Where am I?!

In The Catalogue

Who are you?!

I am number 1. You are number 6

I am not a number! I am a free agent!

You are number 6. Who are you?

I am Harvey Lodder. I am 28 years old

Where were you going?

To buy a new keyboard membrane for my first speccy, a rubber 48K

What was game number 1?

My first game you mean? 3 came at once - Ant Attack, Sheer Panic and Gangsters

What is the leading game?

My fave game? Lotus Turbo Esprit

What is your strongest memory?

My proudest moment - Getting a game published by Mastertronic called "Quest For The Golden Eggcup"

What is your number?

I don't have a number. I have a name. Oh, and an email address - hlodder@dial.-nospamplease-pipex.com

What is your number?

Look matey.. I don't give my phone number out to any old mug. I do have a WWW address if that'll help? It's http://ds.dial.pipex.com/town/parade/no50/speccy.html

Do you have anything else to say?

Well, apart from the fact that you're obviously a nutter, no. Oh, except that I did the 128K games directory on the NVG catalogue and then the great god of hard disk failures destroyed my collection and work on the "Comp.Sys.Sinclair" CD

I am number 1. You are number 6 and.. Hang on... You're not Patrick, are you?

No, I'm blummin well not.. I was on my way to buy a new keyboard membrane when this big inflatable ball thing chased me down the street. I felt a right dimmock.

Oh.. Sorry about that.. He gets a bit excited from time to time. Bad ball! Bad!! Look mate, I'm really sorry about that.. Look, how about I give you a run down to the shops, you can get the membrane and then what say I buy you a couple of pints by way of an apology? How's that?

Oh.. Alright then.. Tell me, why did that ball start rubbing up and down my leg?

BAD BALL!!

[fade to weird credits]



Harvey Lodder - hlodder@-get_that_spam_away_frm_me-dial.pipex.com - http://ds.dial.pipex.com/town/parade/no50/speccy.html

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