				
			  Fantasy world Willy

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				Contents
1: usual crap
2: A WARNING
3: Story
4: Basic instructions
5: Roomz
6: Legal stuff, thanx and all the rest

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1:Usual crap
 
JSW Fantasy World Willy v0.3 (Crap title and hardly original but so)!
By the DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!! BaSe1 PrOdUcTiOnZ 2002.
Based on the original concept by Matthew Smith.
Game from software projects 1984

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2: A WARNING

This game may contain themes and language which some may find
offensive, most won't but some might.......YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. But at
least unlike my other games there is nothing sexual or too 
contraversial involved just weird, some weed may enhance the 
experience :)

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3: Story

Willy strolled to the bathroom the night after a really outragous party
with his book and a cigar and plonked his weary arse upon his best 
friend.....the toilet. He got himself comfy and raised his book as he 
started the music (if you get what I mean). The book was interesting it
was a demonologists handbook that he had picked up from his library, 
it contained many stories from all cultures around the world and many 
pages on strange places and rituals. He read about Scarface the indian 
and his mission to show his love for the beautiful Morning Star and 
about Lazerous and Azmodius. Willy found it odd that he had never seen 
this book in the library before but this didn't matter he'd finished 
his crap ages ago but he was so interested in the book that his legs 
had numbed from sitting on the bog for so long. Willy then heard sirens
a bit like the warning sirens from world war 2, his vision blurred and 
he seemed to be floating. Willy came to still sitting on the toilet, 
the room looked the same yet something wasn't right, he glanced down at
the book he noticed it was open on a page titled The fine line between 
them and us. What the fuck is goin' on here thought Willy I'm gonna 
investigate. Little does Willy know he is no longer in his own world 
and has to collect several odd looking items in order to return to 
reality oh well it won't be the first time this has happened to him.....
If I was Willy I'd have topped myself by now ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
....... 

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4: Instructions

You will be playing this through an emulator and if yours supports a 
stick you can use that otherwise.

Use O-Left, P-right, SPACE-Jump although you can use a combination of 
keys from the top row of letters. you can also use the bottom row of 
letters to jump.
A-G pauses H-ENTER/RETURN unpauses and toggles music ON/OFF

Collect all the flashing items.

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5: Roomz

I decided to do a room list after all because people like that, plus I 
posted the same readme with the fixed version as I did with the buggy 
version, which could have confused many people who didn't get the first
version and look for the bug when it isn't there anymore.

-The unsanitary reading spot

This games "The Bathroom" basically similar but different and dedicated 
to those who hog the bog. Much like my late stepdad who could literally
spend 2-3 hours reading Wilbur Smith books on the shitter.

-MMMMMM! Me meths stash

Not dedicated but based on tramps and my late stepdad who loved cheap 
stinky drink and wouldn't have looked out of place sleeping in a 
fuckin' doorway.

-This isn't my beautiful fountain

Kinda like the bridge, I would've liked to have called this "This is 
not my beautiful fountain" but I didn't have room. The room itself is 
only harmful if you don't keep moving when you enter.

-I am the pepperoni man

I'm not even gonna try and tell you where I got the inspiration for 
this room from cos' I'll get laughed at the only person who does know 
this is my best pal and unofficial playtester Mr C. Incidentally though
it ties in nicely since it's another piss take of Macaroni Ted (I've 
been obsessed with changing this room since I first saw it and that was
about 16 years ago).

-"You'd think by now that people are fuckin' sick of this room"

This is just a 2 screen version of "Top landing" sorry if this offends 
but I'm sick of converting this room and sick of seeing others 
conversions of this room and I'm sure others feel the same(and are also
sick of this room).

-The one we all know and love

Literally the master bedroom....the only difference is a chandelier 
which I added.

-The worlds most popular linker

Another one of my sarcastic classics just first landing with the root 
sprites added as guardians, and otherwise unchanged (save the cross and 
the colours). This is also a stab at myself and others as no-one ever 
seems to completely do away with this screen, it always appears in one 
way or another.

-Deathcaps on the belt

This is one of my most effortless screens (not just for this game I 
mean ever). I suppose deathcaps is a reference to the mistakes made by 
magic mushroom eaters.

