANSIT for Disk ... ...but TRANSIT isn?t in the WOS-libary.
Disk problemsHello Spec-chums, we are producing a disk magazine called SCENE+ (for about 10 years now) and we distribute it for various disk systems (Opus, +D, MB…
... I will try to solve the system with POKE @6000 ... Betados.
The main problem is not to ... br />
There was also the tip to use TRANSIT for Disk ... ...but TRANSIT isn?t in the WOS-libary.
Thomas - follow the link in my sig, goto ...I've just has a vist from the Jehovah's.I've just has a vist from the Jehovah's Witnesses (of was it the pastie's grandad). Apparently the end of the system is comming very soon. :o I jus…
... Doctor Who and Torchwood), the Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Freddie Mercury ... existence is vital to the survival of the colony. In evolution, ... gay, would increase the chance of the groups survival more than ... is what leads to the fallacies that the fundies like to ...Cheap blank CDs and DVDsHey guys. Does anybody know where is the cheapest shop or online shop from which to order blank CDs or DVDs in the UK delivered? I'm talking about …
you could go to the pound shop. doubt they would cost you more than a pound there.
But will they last , or are cheap ones more susceptible to data rot?Thieving gits !Serves me right for buying tons of things on the internet. Last two weeks someones had access to my card and has been trying to buy things, thankful…
... bars.
In the last several months I have ... showing twice for the same date at the same bar.
the same amount, then blamed ... where they had apparently altered the tip by adding a 0.< ... would strip them of the right to use with ...Thieving gits !Serves me right for buying tons of things on the internet. Last two weeks someones had access to my card and has been trying to buy things, thankful…
... gay bars.
In the last several months I have ... had 2 bills for exactly the same amount, then blamed his ... where they had apparently altered the tip by adding a 0.
the principal of the drunken drinker not being ...Z80 CPUs goin cheap.This guy is selling them very cheaply and has a couple multi item auctions for them. Thought I would post here in case people were looking for one/so…
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Thanks for the tip, they are cheap, I bought ...Any '81 buffs?Does anybody know the running clock frequency of a Z80A in a ZX81? I've measured the clock signal on pin 6 and got 6.47MHz, and I'm sure it's not ju…
... think he goes under the shop name of "The Sinclair Shop" IIRC.
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I'm taking the ... anybody know which pin the ULA outs the clock signal of ... />
Its marked on the traditional circuit diagram with a ...Any '81 buffs?Does anybody know the running clock frequency of a Z80A in a ZX81? I've measured the clock signal on pin 6 and got 6.47MHz, and I'm sure it's not ju…
... think he goes under the shop name of "The Sinclair Shop" IIRC.[/B]
the harmonic is VERY much stronger ... than the "real" signal.
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Its marked on the traditional circuit diagram with a ...How much are you going to pay for lunch?Me: ?5.50 Fish supper special at the local fish and chip shop. Fish supper, curry sauce and a nice ice cold bottle of coke. Yum!!! :)
I think I pay something like ?2 a day (800g sliced brown loaf, 400g sliced meat - lasts two days), and that's both breakfast and lunch. Cheaper and healthier than the sandwich shop.What's the best text email you've received lately?This one's a cracker: A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker s…
... 6. What did the gynaecologist & the pizza deliveryman have in ... br /> 14. What's the difference between getting a divorce ... />
To beat the gypsies to the tip.
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the blonde like the car with a ...ZX Printer stylusHello I recently got partly working zx printer and found out that the other stylus was missing. It worked fine when I tried with stylus from other w…
... with copper wire. Thanks for the tip.
[quote ... manage to repair the printer with Death's tip.
the Interface 1 case and ... is sticking out from the left side. Only ... circuitboard so I can but the printer behind it.
Doctor Who Series 3 FinaleJust aired in America on Friday. So does that mean that the US has finally caught up with Britian? btw, you guys were right, "Blink" was brilliant.
... According to Stephen Colbert: "Now the English system makes perfect sense ... head, a yard is the distance from the tip of King Henry?s ... give in to the metric system. The four left are: the United States ... , Myanmar, and Alaska. Who?s the idiot, now?"
...Change a Spectrum games description gameTake a ZX Spectrum title but re-write the description in the cassette inlay based on the title. Jet Set Willy - You play Big Rod flying the world tr…
... /> A rollicking jaunt through the streets of Manchester going from ... Plod, the Canal St trannies, Charlie the Chav, Terence the tramp and ... some of the transport options are, Sally the redlight highlight ... make it home before the kebab shop shuts?...hours of fun ...Change a Spectrum games description gameTake a ZX Spectrum title but re-write the description in the cassette inlay based on the title. Jet Set Willy - You play Big Rod flying the world tr…
... the kebab shop was full of angry Liverpool supporters. You ran from the shop ... launching the ... kebab at the nearest Scousers. Somehow ...England sucks the sausage once againFucking England at the rugby. Arrrggh!!!! And the fucking Queen was watching too. Bah humbug!
Rugby in itself "Sucks the Sausage!", I can think ... I'd rather do in the time it takes for ... with our towels after the game in the shower room. Then we ... then pick on the smallest guy in the pub because he ... go home and bum after the kebab shop?
I ...England sucks the sausage once againFucking England at the rugby. Arrrggh!!!! And the fucking Queen was watching too. Bah humbug!
... ;222129]Rugby in itself "Sucks the Sausage!", I can think of ... with our towels after the game in the shower room. Then we ... go home and bum after the kebab shop?
I think ... smallest guy in the pub! ;) :lol:
The "bunch of poofs ...Very large platform game on SpectrumFor everyone that helped me find it, I can now advise that the game was TANTALUS !!!!!!!!!!!! I have just had a quick go on the Spectrum Emulator an…
... 222474]I think, with the number of games available for ... the Spectrum, we could be ... looks along similar lines of the colours etc.[/quote]
... I'm trying for the life of me to ... this description... It's on the tip of my tongue...
...Very large platform game on SpectrumFor everyone that helped me find it, I can now advise that the game was TANTALUS !!!!!!!!!!!! I have just had a quick go on the Spectrum Emulator an…
... game I'm trying for the life of me to remember ... this description... It's on the tip of my tongue...
the game was so large.Burger mei was really excited to watch the Heston Blumentholl cookery show last night about how to cook the ultimate hamburger, anyway to cut a log story shor…
... as possible.
The local Veg shop and butchers are much ... cheaper than the supermarket.
... good or normally better than the supermarket
Hardly any ... get nearly anything. Even the local shop will get what I want ...Where is Miles??This forum has not been its usual self lately. Where is Miles?? the place aint quite the same without him. Andrew.
... quote=mile;225052]yeah in the book thats where he goes ... here. he built the castle on top of the hill. (although historically ... his ghost still hauts the 'dracula' gift shop. also we went to ... br />
Hehe... "Haunts the gift shop"... Oh, that's awesome... I ...something smells fishy....yes its my dinner. i cooked some rainbow trout fillets for my tea last night, i shallow fried them in oil with some rocket and some other leafs. …
... =andrew_rollings;225240]You can use the snapper recipe on any flaky ... fish from brids eye or the chip shop, ive only ever eaten ...something smells fishy....yes its my dinner. i cooked some rainbow trout fillets for my tea last night, i shallow fried them in oil with some rocket and some other leafs. …
... fish from brids eye or the chip shop, ive only ever eaten ...
