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Colander Is Back...Sorry, wont do it again [ This Message was edited by: rubberkeys on 2006-03-04 00:45 ]
Gary Glitter jailedAnybody see Mr Glitter on the news tonight? [url="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4769164.stm"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p…
... is guilty. I mean the police dont just fit up the ...EBAY SCAMMER BLACKLISTJust in case anyone is considering bidding on any auctions from the EBAY USER: the_game_room-uk ... Don't! This seller likes to send out EMPTY PACK…
... kid was & told the police when they came to see ... insurance claim.
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... them reported me to the police. I got a visit from ...Share your freaky storiesShare your weird or freaky stories here! Here's mine: A few years ago me and the girlfriend were on holiday in Spain and we got friendly with the y…
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I have also dodged police checks in dodgy cars by ...I'd love to buy this motorbike, it would be hilarious...Alas, my budget won't allow me to buy a toy, but it's helluva cool reconditioned late 60's early 70's bike, fitted with a low powered diesel engine …
... 't want to give the police any excuses to stop you ...I just did something very out of characterI was downstairs when i heard something come through the letterbox. It was a newsletter from the BNP as soon as i saw what it was i opened the door a…
... " and so on, and the police don't interfere. Yet if ...You Fool!Any one doing any April fool jokes on their better half? ..and no I don't want any to do with cling film.
no, but i am going to do my annual one on the police, fire service, ambulance, the local army barracks, coast guard, and RAC.Crap Joke CornerThere are two pigs in a bath. One says "Would you pass the soap?" The other replies "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
... men were picked up by police - one was drinking battery acid ...Best song lyric(Mondegreen or actual.) I've already posted the Genesis mondegreen "Can't you feel arseholes ignite"; to my mind, one of the best actual lyrics I've…
Personally I always loved the lyrics to The Police's 'Every Breath You Take'
This song is really dark and twisted. I love it.Anybody seen Bumfights?Anybody seen Bumfights? This shit is messed up. I really felt for that guy at the end with the broken ankle. And the Bum Hunter sections interspers…
... it was stopped by the police, not sure if there was ...What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... guy being chased by the police in a stolen car. Decided ...What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... the carrier bag. Supposedly the police questioned him, but by then ...What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
... post office in, past the police station, at which point a ... police car pulled up in front ...Best song lyric(Mondegreen or actual.) I've already posted the Genesis mondegreen "Can't you feel arseholes ignite"; to my mind, one of the best actual lyrics I've…
... background threatening to call the police on whoevers saying this).What have you seen....have you ever seen a fat man sit on a small dog... ...a space ship crash into some road works. ...a piece of paper catch a bus ...a panzer mkIV be…
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But he was ... funny to see that fat police pursuing him, there were ten ...Dr. Who Premieres In The US9:00PM Eastern Time on Sci-Fi. It's the Ninth Doctor (not my favorite), and from what I heard he only did on series (season). Is the Tenth Doctor any…
... "Doctor Who" (1963) uses a police telephone box as its time ...b00mzi11a - where is he?I transferred money for the xbox to his account nearly 3 weeks ago, since then he's dropped off the 'net. I don't want to jump to assumptions as he'…
... of family work in the police, you'd be shocked at ...Git-wizard is backBlaine is back, and this time underwater. Where's an oil-slick when you need one?
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Although the police there are armed over there ...Git-wizard is backBlaine is back, and this time underwater. Where's an oil-slick when you need one?
... 's form chicago) the armed police that turned up didn't ...sick joke number 1I've heard they were having an 80's revival weekend in the USA... ... it was going OK until Katrina and the Waves showed up. *wince*…
... an Irishman are in a police line-up suspected of rape ...How do I robert@fm?Do I need a tinfoil hat? :lol:
well dont do it round where i live, the last time we had a robot performer, the police arrested him for offereing a kid a bag of sweets to shine his spark plug.Forum Rules[B]*RULES OF THIS FORUM*[/B] You must agree with all the following Rules to participate on these Forums. If you don't agree with them, please d…
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[QUOTE=mel the bell]*takes karingals spelling police notebook off him*[/QUOTE]
It's ok, I've memorised it...Share your best practical jokesWhat is the best practical joke you've ever pulled? Mine: I used to work in a bookies in Belfast, and occasionally we would come across small corne…
... I was calling from Walsall Police and we had arrested he ...