-The Mosh Pit 

One of my screens which looks terrible but took me a while it's 
designed to clash to the max, and no the band on stage is not meant to 
be Limp Bizkit (I think they're shit).

-Backstage (NO AUTOGRAPHS)

Stars are bastards sometimes, so here you are.

-Psuedo SEGA 1986

The name and the sprite are a stab at Space Harrier....simple as that.

-I used to dance here but now I croon the ballad of a lonely man

Another 2 screener this replaces the ballroom east and west hence the 
title. I put this here just to make a change I wanted every room in the
game to be different (but some similar although that doesn't apply 
here or does it?).

-An explaination is long overdue

This room has no reference to the reason I gave it this title, but so 
what. I suppose I should explain my reasons I watched teen wolf for the
first time in about 13 years and well it's a quote from that film.

-The hallway to a better place

Just another version of the hallway, it's literally harmless but who 
cares

-East wall sanitarium

Just east wall base with different guardians an outside platform and 
and item. You'll have to be quick to survive when you enter though.

-Fire in the sky

Just halfway up the east wall with fire added and the conveyor turned 
off (I bet a few will thank me for that ha ha). If you look closely at 
the plier type guardian you can see I spazzed it up slightly so it 
isn't symetrical at all.

-The Hot Palace

Another go at Sega really the name is derived from a level from Space 
Harrier 2 the guardian is based on the head of one of the dragons off 
this game too. I don't know if I got the right sprite for the Hot 
Palace off SH2 but I don't care.

-The priest was not a god squader

Just priests hole with a big devil instead of a skull a few items and 
an exit to the right.

-Pit above the favourate place

A pretty crap room with a jaunty rope and bad graphics.

-The strange shore in the sky

This is based on a native american folklore as are the next 3 screens 
following it although I got it backwards from the story I think it 
remains quite faithful considering the obvious limitations.

-Worlds strangest lake

just a follow on from the screen before it, Had I have had more sprite 
places left I would have put different guardians in here as in the 
story the birds that attack are storks not the weird stumpy bat things 
I have in this game.

-Oh my.....ooh hooray!!!

Just a way of finishing the lake off.

-The silver staircase

In the story I heard the indian Scarface climbed up the staircase not 
down it and fought the storks on the shore in the sky, but fuck it 
Willy as always does the whole thing the wrong way round. I would've 
given this room a whole screen after it with just the stairs but the 
way I had this screen it just wouldn't have worked.

-LIMBO

This is my saver screen for rounding the map up. It's based on the 
limbo screen from Stormbringer (the magic knight game for those who 
have no idea what I mean) and it takes you to 2 major rooms in the game
from which you can then visit the rooms you haven't already.

-Worst Nightmare (psycho eggz UXB)

A new eggstremely (sorry) lethal version of the nighmare room made 
using the graphics from the drive in the original JSW it may seem 
ridiculous but it is possible. The title was inspired by the old game 
psycho pigs UXB which incidentaly was shit and has absolutely nothing 
to do with this room really.

-Pool of the swims 

A completely harmless rope free bug free version of the swimming pool 
with a Yoda style title.

-Sauna us up

A sauna next to the pool simple as that pretty harmless the item is 
meant to be a ladel but one of my friends said is that an artificial 
hip so hmmm well.

-Ah Yea! Fresh Air 

Just a linker

-Must perform a botany (Penthouse)

A crap dead end with a bad reference to the original game.

-Back door with fire escape

Another version of back staircase with a wobbly green frog sprite.

-Back Gate

Just the back door with slightly different graphics.

-Someones eaten the gardener

This room was originally a lot more detailed but it caused havoc with 
the game so I had to minimise the action within, so now it's 
crap...just a linker.

-The river bank

Just the beach with diffo graphics.

-The river bleeds

A basic attempt at something odd and eerie nothing to do with the 10 
commandments, although I tried to make that obvious with the floaty 
zombie in the distance.

-Poisoned Froggy

The name and the sprites are based on the frog like hunter things off
Resident Evil, crap I know but what do you expect for a 2D speccy game.

-"I see dead people"

Couldn't resist it on 2 counts 1 making a reference to that ridiculous 
kid who sees dead people and 2 making a forgotten abbey clone.

-This looks like a tomb

Because that's exactly what it is.

-They buried miners here

Here's the twist to the tomb theme pretty sick eh!

