JET SET EMILY: BABY ON THE GO ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE FINAL FIXED VERSION by Doctor Who (Steve Worek) SO WHAT'S THE GAME ABOUT, ANYWAY? Emily is a baby who has just moved to a huge house. On her first day there, she makes a mess. Bedtime comes, and her mommy won't let her go to bed until the mess is cleaned up! Oh, don't let the cutesy exterior fool you. What you have is a nice and hard Jet Set Willy game that's sure to bring a challenge. This is my first game, so don't expect it to be the greatest JSW ever. I know it's not up to the standards of many of the games that are coming out, but I think you'll enjoy it! To my niece, Emily, who I originally made it for. HOW WAS IT MADE? I made it through the (extremely life-saving) JSW Editor Mark II, plus many cans of Cherry Coke and weeks of only getting four hours of sleep on school nights. ISN'T THAT A BADLY DRAWN FIST? Yes. Yes it is. I'll probably fix it eventally. WHAT WERE YOU ORIGINALLY GOING TO CALL IT? "Jet Set Willy 5: Deja Willy". Willy moved back into his big ol' house, and found that not much has changed...(*snort* borrring.) HOW LONG DID IT TAKE? About a month. DOESN'T ANDREW BROAD DESERVE CREDIT? YES!!! I stuck in a nice little homage to "WE PRETTY" and "DIAMOND B O Z Y", two rooms from Andrew Broad's brilliant We Pretty. These rooms are the property of Broadsoft, not me! ------------------------------------------------------------------ THE ROOMS Room 00: The Utility Shed (First room I made. It shows.) Room 01: A Gazebo And Odd Topiaries Room 02: The Work Of Rob The Gardener Room 03: Stumped Room 04: The Driveway At Dusk Room 05: A Real Platform Game Room 06: Super Mario Hell (Well, what'd'you expect Mario Hell would look like??) Room 07: One Flew Over Room 08: Treed Off Room 09: Branching Off Into New Heights Room 10: A Breath Of Fresh Air Room 11: dark yet welcoming Room 12: Emily Meets The Taxman (A tribute to Matthew's beloved Sequelis Abortis...) Room 13: A Leafy Glade in the Sky Room 14: Free Willy Room 15: I KNOW that I saw this before Room 16: This Is Hardly A Quirkafleeg Room 17: The Piercing Pagoda Room 18: Leap of Faith Room 19: I Cant Get You Out Of My Head (La la la, la la la la la, la...a*hem*...er, yeah.) Room 20: the dining room has grown dim Room 21: the family of Anna Morgan Room 22: Hot in Herre (But please, don't take your clothes off.) Room 23: Spatula City Room 24: irma dot s5 dot com (A shameless plug. GO THERE!) Room 25: Man Its So Cold In Here (They Might Be Giants...to that cold night I waited for John Flansburgh's autograph...) Room 26: Chimney Sweeping Room 27: Unholy Cathedral Room 28: Just How Confident Are You Room 29: Dark Angers Toward Her Mother Room 30: Not A Speccy Was Stirring Room 31: The Previous Owner Room 32: Hopping Mad Room 33: The Playroom Room 34: Dont Touch Mommys Perfume Room 35: Emilys Bedroom Room 36: Sawdust And Crimson Room 37: Sunny Delight Room 38: Strange Insects This House Has Room 39: Say Hello To The Spikes Of Doom (Rowan Atkinson will never believe this!) Room 40: Dr No Will Never Believe This (One of my favorites :-) Room 41: The Attic Seems Out Of Place Room 42: The Rafters Win By A Nose Room 43: Conservatory with a View Room 44: Seems A Bit Like Mary Poppins Room 45: Daleks Conquer And Destroy Room 46: This Mario Crap Is Getting Old (This room almost killed the game completely. *sniff* But it causes so many flashbacks! *sniff*) Room 47: Youre Not Supposed To Be Here (Oh come on, some people out there had to have played Duke 3D!) Room 48: Nomen Scooby (Oh yeah, don't jump out of the top or left side. Could get nasty.) Room 49: KAR ION A N D REW (See Room 51.) Room 50: The Turret Room 51: ANDR E W TAK ESUS O U TSIDE (Along with Room 49, a tribute to a true genius...) Room 52: I Can Go Up But Can I Go Down Room 53: A Nice Chat In My Back Room Room 54: A Secluded Back Hallway Room 55: Gotta Boogie (Basically, you'd have to hear the Weird Al song to get it.) Room 56: The Damp Crawlspace Air Is Foul Room 57: The Ventilation System Room 58: Sand Sparkling In The Moonlight Room 59: A Ferry Tale Room 60: An Unferry Tale (A joke any hardcore Chumbawamba fan should get.) Room 61: Shiggity Shiggity Shwa (Inaccessible - this is a treat for hackers who have seen a certain Flash movie...) SPECIAL THANKS John Elliott for helping me with a serious glitch (and literally saving an almost abandoned game), Andrew Broad for "We Pretty", David Bowie for inspiring Andrew Broad to make "We Pretty", Brian Eno for working with David Bowie on the album that inspired Andrew Broad to make "We Pretty", Matthew Smith (of course), Chumbawamba and Eminem for keeping me entertained while writin' this li'l thing, Emily (of course!), Weird Al for "Gotta Boogie", Group X for inspiring "Shiggity Shiggity Shwa", Kylie Minogue, Terry Nation (the father of the Daleks), Hanna-Barbera, Ian Fleming for that wonderful spy from Chelsea, whoever made "The Ring", Shigeru Miyamoto for making the portly plumber we all know and love, and everyone on comp.sys.sinclair who cared. QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, BUG REPORTS: wa3dhb@bellatlantic.net (email) SirWorek (AIM)