-The underground shrine

Almost harmless screen with a couple of items. Almost harmelss I hear 
you say I don't see any guardians.

-Desocrator 

Another miner related screen and although easy this can catch a hasty 
player by surprise.

-and now I'd like to leave this place

I called this screen this because it's probably what the player is 
thinking by now.

-EEGROE NERPIN TRUMPET FEST 2K2

Don't even try to make sense of this senseless crap if this fest exists
I don't know where or when hahaha and even if I did I wouldn't go.

- Sax-a-ma-phone

A follow up to the previous screen I dedicate the title to Homer 
Simpson but that's about it.

-Brassed off

This miners tombs second twist I based it on the film, which I wasn't 
willing to watch at all but a few years ago I was in the house by 
myself with a few beers and I did watch it, sick thing is it wasn't 
that bad really. I didn't watch it the last time it was on though once
is enough.

-I see light

This screen is just a map padder.

-At last I smell the air of day

So is this one 

-Think I used to park my car here

This is a map padder and a linker.

-Seranada!!!

This is one of the screen I put a little bit more thought into I 
decided to give it a romantic twist with the balcony and the singer 
and the hearts and aaaah!

-A clear night on the moor

Any horror fan should have a rough idea where this is going, clue the
items are gnawed bones.

-Fugee werewolf in the garden

Based on that classic movie American werewolf in london. I would have 
initially liked to have called this screen "A refugee werewolf in 
Willys' garden" but that wouldn't fit so this title is the next best 
thing.

-On my way to the promised land

Not a strictly truthful title but just a map padder really.

-Foggy old field

The first ever screen I ever did with a white background and I got the 
desired effect too. It's just a padder once again but I find it 
strangely amusing.

-The graveyard

I took a little time on this and the next few screens. I based them all
on ideas from capcoms ghost trilogy (ghosts 'n' goblins ghouls 'n'
ghosts etc). Although it's not strictly a trilogy any more thanks to
Maximo.
 
-Rock me Asmodieus

I based this around the same ideas as the above screen I would have 
liked to have put a different guardian on top of the pile of skulls 
and maybe will one day in the future. I got the idea for the title from 
that awful Falco record, from 84 I think it was.

-The world is collapsing

This is a mixture of ideas from the first 2 stages of ghouls and 
ghosts. I don't know if it's faithful but then again it doesn't really 
matter weither it is or not.

-Am I in the right game here?

Another G'n'G related room based on the cliff near the end of the first
level in ghouls and ghosts. I might recycle the pig guard sprite and 
give the poor fucker some more frames one day.

-Step into the light

A reasonably amusing screen which is harmless and leads to to the LIMBO
screen so I managed to loop the fuckin' map cheaply and effectively 
hahaha.....sorry!

-Quiche

Kitchen with different lay out and sprites.

-Ham and egg

A follow on from quiche and where the quiche obviously gets it's 
ingredients I recycled my really rubbish ham sprite from the DrUnKeN 
mAsTeR!!! for this room. just the west of kitchen with different 
sprites and layout.

-Who ate all the pies

This room would be the cold store in the original. I stacked this room 
with slighly modified Willy sprites, the items are supposed to be empty
pie dishes I got this idea from one of my graphical travesties from a 
previous JSW I made where the nasties where supposed to be pies but 
looked more like infected beef brains.

Well I think that's it and if it isn't tough find the unmentioned 
yourself.

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6: Legal stuff, thanx and all the rest

You all should know the rules of FREEWARE by now, but for those who 
don't, copy this and feel free to use any part of it and distribute it 
freely. But don't sell it or any part of it as a single unit or as part
of a package without mine and the original programmers permission.

If you like this and want to use any of my graphics or rooms feel free 
to but it would be nice if you asked first or at least told me what you
were using :)

Thanx to:

Matthew Smith the man who wrote the original masterpiece
Paul Rhodes whose Editor I used to make this.
John Elliot whose Editor I also used to make this
Mr C for playtesting my last game and no-doubt this one when the e-mail
arrives.

If I've missed anyone out sorry tell me about it and I'll include you. 

Is the hat black or white or is it the colour of blood?

So Far so dodgy.................................................Laterz!

DrUnKeN mAsTeR!!!

>E-Mail at: drunkenmaster@radgeez.fsnet.co.uk 
